The yurbud primitive came over to our old home a few years ago. He was as stupid as they get. I see some things never change.
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Back in the late 70's, we had a couple of hippie/DUmmie types living and working on our farm. Don and Radda were their names. He looked like the hippie teacher on "Beavis & Butthead", she looked like something out of Woodstock. Neither shaved, but at least they did bathe, so as not to scare the cows....
Don would take half a day to hose out the barn after the morning milking, something I could do in 30 minutes. On his day off, he spent half of it jogging out to the highway and back, about 2 miles round trip. I would pass him on my motorcycle (1975 Suzuki RM-125) when I'd go to the end of the road to get the mail. Don fancied himself to be an aspiring writer, and although he tried to articulate himself by using big words and fanciful dialog, he never spoke more than one syllable of anyone's name. (My brothers' names were Danny and David. Don always called them Dan and Dave. Radda was Rad, Artie was Art, etc.)....
We had automatic take-offs that removed the milkers from the cows when they were finished giving milk. It consisted of a vacuum cylinder with a plastic-coated cable attached to the milker. One day, one of the cables came out of the cylinder, and Don was telling me that the cable "became two". I looked at him with a blank stare and asked, "You mean it broke?", and he replied, "Well, yeah."
Before they left, they bought a VW bus with a 4-speed manual transmission, even though neither had ever driven a vehicle, nor had a license. Radda took drivers training and got a license, and took it upon herself to operate and maintain the bus. Don was either too "important" to do any of that, or too stupid, I'm still not sure which. However, here's their solution when they changed the oil on how to put 2 1/2 quarts into the crankcase....
They put 3 in, and drained 1/2 out....
When they left to go back to New York, I overheard Radda's mother telling her that when they got on the interstate, just stay in the left-hand lane....
I still wonder if they made it to New York....