Okay, as most here know, franksolich pays a great deal of attention to the fund drives necessary to support and maintain Skins's island, watching very carefully to be sure the bucks flow in at a steady and healthy pace.
franksolich has done this for years and years and years.
It's now Thursday afternoon, well into the fifth day of the 3rd quarter fund-drive for Skins's island, and as of right now, less than 480 primitives have contributed to my fellow alum, or less than 100 primitives per day.
This is an outrage.
According to BadCat's newest DUmp Diver, there are circa 2,500 primitives inhabiting Skins's island, real-estate kindly provided by my fellow alum, for the primitives to romp and play.
The goal of 1,000 donating primitives should've been reached within the first six hours of the beginning of the fund drive, especially given that the primitives are always boasting about how giving, how generous, they are.
This is an outrage. franksolich is getting pissed.
Part of the problem is, my fellow alum Skins's otherworldly manner; money doesn't mean a damned thing to Skins, as he's interested in higher things. To my fellow alum, money is just something that happens, and if it doesn't happen, well, that's okay; it's the same as if it happens, if it doesn't happen.
Skins is so non-materialistic he makes an ascetic look fat and decadent.
But franksolich on this side understands money is necessary, especially for the maintenance of real-estate.
franksolich is seriously considering bringing over campfires and comments only by primitives who've loosened their wallets so as to fatten Skins's.
Now, if that doesn't jack up the fund drive, nothing will.