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Offline franksolich

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cross-eyed Iowa primitive pushing pyramid scheme
« on: September 17, 2009, 09:46:20 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=213x5703

Oh my.

By the way, the other day I ran across a self-posted photograph of the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, who now lives in Denver, but selfishly won't invite the homeless bobbling primitive to share his quarters; the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, well into middle age, is quite a hefty guy, and wears eyeglasses, in case anyone is interested.

This bonfire's three months old, and pretty much dead, but one wonders how many primitives sent $199 to the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, who's an ex-con.

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Hawkeye-X  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-15-09 06:41 PM
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DUers - want to make a little side income? Or a LOT of money?

Let me introduce you to a drink called Efusjon.

Here is their description:

efusjon energy club products offer remarkable taste, pack tremendous energy and deliver health and vitality! efusjon's delicious and healthy energy drinks are created with you in mind. Whether you're 18 or 80, our energy drinks give your body exactly what it needs to thrive throughout the day and throughout your life!

Made from 100% all-natural ingredients and with no preservatives or additives, efusjon's energy drinks give you a rich, smooth flavor you can enjoy anytime - completely guilt-free. So start your day with the bolt of delicious, nutritious energy your body and taste buds will crave! And you can enjoy our energy drinks anytime your body needs an extra boost! Best of all, efusjon's energy drinks come loaded with the power of nature's best ingredients!

By joining the efusjon energy club you will be able to choose what type of drinks you desire on a monthly basis depending on your body's needs. Whether it's our energy drink that has antioxidant properties which help your body fight the free-radical toxins you take in each day, another one that combats basic fatigue, or both, the choice is yours. As we continue to add new and exciting healthy energy drinks to the efusjon energy club, you will be able to mix and match each month's order to suit your health needs. Not only does efusjon energy club offer the healthiest energy drinks available anywhere, but we also provide you with a unique opportunity to make a serious income! When you become an efusjon energy club Associate, you become part of the most unique compensation structure in the network marketing industry. Our revolutionary new system rewards you not only for the efforts of you and your organization, but even for sales in other people's organizations! It's part of the efusjon energy club's "share the wealth" philosophy that's a win-win for everyone!


Yes, I do realize it's another MLM (multi-level marketing) but my research has shown that there has been no false information or scam involved with this. In fact, the guy is backing this business is the VP of Paramount, Derek Broes, who worked for Microsoft. This is his story.

I have tasted Efusjon myself - it's DELICIOUS!!!! It's even worth the investment.

Also, there's this: Is Efusjon a scam?

If you are interested in giving this a shot, it's just $199 of your money to try this out, and get 3 people. The rest is history.

Click me to sign up!

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imdjh  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jun-15-09 06:46 PM
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1. You may be right, but I would think it's hard to sell something unpronounceable.

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eShirl  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jun-15-09 06:56 PM
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2. hmmm. Is there a complete list of the ingredients anywhere?

Maybe I'm picky, but I like to know exactly what's in something before I ingest it.

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Hawkeye-X  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-15-09 07:01 PM
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4. I just ordered a set of drinks

I'll get the ingredients up ASAP. I'll even talk to my guy to see if he has any info.

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Hawkeye-X  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-15-09 07:15 PM
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7. Ingredients here

after which a photograph of the ingredients

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eShirl  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-19-09 12:01 PM
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11. thanks!

Oh wow, so there's no caffeine? I just assumed there was, in an energy drink.

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Hawkeye-X  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-22-09 01:01 AM
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14. eShirl... there is two drinks on the market right now..

One is called "Raw" which is the caffeine free version you just saw. The other is called "Edge" which is the caffeinated version... and I just checked - it's 60mg of caffeine.

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MsLeopard  (576 posts)        Mon Sep-07-09 08:02 AM
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15. Water is the first ingredient

Sugar is the second... there are healthier drinks out there.

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Juneboarder  (531 posts)        Mon Sep-07-09 08:07 AM
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16. Try MonaVie Emv

This is a great product!

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timeforpeace (1000+ posts)      Mon Jun-15-09 06:59 PM
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3. Sounds like capitalism. 

And you know what we think of that.

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Hawkeye-X  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-15-09 07:02 PM
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5. Yeah, seems like we have to PAY money to make money..

Ah well, capitalism is what we have right now....

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timeforpeace (1000+ posts)      Mon Jun-15-09 07:09 PM
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6. The line about the guy who is backing this is a non sequitur.

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Hawkeye-X  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-15-09 07:28 PM
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8. What do you mean by that?

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Hawkeye-X  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-15-09 07:57 PM
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9. kick

shameless kick

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Hawkeye-X  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-18-09 09:29 PM
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10. Interesting facts here!

Efusjon Energy Club’s newest distributors are: •Matthew McConaughey •William Shatner •Kurt Russell •Willie Nelson •Paul Greene •Darryl Strawberry •Evander Holyfield •Karch Kiraly volleyball’s 3 Time Olympic GOLD Medalist!!! •Mike Potekhen Firestone Indy Lights driver efusjon is 47th largest network marketing company and ranked #4 opportunity in world in just 5 months!!! We are on tip of iceberg

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Abq_Sarah (746 posts)      Sun Jun-21-09 02:25 PM
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12. Acai berry?

Sounds like Xocai without the chocolate.

It may be the greatest product in the world but you need to spend more time selling the product than selling the company.

Uh-huh.

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Hawkeye-X  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-22-09 01:00 AM
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13. yeah..

I have the drinks, and I'll sell it to you for $3 each.. Interested?
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Re: cross-eyed Iowa primitive pushing pyramid scheme
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2009, 10:32:25 AM »
They never fail to amuse me.....
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timeforpeace (1000+ posts)      Mon Jun-15-09 06:59 PM
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3. Sounds like capitalism. 

And you know what we think of that.
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Re: cross-eyed Iowa primitive pushing pyramid scheme
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2009, 01:18:26 PM »
....and the DUmmies will always be at the bottom of the pyramid.

Falling for these get rich quick schemes is why DUmmies think the rich get rich off the DUmmies.....because in these cases, it's true.
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