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Offline Ausonius

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Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« on: August 28, 2012, 07:40:41 PM »
This link gives Joseph Lieberman as their #1 choice:

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/28/thedcs-jamie-weinstein-top-5-possibilities-for-the-rncs-mystery-speaker/

Clint Eastwood?  Nancy Reagan?

I have heard some wags suggest George Obama from Kenya.

Sarah Palin is seen as highly unlikely by some: too "toxic" for the country at large.

Jon Lovitz?  Ben Stein? (Anyone?  Anyone?)

J.C. Watts?  Bill Cosby?  (He has been sounding awfully conservative in his dotage at times these days.)
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 07:54:10 PM »
Joe Biden.  :-)
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 07:58:10 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on August 28, 2012, 07:54:10 PM
Joe Biden.  :-)

Would Biden even know that he was at the wrong convention?
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 07:58:25 PM »
Joe Leiberman, or Ron Paul..
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 07:59:52 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on August 28, 2012, 07:58:25 PM
Joe Leiberman, or Ron Paul..

Rush Limbaugh.
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 08:02:21 PM »
Elmo.
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 08:06:03 PM »
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2012, 08:06:54 PM »
Quote from: Ausonius on August 28, 2012, 07:58:10 PM
Would Biden even know that he was at the wrong convention?

Probably not.
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2012, 08:08:33 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on August 28, 2012, 08:06:03 PM
Rush would be AWESOME!

Elmo is a liberal ...

That may be but Bert and Ernie have been long time members of the Log Cabin Republicans so they might be the surprise speakers.  :-)
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2012, 08:09:51 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on August 28, 2012, 08:06:54 PM
Probably not.

I liked the one speaker tonight when he said that he will be glad to have a VP who knows what state he is in  :lmao:

Quote from: thundley4 on August 28, 2012, 08:08:33 PM
That may be but Bert and Ernie have been long time members of the Log Cabin Republicans so they might be the surprise speakers.  :-)

I forgot about them. I can see them speaking then  :-)
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2012, 08:11:35 PM »
If not Elmo, how about:



Waldorf and Statler?

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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2012, 08:12:31 PM »
Quote from: Ausonius on August 28, 2012, 08:11:35 PM
If not Elmo, how about:

Waldorf and Statler?
Two more old white men? :yawn:
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2012, 08:15:25 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 28, 2012, 08:12:31 PM
Two more old white men? :yawn:

I knew someone would say that!   :-)

Okay:



Pam Grier
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2012, 08:15:35 PM »
Quote from: Ausonius on August 28, 2012, 08:11:35 PM
If not Elmo, how about:



Waldorf and Statler?



I can see them heckling obama now. That would be pants!  :lmao:

I gave you a Hi5 for that.
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2012, 08:16:41 PM »
Quote from: Ausonius on August 28, 2012, 08:15:25 PM
I knew someone would say that!   :-)

Okay:



Pam Grier
Oooooh, now you talkin, honky. :afro:
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2012, 08:37:35 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 28, 2012, 08:16:41 PM
Oooooh, now you talkin, honky. :afro:


 :-)   Wow!  Whatever happened to Thalmus Rasulala?

More possibilities from a few e-mails I received: Kelsey Grammer (???), and live from New york, Ed Koch and Rudy Giuliani .
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2012, 09:01:42 PM »
Quote from: Ausonius on August 28, 2012, 08:37:35 PM
:-)   Wow!  Whatever happened to Thalmus Rasulala?

More possibilities from a few e-mails I received: Kelsey Grammer (???), and live from New york, Ed Koch and Rudy Giuliani .
Thalmus died of cancer a few years ago. 
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2012, 09:06:59 PM »
My bet is Palin, that allows her to speak and froth up the base without the media being able to bitch and moan about her until after the speech.
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2012, 09:07:20 PM »
Quote from: RightCoast on August 28, 2012, 09:06:59 PM
My bet is Palin, that allows her to speak and froth up the base without the media being able to bitch and moan about her until after the speech.
oooh, good answer!
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2012, 09:09:25 PM »
Quote from: RightCoast on August 28, 2012, 09:06:59 PM
My bet is Palin, that allows her to speak and froth up the base without the media being able to bitch and moan about her until after the speech.

I hope not. I love her, but the reality is the media totally has destroyed her and the last thing we need is her name back in the news.
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2012, 09:17:51 PM »
Kelsey Grammer would be cool.

I'd crap if it was President Bush ....
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2012, 09:50:06 PM »
Micheal Reagan speaking about "Dreams From My Father".  :-)
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« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2012, 09:51:37 PM »
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2012, 09:52:57 PM »
Greg Gutfield  :-)
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Re: Your Top Guesses For Thursday's MYSTERY Speaker
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2012, 09:55:29 PM »
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