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Offline DUmpDiver

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Bouncy Cousin - Two bongs
« on: December 13, 2016, 05:22:41 AM »
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So, remember my Trump voting cousin?

Well, now that he started watching the news, he is super scared and has no idea what to expect from Trump going forward. It's like he only started listening to what Trump was actually saying he would do to the economy AFTER he voted for Trump.

So, he has decided to go to college so that he will be occupied until Trump is no longer president. He thinks that if he is in school, Trump can't do anything to hurt him because of all of the programs he says Obama put into place. He also realizes that those jobs are not coming back. He no longer believes Trump is for jobs. He says that maybe Trump is scamming all of us, lol. I'm really really tired. I no longer have the energy to say, " I told you so." Too tired to rub it in. Too tired to tell him his plan is unusual and might be wasting space that someone with actual goals might need to educate themselves. He does want to take a US government class, "To learn how government works". So maybe the space won't really be wasted. He wants to learn. Baby steps. It's progress. I have heard no racist blaming of Mexicans since he realized Trump was the one taking his medicare. That's nice.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512653971

One courtesy bong for starting with "So . . ."

And another bong for a conversion.

That's it though.

And Mexican still isn't a race. Just like American isn't a race.
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Re: Bouncy Cousin - Two bongs
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2016, 05:30:15 AM »
A week ago he was a welfare queen and now he is going to college.
Stupid bitch.
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Re: Bouncy Cousin - Two bongs
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2016, 05:35:42 AM »
She's getting a lot of mileage out of her imaginary cousin stories, the dummies are just eating it up.
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Re: Bouncy Cousin - Two bongs
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2016, 06:04:21 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on December 13, 2016, 05:35:42 AM
She's getting a lot of mileage out of her imaginary cousin stories, the dummies are just eating it up.

Yup. Nobody goes from being a hard-core Trump supporter to a thumb sucking sissy that fast.

It's made up, and isn't a very good story to boot.

-2 bongs.
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Re: Bouncy Cousin - Two bongs
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2016, 06:50:50 AM »
Her cousin is on medicare, so her cousin is over 65 and just now deciding to go back to college. What  special snowflake's they both are
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Re: Bouncy Cousin - Two bongs
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2016, 07:24:44 AM »
Linda, that's what got me.  On Medicare....just now going to college to "wait it out" and take some government classes.   :lmao:  If he's over 65, then he lived in a time where they taught civics in school.  This imaginary cousin sure is poorly constructed. 
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Re: Bouncy Cousin - Two bongs
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2016, 08:48:26 AM »
IIRC, her story is that her cousin is on disability. If he exists and if he's scared about anything related to Trump, it's that his bennies and eligibility will get actual scrutiny.
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Re: Bouncy Cousin - Two bongs
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2016, 09:02:25 AM »
She's constructed him so that he's on every single imaginable government program....but just now going to college (don't know how he's going to pay for that, on subsistence living).  The character development was not carefully thought through, and also needs more personality and depth.  F.
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Re: Bouncy Cousin - Two bongs
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2016, 09:23:23 AM »
Quote from: Karin on December 13, 2016, 09:02:25 AM
She's constructed him so that he's on every single imaginable government program....but just now going to college (don't know how he's going to pay for that, on subsistence living).  The character development was not carefully thought through, and also needs more personality and depth.  F.

Don`t forget that most moonbats use Medicaid and Medicare as interchangeable words.
In her original bouncy though she said he was on both so clearly she has no clue.
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Re: Bouncy Cousin - Two bongs
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2016, 03:37:42 PM »
I think her cousin screwed the DUchebag's mum and begat this stupid scrunt. It is much more plausible than the bouncy.
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Re: Bouncy Cousin - Two bongs
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2016, 04:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Carl on December 13, 2016, 05:30:15 AM
A week ago he was a welfare queen and now he is going to college.
Stupid bitch.
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Ummm, yeah.... ummm.. I'm going to need you to fix that bouncy, mm-kay?  That'd be greaaayt.
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Re: Bouncy Cousin - Two bongs
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2016, 04:14:19 PM »
Fake news!
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