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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2009, 04:08:43 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 28, 2009, 04:05:28 PM
HAHAHAHA!

Now....Plug it!   :innocent:

I've lost my touch since Mrs E no longer has that "problem". Better call in the bomb squad, IFT!
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2009, 04:10:44 PM »
I can't remember when this much spotting was going on. Jeez, lots of product being used! Think we'll make a dent in that $0.5 million?
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2009, 04:16:32 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 28, 2009, 03:58:18 PM
When you're on the receiving end of a PMS blast, and it happens quite repeatedly over many years, may I calmly suggest that even men can become experts?

It's kinda like guys who work with dynamite. They learn to handle that stuff very, very carefully.

I want EVERYONE to know that I have - on many occasions - gone to the store to buy feminine products. As I proudly stand in line with my box of Kotex or Massengill douche powder, I think of how much I love my spouse.  :evillaugh:    :innocent:   

I too had become an expert in extreme PMS before the experts put the term PMS on it.

...and the best way to kick it off to a good start, "Is it that time again already?"
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2009, 04:27:31 PM »
Mine was, "Can I get you a Midol, dear?"
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2009, 04:43:52 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 28, 2009, 03:33:10 PM
I do not believe that any of you menfolk are an expert in this subject matter.  Period. 


Now just who lit your fuse Missy?


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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2009, 04:47:07 PM »
I think her "period" in her last post had something to do with it.

Hey, IassaFTots, you need a rag to wipe that up with?

I'm all out of panty liners!  :rotf:
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #31 on: October 28, 2009, 05:22:10 PM »
If anyone is wondering if we'll keep continuing making these really awful puns, my answer is "always."
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #32 on: October 28, 2009, 07:47:39 PM »
Probably on their way to a third world country as we sit here and absorb this story.
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #33 on: October 28, 2009, 08:23:30 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 28, 2009, 04:47:07 PM
I think her "period" in her last post had something to do with it.

Hey, IassaFTots, you need a rag to wipe that up with?

I'm all out of panty liners!  :rotf:

Hey Menstrual Man  (phonetic please)  why don'tcha pad on outta here!!!

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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2009, 08:59:28 PM »
Y'all are super absorb-ed in this long length string thread.....
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #35 on: October 28, 2009, 09:35:11 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on October 28, 2009, 05:22:10 PM
If anyone is wondering if we'll keep continuing making these really awful puns, my answer is "always."
Some of us will just have to wing it.
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #36 on: October 28, 2009, 09:48:33 PM »
The puns are horrible, now back to the pad
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2009, 09:51:08 PM »
Quote from: FGL on October 28, 2009, 09:48:33 PM
The puns are horrible, now back to the pad
Oh, now Shirley we can squeeze in a few more.
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2009, 11:06:33 PM »
Quote from: FGL on October 28, 2009, 09:48:33 PM
The puns are horrible, now back to the pad

Why use a pad when a one liner is sufficient?
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2009, 07:51:05 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 28, 2009, 09:51:08 PM
Oh, now Shirley we can squeeze in a few more.
 :lmao:

I am sure they will cycle back around....
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2009, 08:23:16 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 29, 2009, 07:51:05 AM
I am sure they will cycle back around....

This is getting irritating, you guys are being rash... period end of discussion,.
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2009, 08:59:03 AM »
Quote from: FGL on October 29, 2009, 08:23:16 AM
This is getting irritating, you guys are being rash... period end of discussion,.

You're just itching to have the last word, aren't you?
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2009, 09:07:59 AM »
This is just a-nether silly thread, full of sensitivity and bodily fluids.

Just who the hell was Kimberly Clark, anyway?!?
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2009, 09:30:36 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 29, 2009, 09:07:59 AM
This is just a-nether silly thread, full of sensitivity and bodily fluids.

Just who the hell was Kimberly Clark, anyway?!?

Kimberly had a thing for soft and quilted....
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2009, 09:32:06 AM »
Quote from: debk on October 29, 2009, 09:30:36 AM
Kimberly had a thing for soft and quilted....

Yeah, but she lacks Charmin...
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2009, 09:32:57 AM »
I wish this thread would give the men a pause.
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #46 on: October 29, 2009, 09:58:23 AM »
Quote from: SherryBaby on October 29, 2009, 09:32:57 AM
I wish this thread would give the men a pause.

Well, I paused once and it cost me the cost of a hystericalectomy and a tube-tyin'.

I figured that's enough.
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #47 on: October 29, 2009, 11:21:34 AM »
Quote from: SherryBaby on October 29, 2009, 09:32:57 AM
I wish this thread would give the men a pause.

A red flag.....for trash maybe?
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2009, 04:37:31 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 29, 2009, 11:21:34 AM
A red flag.....for trash maybe?

Just don't take your woman camping, hiking , or bird watching in the woods if she has need for that product. 

Question, why is it when a woman no longer needs these products their men suddenly seem to get PMS all year round.?   
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Re: $500,000 Worth of Feminine Products Stolen
« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2009, 07:40:37 AM »
Selling the goods may just take the thief from "Rags to Riches".
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