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Offline Chris_

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Florida Nudists To Use $2 Bills Exclusively
« on: August 06, 2009, 11:54:56 AM »
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Florida Nudists To Use $2 Bills Exclusively

PASCO COUNTY, Fla. -- Nude tourists are ready to dig deep into their pockets to shed more light on how important they are to the Florida economy.

Resorts that cater to nudists are big business in Osceola and Pasco counties. Now, the au natural tourists are stocking up on two dollar bills to prove how important they are to Florida's bottom line.

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The nudists will use only two-dollar bills for everything they buy.

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I guess that's better than having lots of three dollar bills in circulation.  :rimshot:


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Re: Florida Nudists To Use $2 Bills Exclusively
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 02:38:58 PM »
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"They have money and they're willing to spend it. That's the best customer there is. They like to have a good time and good food, so I'm excited," said Harry Wright, Harry's Bar-B-Que.


Guess they're going to have a wiener roast?
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