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Offline DumbAss Tanker

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Re: Because I can: my favorite TominTib post, ever
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2010, 10:20:23 AM »
Thanks a million, LC EFA!  What a blowhard lush!
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Re: Because I can: my favorite TominTib post, ever
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2010, 11:07:03 AM »
Quote from: LC EFA on October 19, 2010, 12:22:21 AM
Here is our thread on it.

Here is the utube clip.

[youtube=425,350]DLsEJA9IEFo[/youtube]

Thanks, LC EFA. :cheersmate:
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Re: Because I can: my favorite TominTib post, ever
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2010, 11:11:40 AM »
I managed to get 12 seconds in.  Any more and I'd have to go buy a new laptop.
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Re: Because I can: my favorite TominTib post, ever
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2010, 11:32:43 AM »
Bam! Found it!

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TomInTib (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-10-07 07:31 PM
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24. It's not a crime until you get caught.
 Besides the fact that everything I own is in my girlfriend's name.

I don't have much truck with "laws".

And any "crimes" that I may have been perceived as committing were victimless.

I am sure I have all kinds of crap that I am not supposed to possess.

As a matter of fact, some of it is in the briefcase at my feet. Same shit I did time for. Just about a thousand less pounds of it.

But I now live in a place where there is no way that local Law Enforcement will screw with me.

The Chief of Police and I are drinking buddies.

Heck, the cops even give me rides home when I am too wasted to walk up the hill. I just call the Station.

They like to take my weapons out to the Marin Sheriff's Dept range and play Rambo. Full auto and all.

Treat them right, they'll treat you right.

I have learned a lot over the years.
 

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Re: Because I can: my favorite TominTib post, ever
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2010, 11:39:12 AM »
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Besides the fact that everything I own is in my girlfriend's name.
Translation: I'm broke as **** and can't even get basic credit.

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I don't have much truck with "laws".
Because this is how real men are supposed to talk.  Calm down there, Sam Elliot.
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Re: Because I can: my favorite TominTib post, ever
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2010, 11:41:46 AM »
God I miss Tom.

Remember when he said he wrote that song? And another DUmmie called him out on it?


He's the Babe Ruth of DUmmies...
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Re: Because I can: my favorite TominTib post, ever
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2010, 11:53:43 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on October 19, 2010, 11:41:46 AM
God I miss Tom.

Remember when he said he wrote that song? And another DUmmie called him out on it?


He's the Babe Ruth of DUmmies...
WHOSE GOD?

He posted it twice.  Sadly, the thread where the songwriter's rep showed up and busted him has been scrubbed.  Even AdBot is speechless.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2010, 11:55:54 AM by chris_ »
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Re: Because I can: my favorite TominTib post, ever
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2010, 11:59:37 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on October 19, 2010, 11:41:46 AM
God I miss Tom.

Remember when he said he wrote that song? And another DUmmie called him out on it?


He's the Babe Ruth of DUmmies...

I'd say he's the Barry Bonds of DUmmies.  His stories are, shall we say, inflated.
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Re: Because I can: my favorite TominTib post, ever
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2010, 06:43:45 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on October 19, 2010, 11:59:37 AM
I'd say he's the Barry Bonds of DUmmies.  His stories are, shall we say, inflated.

Touche.

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