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Offline BadCat

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DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« on: February 23, 2008, 05:55:40 PM »
The DUmmies are reminding me of the Persian Immortals lately, though many have fallen, another treasonous bastard seems to step in and take their place.

Todays count of 5202 traitorous bastards, sets the record for the most traitorous bastards to ever be recorded since the inception of DUmpDiver.



Please note that the forum titled GD: Politics is now called GD: Primaries, as I didn't feel like changing the DUmpDiver code to accommodate one of HurlG's band aids to the DUmp.

In individual DUmmy news, well it's time for $kins to take his socialist wife and soon to be communist baby on a cruise, so the top poster is the DU Adbot.

For posters that may actually be human, traitor extraordinaire rodeodance takes the top spot with 916 uses of $kins bandwidth to foment its hate for America.

Some of our favorites make appearances in the Top 40 this week.
Perennial favorite "Name Removed" appears in ninth place with 414 examples of free speech at DU.
And semi or used to be, semi-sane DUmmy OperationMindCrime makes his first appearance in the Top40 with a respectable 11th place.



Folks, the natives are indeed restless over at Insane Island.
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2008, 06:01:47 PM »
I'm getting the impression the primitives are coming in from the further islands to the main island, Skins's island, as primitives are wont to do whenever collectively subconsciously they sense impending disaster.

I have no idea what sort of impending disaster it might be, but obviously the primitives sense something.

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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2008, 06:01:55 PM »
Good to see ole' "Name Removed" is as prolific as ever with 414 posts  :-)
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2008, 06:29:47 PM »
Really cool, BadCat. Thanks.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2008, 06:49:17 PM by Splashdown »
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2008, 06:40:06 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 23, 2008, 06:01:47 PM
I'm getting the impression the primitives are coming in from the further islands to the main island, Skins's island, as primitives are wont to do whenever collectively subconsciously they sense impending disaster.

I have no idea what sort of impending disaster it might be, but obviously the primitives sense something.



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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2008, 06:41:24 PM »
I sense something is going on at the DUmp.  :evillaugh:
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2008, 06:53:11 PM »
Election year = a few more DUmmies.
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2008, 09:58:20 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on February 23, 2008, 06:53:11 PM
Election year = a few more DUmmies.

But these don't appear to be new recruits of the primitives.

These appear, at least superficially, to be primitives from other islands migrating over to the big island.

This is why I think something in the collective subconscious of the primitives is foreboding some pretty bad stuff--I have no idea what, though--and in other times, other places, primitives when feeling threatened tended to band together in one small place.
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2008, 10:02:00 PM »
"Traitorous bastards - 5202"

Gee, that's a LOT different from what they say when they mention they're 100K DUmmies strong.


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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2008, 10:51:25 PM »
Quote from: Skizz on February 23, 2008, 10:02:00 PM
"Traitorous bastards - 5202"

Gee, that's a LOT different from what they say when they mention they're 100K DUmmies strong.


Glad to see ya doing this again, BC.


Pfft!  That figure includes so many dead accounts (banned, long inactive or never been used) that it's ridiculously useless and a joke.  I bet there's a lot of sock accounts, too.  Some people probably just register names all the time just to drive the number up.
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2008, 08:05:22 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 23, 2008, 06:41:24 PM
I sense something is going on at the DUmp.  :evillaugh:

Well, it is known my fellow alum Skins has been applying the lash to the primitives, although too gently and alas too late.  The primitives might be cowed; it's remarkable that many of the rabble-rousers of the unterprimitiven have been not up to their usual rabble-rousing, as if humbled by some sort of chastisement.

In fact, the usual rabble-rousers on Skins's island have been somewhat meek lately.

Second- and third-tier primitives, the oberfuehreren of the unterprimitiven.

So that could be it, Skins privately thrashing certain primitives into shape.

Or.....it could be that "collective subconscious" thing of the primitives who, while they may sense something is coming down, they aren't advanced enough to articulate what it is, that's coming down.

A phenomenon frequently noted by Sir Edward Tylor; the primitives know something's coming, but they can't describe what it is.
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2008, 08:55:19 AM »
I think the #2 DUmmie, CorpGovActivist, has been banned.  Someone who can search the DUmp can probably verify this.  I went to the DUmp a few days ago and there was a thread about them getting the 'pizza' if I am not badly mistaken.
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2008, 01:41:23 PM »
Quote from: lizard on February 24, 2008, 08:55:19 AM
I think the #2 DUmmie, CorpGovActivist, has been banned.  Someone who can search the DUmp can probably verify this.  I went to the DUmp a few days ago and there was a thread about them getting the 'pizza' if I am not badly mistaken.
Yeah, he's gone.
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2008, 09:01:25 PM »
Kick for the night crew.
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 09:10:35 PM »
Quote from: lizard on February 24, 2008, 08:55:19 AM
I think the #2 DUmmie, CorpGovActivist, has been banned.  Someone who can search the DUmp can probably verify this.  I went to the DUmp a few days ago and there was a thread about them getting the 'pizza' if I am not badly mistaken.

Query: "getting the 'pizza'"?
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2008, 03:50:40 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on February 24, 2008, 09:10:35 PM
Quote from: lizard on February 24, 2008, 08:55:19 AM
I think the #2 DUmmie, CorpGovActivist, has been banned.  Someone who can search the DUmp can probably verify this.  I went to the DUmp a few days ago and there was a thread about them getting the 'pizza' if I am not badly mistaken.

Query: "getting the 'pizza'"?

That is Newspeak for "Tombstone" at DU - when they chatter about Pizza its usually about suggesting a member get kicked out for hnot following the hive mentality. The same is true for the line "your concern is noted" 
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Re: DUmpDiver 3.0 Results 02/23/2008
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2008, 06:11:12 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on February 24, 2008, 09:10:35 PM
Query: "getting the 'pizza'"?
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