No, at this time I am only a Red Neck. However, I am taking two Sally Struthers home study courses:
Gun Repair and White Trash Levels I & II.
After I graduate I will attain level II White Trash. I even get a special patch and coupon for $10.00 off a month's VRWC dues.
From a DUmmy perspective, I am moving
UP the evolutionary ladder.