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Offline miskie

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I am so going to jail....
« on: April 23, 2008, 06:49:16 PM »
Duer makes a joke -- half of the folks don't get it

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Wed Apr-23-08 07:10 PM
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I am so going to jail....
   
I just shot my television.
I know the neighbors heard it.
I know the cops are coming.
They will arrest me for discharging a firearm within the city limits.
And when they ask me why I shot my television, I am going to point to a picture of Tweety...
Because once again, that rat bastard lied.

But then there is this familiar line, that makes the thread worth it..

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Wed Apr-23-08 07:12 PM
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3. Bouncy bouncy
   
I see balls, lots and lots of bouncing balls.

Since LostinVA was so kind to use that reference, Ill return the favor by saying that the OP is screwn. ;)

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Offline djones520

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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 06:52:48 PM »
Wow...  that thread was full of so much of teh stoopid I think I feel my brains leaking out of my ears.
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2008, 06:55:41 PM »
Wow.

The lost-in-the-veterans'-administration primitive reads franksolich, even copies from franksolich.

I have a primitive audience.....of at least one.
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 06:59:08 PM »
The way you react to what you see on TV is DIRECTLY the result of how Y-O-U interpret and relate to what you see.
I will have say next time, shoot yourself so there won't be another next time.
Your TV will thank you as will the human genome.
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 07:00:32 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 23, 2008, 06:55:41 PM
Wow.

The lost-in-the-veterans'-administration primitive reads franksolich, even copies from franksolich.

I have a primitive audience.....of at least one.

Comforting to see yourself being pushed up the food chain Frank. I applaud you.
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2008, 07:00:49 PM »
OK, that is a new one for me.

Who is "Tweety?"
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2008, 07:01:16 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on April 23, 2008, 07:00:49 PM
OK, that is a new one for me.

Who is "Tweety?"

Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2008, 07:04:45 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 23, 2008, 07:01:16 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on April 23, 2008, 07:00:49 PM
OK, that is a new one for me.

Who is "Tweety?"

Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.

He tawt he taw a puddy tat?
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2008, 07:10:04 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 23, 2008, 07:01:16 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on April 23, 2008, 07:00:49 PM
OK, that is a new one for me.

Who is "Tweety?"

Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.

Mr "my mouth is super glued to barry hussein's ass?"  Man, they really are tore up over there.
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2008, 07:12:32 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 23, 2008, 07:04:45 PM
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 23, 2008, 07:01:16 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on April 23, 2008, 07:00:49 PM
OK, that is a new one for me.

Who is "Tweety?"

Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.

He tawt he taw a puddy tat?
Frank, you are more of a DUmmie expert than I.  I can't figure out half of their acronyms and it took me forever to figure out who "Pickles" was and I still don't know why.  Just like I don't have any idea why the use an asterisk for George Bush.  Wait a second here, you're not Frank!
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2008, 07:14:22 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on April 23, 2008, 07:10:04 PM
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 23, 2008, 07:01:16 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on April 23, 2008, 07:00:49 PM
OK, that is a new one for me.

Who is "Tweety?"

Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.

Mr "my mouth is super glued to barry hussein's ass?"  Man, they really are tore up over there.

They think Bill O'Reilly is a conservative over there.  Anyone not part of the hive mind is a evil rethuglican to them.
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2008, 07:19:13 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 23, 2008, 07:14:22 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on April 23, 2008, 07:10:04 PM
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 23, 2008, 07:01:16 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on April 23, 2008, 07:00:49 PM
OK, that is a new one for me.

Who is "Tweety?"

Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.

Mr "my mouth is super glued to barry hussein's ass?"  Man, they really are tore up over there.

They think Bill O'Reilly is a conservative over there.  Anyone not part of the hive mind is a evil rethuglican to them.

More than that. hillary is no a conservative over there. One has to be a die hard communist to not be a rethuglican.
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2008, 07:35:30 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 23, 2008, 07:12:32 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 23, 2008, 07:04:45 PM
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 23, 2008, 07:01:16 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on April 23, 2008, 07:00:49 PM
OK, that is a new one for me.

Who is "Tweety?"

Chris Mathews, but I don't know why.

He tawt he taw a puddy tat?
Frank, you are more of a DUmmie expert than I.  I can't figure out half of their acronyms and it took me forever to figure out who "Pickles" was and I still don't know why.  Just like I don't have any idea why the use an asterisk for George Bush.  Wait a second here, you're not Frank!

LOL! I was all excited to reply and say HA! But then I read the complete post and of course you figured it out.  :lmao:
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2008, 07:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 23, 2008, 07:04:45 PM
He tawt he taw a puddy tat?

No honey.  Little Chrissy Mathews is a twat. 
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2008, 08:51:29 PM »
So they do read CC.
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2008, 09:20:51 PM »
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on April 23, 2008, 07:38:21 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 23, 2008, 07:04:45 PM
He tawt he taw a puddy tat?

No honey.  Little Chrissy Mathews is a twat. 

I was gonna say.  :lmao:
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Re: I am so going to jail....
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2008, 09:23:01 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 23, 2008, 06:55:41 PM
Wow.

The lost-in-the-veterans'-administration primitive reads franksolich, even copies from franksolich.

I have a primitive audience.....of at least one.

I think you have greater than 1 and perhaps a bit less than 1,000 primitives in your audience.
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