This is the lamest of lame bouncies.
First, it's highly unlikely a decent and civilized person like a teabag patriot would shop at a silly hippie store like Trader Joe's, a favorite of the DUmp.
Second, the imaginary note described would take a DUmmy all day to write, and would have so many errors in spelling, punctuation, grammar, and misplaced homonyms as to make it unintelligible. It would be like a message from vestanumbers.