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DUmmies Discuss Beer
« on: July 31, 2009, 01:08:17 AM »
After the Kenyan used this police officer to greenlight the abuse of cops, he invited him to the White House. Consistent with the condescension that is so common among socialists, he calls it 'having a beer'.  After all, that's the beverage of the proles, isn't it? And a cop couldn't be as sophisticated as the Kenyan and his racist commie professor friend.

Anyway, a discussion of beer can be relied upon  to set off the DUmp. Since they are so smart, DUmpmonkeys desperately want to be seen as elites who are far above the opinions and tastes of normal people. They would be wine snobs, but few DUmmies make more than $10 an hour, so they can't buy wine on their maxed out credit cards. So they're beer snobs. Rare is the DUmmy who doesn't claim to have a favorite brand of beer that no one on earth has heard of. Now, the fact is, DUmmies are lucky if they can snag a six pack of Old Milwaukee, but they claim to always drink some microbrew that's sold in maybe two stores.

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armyowalgreens  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-30-09 08:55 PM
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Out of all the beer on the planet, Obama picks...
 Bud light. Seriously?

The most powerful man on the planet, with all the resources in it at his disposal, chose the beer that tastes like it was brewed using unflushed toilet water.

I can stand another quagmire in the middle east. I can take you ignoring gay rights and other civil liberty issues.

But this...this is just unacceptable, Mr. President.
 
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Had the Kenyan chosen a 40 of Colt 45, DUmmies would have applauded, but the most popular brand in America is cat piss.

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derby378  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-30-09 08:56 PM
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2. He should have chosen Sam Adams
Good stuff, that.

My god, a beer named after a ronbot troll. Sickening.
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armyowalgreens  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-30-09 09:03 PM
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8. He could have chosen anything other than natural ice and coors...
 and I would be happy.

Hell, he could have picked bud light lime. That at least tastes semi decent. 
 
Bud light lime? The new protege may have a glimmer of potential that can only be seen from the vantage point of Nebraska, but he has no sense of taste whatever.
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RoccoR5955  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-30-09 09:29 PM
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22. Bud Light Lime..... YUCCH!
 That's not beer, it's swill!

How about a Brooklyn, Sam Adams, Magic Hat, Ommegang, Rogue, Sierra Nevada, Dogfish Head, Stone, Flying Dog, Victory, Long Trail, Otter Creek, Ruffian, Smuttynose, Lake Placid, or any one of the over 1500 tasty microbrews that are all over these United States.

Okay, now we're talking big-time beer snob.

And some instruction in beer snobbery:
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RoccoR5955  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-30-09 09:48 PM
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34. When you get older, you will find that it's not just about getting wasted.
 But getting wasted, and ENJOYING the flavor of what is getting you wasted!


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derby378  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-30-09 09:02 PM
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7. At least Gates had a Sam Adams Light - good on him
 Biden had a Buckler, and Crowley had a Blue Moon.

Two beer snobs and a stinking ronbot.

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dembotoz (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-30-09 09:18 PM
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17. i am sorry mr president, but this stuff tastles like horse piss

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marmar  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-30-09 09:21 PM
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19. He should have picked a good Belgian..... 
 ..... that's the only variety of beer I can stand.

Belgians make good waffles, draft horses, Congos, and used to make some very fine Brownings. But beer?
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cherokeeprogressive  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-30-09 09:33 PM
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27. He chose the most popular brand of beer in the United States without worrying about what
****ing whiny ass beer snobs had to say about it. Kudos to him for not worrying about silly appearances.
One last shot of beer snobbery:
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Sebastian Doyle (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-30-09 09:33 PM
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28. Biden should have taken the Amtrak back home to Delaware
 and brought some Dogfish Head back with him. 

Bottom line is that DUmmies cannot buy their beer in normal retail outlets.
They are just too damn sophisticated for the mass market.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2009, 01:21:40 AM »
Those idiots are all wrong. Obama should have drank Arrogant Bastard.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2009, 04:00:00 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on July 31, 2009, 01:21:40 AM
Those idiots are all wrong. Obama should have drank Arrogant Bastard.

 :rotf: :rotf:

oh, and  :beer:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2009, 05:14:31 AM »
These are the same con-a-sewers of fine beers that think Obamacare will entitle them to the best medical care there is.

Obama, congress critters and the judicial branch will all get the finest of medical care but the DUmmies will be damn lucky if they get a watered down version of Bud-Light medical care.

....and BTW, either the police Sgt. is a helleva better man than I or Obama threaten to cut off "ome funds" if he didn't come for a cheap beer.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2009, 08:17:05 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on July 31, 2009, 01:21:40 AM
Those idiots are all wrong. Obama should have drank Arrogant Bastard.

Ah, yes.  Have one in the fridge as we speak.  Saving it for Sunday.

That being said, that's not an everyday beer for me.  Yes, I drink Bud Light.  Yes, it's barely colored beer-kinda-tasting water.  However, one or two when I'm doing yard work/gardening/housework isn't going to kill me or put me on my ass like a couple of AB's, Red Hooks, or Guiness would.

Yeah, I like different beers, but not to the point where I'm a freakin snob about it.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2009, 08:21:08 AM »
I'm not that nuts about Bud myself, though my Dad drank an ocean of it in his day.  Thing with most beer snob brews is that the snobs think having a lot of hops flavor in it makes it taste good, but I much prefer a minimum on the hops.
MGD is a great lager, more flavor than Bud but it's not like licking a hops flower, either.  I really like amber beers (especially a typical real German Pils flavor) and dark from Porter to Dunkel to Stout is great as well, as long as it doesn't have any burnt taste to it.  IPA and to lesser extent German Fest beers are too hoppy for my taste, for instance.
Belgian beers are not to be scoffed at, the Dutch and German influence makes up for any lingering Frenchness.   
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2009, 08:27:20 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 31, 2009, 08:17:05 AM
Ah, yes.  Have one in the fridge as we speak.  Saving it for Sunday.

That being said, that's not an everyday beer for me.  Yes, I drink Bud Light.  Yes, it's barely colored beer-kinda-tasting water.  However, one or two when I'm doing yard work/gardening/housework isn't going to kill me or put me on my ass like a couple of AB's, Red Hooks, or Guiness would.

Yeah, I like different beers, but not to the point where I'm a freakin snob about it.

I have to go with Sparky on this one,

However if invited to the White house, as a Yankee I would ask for RUM---any way, it was what fueled the money to bring about the revolution.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2009, 08:28:44 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on July 31, 2009, 01:21:40 AM
Those idiots are all wrong. Obama should have drank Arrogant Bastard.

That would have earned you a Hi5 if we still had it!
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2009, 09:57:20 AM »
One word.....Peroni...... :-)
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2009, 12:57:14 PM »
Arrogant Bastard... :-)

I am strictly a LaBatt's Blue woman, myself. 
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2009, 03:37:46 PM »
Although my beer tastes shift depending on my cash flow, I tend towards Blue Moon or the seasonal brew that Coors has for the Blue Moon brand.  As I type, I've got a Molson Canadian on the desk (quick question:  Would you prefer to fight a great white shark, or blow up the Death Star?).  Pete Coors is a pretty hardcore conservative.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2009, 03:43:58 PM »
Guess it's a good thing I won't ever be invited to O's White House....I would have asked for a Grey Goose martini....shaken not stirred.   :-)

Drank enough beer when I was under age and hated it, that once I turned 21....won't touch it.

Guess that makes me a conservative snob.... :tongue:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2009, 03:56:34 PM »
I would be asking for a nice Pilsner haven't had one in about 7 years mmmmm
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Beer
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2009, 04:01:29 PM »
The only beer fit to drink is brewed in the Laurel Highlands from mountain spring water.
And, no, it has not changed one iota since being bought by A-B.
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