Author Topic: Nadin's Resume (Read 87225 times)

Skul · « **Reply #75 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:59:15 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 26, 2011, 10:52:25 PM

I would not seek treatment in a mexican hospital if they paid me $1500.

How about $2000, ya cheap-skate.

franksolich · « **Reply #76 on:** August 27, 2011, 08:03:32 AM »

Quote from: Skul on August 26, 2011, 09:51:53 PM

Fear not, coach.

GoNads will be wallduded by the end of Sept.

The field will be wide open.

I dunno, sir.

I feel as I may as well start writing her award for top primitivity now, rather than waiting for Mr. Wiggum to give me the winners (Mr. Wiggum counts the votes; I have nothing to do with that myself).

From what I'm seeing right now, though, there's plenty of worthy contenders for DUmmie #02 of 2011, and that should keep it exciting.

My personal favorite's the Taverner primitive, or perhaps the stupid Sarah Ibarruri primitive.

This is going to be a year in which the primitives of yore fall by the wayside; I can't possibly see even last year's top DUmmie the Die alte Sau, or Doug's stupid ex-wife, nominated, much less win any space in the Top Ten. And the Bostonian Drunkard's been old and stale for years. I can see the sparkling husband dude manage to place in one of the bottom rungs of the Top Ten, but no higher than that, quite a descent from number two last year.

So at least the race for second place should be hot.

Traveshamockery · « **Reply #77 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:07:55 AM »

This is Know-It-All Nadin's resume but it is definitely a work in progress. If you would like to provide descriptions for her listed areas of expertise, please feel free to do so. If you have other pictures you might like to share, add those too.

This will remain a work in progress...............

KNOW-IT-ALL NADINâ€™S RESUME

Objective: It is my desire to improve and educate this world through my vast knowledge and life experiences. I am a Nadin-of-all trades and the world is a much better place for me being in it.

My love and lust for franksolich is my deepest secret but through my postings which show my intelligence, I know I have captured his attention.

Experience:
Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Bouncy-maker
Bouncy-maker
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist

Experience:
Early childhood development
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Epidemiologist
Expert economist
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Foreign prison custody rights expert

Experience:
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
Historian â€“ US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Hurricane preparedness expert
Inner city youth servicer
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist

Experience:
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Metereologist
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
Phallus inspector/tester
Philanthropist

Experience:
Political strategist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rubicon crosser
Saved the world from radiation poison
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
Survivalist
Theologist with specialty in dominionism and fundamental Christian values
Tipping point detector
Toy soldier player and collector
Weapons expert
World class Googler
World traveler

Because of my expertise in political discourse and infrastructural engineering, I submitted the following letter to the editor after the bridge collapse in Minnesota.

The unsound state of nation's infrastructure
Regarding â€œMinn. bridge collapse kills 7â€ (A1, Aug. 2):
The philosophy espoused by the Republican Party of lower taxes has led to massive infrastructure failures, starting in New Orleans during Katrina, followed by the steam pipe explosion in New York City, and now in Minneapolis-St Paul.
The mantra of lower taxes has reached its logical conclusion: The nation's infrastructure is failing. We have been here before. In fact, this is 1927 all over again. What will it take for many Americans to finally understand this: Paying taxes is patriotic, and those taxes fund the commons?
Perhaps a couple more infrastructure failures will do the trick. Perhaps the ME culture will win out, and the country will join many developing world countries where disasters such as Wednesday's are everyday occurrences.

KNOW-IT-ALL NADIN
San Diego

Freeper · « **Reply #78 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:37:29 AM »

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #79 on:** August 27, 2011, 11:39:54 AM »

Excellent work. The only downside is the certain knowledge that nutcase nadin takes delight in the attention.

Rebel · « **Reply #80 on:** August 27, 2011, 12:24:29 PM »

Quote from: Traveshamockery on August 27, 2011, 09:07:55 AM

That was brutal to listen to.

Revolution · « **Reply #81 on:** August 27, 2011, 01:05:23 PM »

^ Yep. I heard it some three or four times just after it happened. That's enough for a lifetime.

Well done Traves. The ^5 for that is very well deserved.

BlueStateSaint · « **Reply #82 on:** August 27, 2011, 01:15:23 PM »

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Yep, Traves . . . H5. Well-deserved.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #83 on:** August 27, 2011, 02:04:06 PM »

That poor girl sounds like nadin without Google, or the jug-eared muslim without a teleprompter.

Tess Anderson · « **Reply #84 on:** August 27, 2011, 02:33:33 PM »

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1826142

Now she is claiming some local politican is harrassing her:

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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-27-11 01:48 PM
Original message
I think people are waking up...
this is purely anecdotal, but we have a local initiative, pushed by our own version of scott walker... city council member Carlo de Maio...

Care to guess how many ROBOCALLS I have goten from this asshole to sign them? By my count five... just now the last one. He is at a vons oh 25 miles from me collecting sigs...

Five robocalls, he must be having a heck of a time collecting them.

There is more a local signature gatherer tried to convince me it was to PROTECT the pension system and walked away when I demanded to see the ACTUAL petition and left the area by the time I came back out of the store.

But the way I read this is... they are not getting the signatures they need... otherwise why so-far five robocalls?

miskie · « **Reply #85 on:** August 27, 2011, 03:21:29 PM »

I did a quick search on Carlo De Maio, and the closest I came was to a San Diego City Councilman named Carl DiMaio.. I am assuming this is the correct person, but with Nads, Who knows for sure...

The one thing we do know is that Spelling Bee Champion will never be on her rÃ©sumÃ©..

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #86 on:** August 27, 2011, 04:30:04 PM »

Nutcase nadin just got a little thrill up her leg:

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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-27-11 05:21 PM
Original message
Fatalities up to four in NC
and two more in florida.

Per MSNBC

She'd be in nirvana if she could get constant updates on traffic fatalities.

Revolution · « **Reply #87 on:** August 27, 2011, 04:42:54 PM »

Strange. I heard five just a little while ago via FNC. An older gentleman who had a heart attack, and an 11 yr old boy were included in that count.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #88 on:** August 27, 2011, 10:47:56 PM »

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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-27-11 11:21 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. I think my niece is in Philly, left a message
at her mother's phone... I know better than to try to call into the zone.

Communications with the East Coast are all down. They're being battered by 35mph winds.

Another day, another apocalypse.

Chris_ · « **Reply #89 on:** August 27, 2011, 10:49:15 PM »

"the zone"

I checked the Weather Channel earlier today. That hurricane is not supposed to make it up to the tri-state area until tomorrow.

JakeStyle · « **Reply #90 on:** August 28, 2011, 01:50:25 AM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 27, 2011, 10:47:56 PM

Communications with the East Coast are all down. They're being battered by 35mph winds.

Another day, another apocalypse.

I have a friend that just lost power in Eastern PA, she says it's just a moderate, windy rainstorm, and she isn't sweating it, she expects her power to return soon. This whole thing has been hyped to provide a contrast between Irene and Katrina, it's become a campaign tool for the anointed one.

FlippyDoo · « **Reply #91 on:** August 28, 2011, 12:51:57 PM »

As nadin's unofficial advocate on CC I'd like to thank everyone who has been working on this great resume. Thumbs up and Hi5 especially to Traveshamockery.

Traveshamockery · « **Reply #92 on:** August 28, 2011, 01:14:55 PM »

It was a labor of love.

miskie · « **Reply #93 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:25:12 PM »

Nadin's hurricane prediction skills leave me a bit underwhelmed. It appears all I will have to clean up is a downed tree limb, and leaves and whatnot.

I haven't even lost gas, water, electric, telephone, internet, or television.

Of course, it's not 'over' yet, and my experience isn't the same as everyone else. According to her 'epic' predictions, I really should be quite dead by now -Perhaps hanging from a tree limb.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #94 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:37:45 PM »

Quote from: miskie on August 28, 2011, 02:25:12 PM

Nadin's hurricane prediction skills leave me a bit underwhelmed. It appears all I will have to clean up is a downed tree limb, and leaves and whatnot.

I haven't even lost gas, water, electric, telephone, internet, or television.

Of course, it's not 'over' yet, and my experience isn't the same as everyone else. According to her 'epic' predictions, I really should be quite dead by now -Perhaps hanging from a tree limb.

Thanks for the update. I knew it would be foolish to try calling into the disaster zone.

The true extent of the tragedy probably won't come to light until a couple of months from now,
when falling leaves reveal the trees full of rotting corpses.

BlueStateSaint · « **Reply #95 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:50:45 PM »

I guarantee that she'll add "dam construction engineer" to that, once she hears about Gilboa.

miskie · « **Reply #96 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:52:14 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2011, 02:37:45 PM

Thanks for the update. I knew it would be foolish to try calling into the disaster zone.

The true extent of the tragedy probably won't come to light until a couple of months from now,
when falling leaves reveal the trees full of rotting corpses.

Being the optimist I am, I figure all of the bodies in the trees will be exposed and festering just in time for Halloween. For extra effect, I can put on some zombie makeup, climb into a tree and jump out at the passing kiddies. Fun !

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #97 on:** August 28, 2011, 03:51:32 PM »

Even though this thread's been relegated to the dungeon, I hope the resume will be kept up-to-date.
Some day, nutcase nadin's psychological afflictions may improve to the point that she's employable. Unlikely, but possible.
If that day ever comes, this resume may be invaluable to her.

franksolich · « **Reply #98 on:** August 28, 2011, 03:55:03 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2011, 03:51:32 PM

Even though this thread's been relegated to the dungeon.....

Oh now, the DUmping Ground is not the "dungeon."

It's the "reference section" here.

It makes it a great deal easier to find here, than in the "general circulation" section, the DUmpster.

Attero Dominatus · « **Reply #99 on:** August 28, 2011, 04:31:54 PM »

Of all her expertise, one occupation stands out most: Bullshitter.

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Author Topic: Nadin's Resume (Read 87225 times)