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2011 posts that stand alone
« on: December 19, 2010, 03:29:30 PM »
Have a go at it for the new year, folks.

Please post primitive comments that aren't worth a whole thread, but which stand out; I'm sure there's going to be more in 2011 than ever before.
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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2010, 04:44:49 PM »
I figured you'd wait until either New Year's Day or Top Primitives results were posted before creating this thread.

No matter. I absolutely can't WAIT for the 2012 Posts That Stand Alone thread. THAT one...will be glorious. :rotf:

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2010, 04:46:52 PM »
I figured you'd wait until either New Year's Day or Top Primitives results were posted before creating this thread.

No, the new one's usually gone up the same night voting on the top primitives is closed.

I was a few days late this time around.

The deal is, readers like to consult this thread when making nominations or voting, and so it has to stay within the same "time frame."
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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2010, 03:26:20 PM »
Our public schools in all their glory....

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Algebra question: How to figure a Paypal payment. Can anyone help me?
 I have to pay people certain amounts by Paypal, and I have to pay more than what I actually owe each of those other people because Paypal take out some of the money for themselves, and I can't penalize those others because I'm paying them with Paypal.

The Paypal policy is to first take out 30 cents, then take 2.9% of what's left. The remainder goes to the recipient.

What formula can I use to figure out how much to pay so that the recipients get what I owe them?

If you know the answer, please drop by this thread later on and post your opinion. Thanks.
 

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2010, 03:34:55 PM »
Our public schools in all their glory....


This was in response to other DUmmies complaining that Algebra is required in schools, but never needed in real life. Obviously most DUmmies don't know what Algebra is.

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2010, 03:37:14 PM »
Our public schools in all their glory....


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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2010, 03:29:21 PM »
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axollot  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-29-10 12:18 PM
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Calling old time DU'ers. I need help remembering Andy's last name

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1. Stephenson

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axollot  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-29-10 12:23 PM
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3. It's a shame that the 1st post on google of his name is a FR thread.
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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2010, 04:56:38 PM »
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That is hilarious.

It's also a shame that this last year, in July 2010, this side remembered the late red round one, while the primitives neglected to.  My, how short the memory, of the primitives.
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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2010, 10:31:29 PM »
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tabatha  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-29-10 09:08 PM
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7. The difference between liberals and rightwingers I have found
 Edited on Wed Dec-29-10 09:25 PM by tabatha
is that liberals like to make sure that what they think is right (fact checking), whereas conservatives like to think they are right no matter what the facts are.
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Not that this isn't the opinion of all the Primitives on the island, I just thought it was worth mentioning since I have never heard of this one before. Unterprimitiven, frank?

Somewhat interesting thread, too.

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2010, 11:18:20 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x90800

Not that this isn't the opinion of all the Primitives on the island, I just thought it was worth mentioning since I have never heard of this one before. Unterprimitiven, frank?

Somewhat interesting thread, too.

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2010, 11:20:27 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x90800

Not that this isn't the opinion of all the Primitives on the island, I just thought it was worth mentioning since I have never heard of this one before. Unterprimitiven, frank?

Somewhat interesting thread, too.

Pretty much an easy thing to claim when you simply change the "facts" to suit your beliefs.
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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2010, 03:37:01 PM »
 
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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2011, 03:14:31 PM »
This Post is literally by itself with no replies yet.

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hootinholler   (1000+ posts)             Mon Jan-03-11 04:10 PM
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In these tough and troubling times, why are government contractors allowed a profit?
   
Wouldn't it be their patriotic duty to cover the employee salaries and office overhead?

We need to make the defense industry non-profit as the patriotic duty of the company involved. This will stimulate the business to seek profit in other sectors, hopefully with needed products. Until the profit is removed, or well diminished, I fear we have no hope to rein in the MIC.

Just thinking...

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Obviously you weren't thinking.  Government contractors would also include all those companies working on building and roads for the government.  Those same companies that give hundreds and thousands of dollars in kickbacks contributions to the politicians that award those contracts.

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2011, 09:55:12 PM »
I think the post by Hannah Bell could stand out for 2011.
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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2011, 08:24:00 AM »
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33. risk in the sense of variance of profit
 let's say i'm contemplating opening a new branch. i might hire and incur other expenses but i might generate plenty of revenue. i'm not completely convinced i'll make a profit, but i'll surely get more market share.

at a 10% tax rate, a $1,000,000 pre-tax profit nets me a $900,000 gain, but a $1,000,000 pre-tax loss costs me $900,000 (i save $100,000 in taxes by writing off the loss).

at a 90% tax rate, the same scenario nets me only $100,000 gain or $100,000 loss. so my the bottom line consequence of my business decisions becomes much more predicatable at a higher tax rate. i.e., variance is low, risk is low.


so in that case, at a 90% tax rate, i can try it. if it fails, it doesn't cost me much, and i can get out for little net loss. if it succeeds, true, it doesn't net me much gain either, but it does build market share which in turn can lead to longer-term advantages as well. moreover, i can keep it going long-term and gain big time if tax rates ever do fall back down.
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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2011, 08:58:49 AM »
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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2011, 09:03:40 AM »
WOW!!  That's a lot of stupid in one post.  I liked this:

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... but a $1,000,000 pre-tax loss costs me $900,000 (i save $100,000 in taxes by writing off the loss).

Remember that kiddies; if tax rates are 90% and you have a $1M pre-tax loss, you really only lost $900K.   :mental:

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2011, 08:14:15 PM »
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5. Simple: Nancy is the bigger man, in every way. nt
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Agreed.  :lmao:

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2011, 06:57:30 PM »
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Sarah Palin is going to Hell.
 Jared Loughner bought her ticket.
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I just had to get a comment from the current goings on. How stupid can one be? I get it, but it only makes sense to a DUmb shit.

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2011, 07:12:43 PM »
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What are some unconventional ways to describe pregnancy?
 
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Be polite.

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10. Slurpin' sperm
   
I know, a little rude. But we used that in high school over 30 years ago.

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2011, 07:13:55 PM »
I had no idea one could get pregnant orally... :whatever:

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2011, 12:01:38 PM »
Found one!

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2. The argument is that Giffords wasn't liberal enough
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And of course, it's bullshit.

I've yet to see a far-left person use violence within the past 40 years.

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2011, 10:44:27 PM »
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1. I agree, but I don't give a shit.
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It's good to see us fight back & not take this shit anymore. We've been playing fair against dangerous for way too long.
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Jeez...I'd hate to see what "below the belt" qualifies as.

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Guns do not kill people. Rotting, festering, disgusting, grimy, evil, un-reparable souls kill people.

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2011, 01:10:54 PM »
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2. People with mental health issues don't always know that they have a problem.
   
Edited on Tue Jan-11-11 01:50 PM by FBaggins
Those who are really "around the bend" often assume that it's the rest of us who are crazy.
The Insane Asylum

This was a thread about free mental health in all states.

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Re: 2011 posts that stand alone
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2011, 05:48:49 PM »
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You and I disagree on that, as I am sure you know.  I see a media that is conservative-dominated.
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You deserve this one, Laelth. Sorry, but that is indeed MNS.
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If Ft. Hood was "workplace violence," then the Hindenburg was an air show.

Guns do not kill people. Rotting, festering, disgusting, grimy, evil, un-reparable souls kill people.

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