I'm guessing that BEG is really barefoot, standing in front of the stove, but not too close. She's kept in a perpetual state of pregnancy by her evil Rethuglican fundie racist homophobe sexist family. Poor girl just doesn't know any better than to be miserable.
Why not go over to the "progressive" side, where one can fap themselves silly until their crotchal region is permanently stained orange, working only long enough to get just enough money to score another bongload, complaining how those "evil" business owners actually have the BALLS (the BALLS!) to expect said progressive to 1--actually show up to work, 2--on time, 3--sober, 4--properly attired, 5--ready to work. The ****ing nerve of these slave drivers!
TRUTH TO POWER! Rise up, you have nothing to lose but your chains! Rove is teh debil! 24 business hours! OMG ohnoes !!@!!1!eleventy!!!