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Interests => Health & Fitness => Topic started by: franksolich on December 22, 2012, 01:26:53 AM
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Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker
Man's gas blamed for creating "intolerable" workplace
DECEMBER 21--A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor†in his Baltimore office.
In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,†the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence†had created an “intolerable†and “hostile†environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors......
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/coworkers-attacked-by-gas-645132
The five-page letter's a hoot.
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It says a lot that his co-workers had plenty of time to kill recording every fart this person ripped. Keep the farter, fire the rest.
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:lmao:
No more Taco Bell for you, sir!
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Some people really have no shame!
Cindie