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DU men: Would you ever ask the loveliest tool in Chimpy's chest for a date?
« on: April 10, 2008, 02:37:40 PM »
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npincus  (1000+ posts)       Thu Apr-10-08 01:26 PM
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Poll question: DU men: Would you ever ask the loveliest tool in Chimpy's chest for a date?
 OK, you're not available and neither is she, BUT... just for fun, am curious how many of our dedicated progessives would be willing to look past ideology and succumb to her obvious charms. In other words, if the opportunity ever presented itself and you WERE available, would you ask Ms. Perino out on a date? And, if ladies want to participate, why not.
 
Poll result (31 votes) 
YES- if Carville could do it, so could I.  (3 votes, 10%) Vote
NO-not a chance. No woman who touched the Chimp will ever touch me.  (5 votes, 16%)
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OTHER-I refuse to answer such an idiotic poll.  (23 votes, 74%) Vote




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onehandle  (1000+ posts)      Thu Apr-10-08 01:28 PM
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1. She's a very bland type of attractive.
 I'd pass.


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YOY  (1000+ posts)      Thu Apr-10-08 01:29 PM
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2. I'm attracted to brains integrity and independance...
 Mrs. YOY has all that and more...

That and conservative women are submissive dead lays


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antifaschits  (1000+ posts)       Thu Apr-10-08 01:55 PM
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20. mois too. Dumb and blond only goes so far. 
 and in her case, she gives blonds a very bad name. 


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seawolf (1000+ posts)      Thu Apr-10-08 01:34 PM
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5. She's dumber than a sack of bricks. Pass.
 Never. Ever. I could be twice as desperate as I am now, and I'd still say no.


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LisaM  (1000+ posts)      Thu Apr-10-08 01:35 PM
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7. Uhhh......she's MARRIED????!!!
 No self-respecting DU man would ask her on a date, I'm sure, for that reason alone.


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thereismore  (1000+ posts)      Thu Apr-10-08 01:37 PM
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8. I like smart women. She does not qualify. nt
 


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LSK  (1000+ posts)       Thu Apr-10-08 02:19 PM
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25. why would I when there are many better fish in the sea?

GAAK the DUmmie posts a picture of Stephanie Miller and Randi Rhodes 


Me Myself I think she's a Babe.

 :naughty:
         
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Re: DU men: Would you ever ask the loveliest tool in Chimpy's chest for a date?
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2008, 02:42:57 PM »
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LisaM  (1000+ posts)      Thu Apr-10-08 01:35 PM
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7. Uhhh......she's MARRIED????!!!
 No self-respecting DU man would ask her on a date, ...

Is there such a thing?
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Re: DU men: Would you ever ask the loveliest tool in Chimpy's chest for a date?
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2008, 02:43:08 PM »
Quote from: Servonaut on April 10, 2008, 02:37:40 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3138123

GAAK the DUmmie posts a picture of Stephanie Miller and Randi Rhodes   

Me Myself I think she's a Babe.

 :naughty:
         

So do I, Servonaut . . . :hyper: :hitit: :sheshot:
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Re: DU men: Would you ever ask the loveliest tool in Chimpy's chest for a date?
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2008, 03:08:46 PM »
Most DU men aren't into the opposite sex anyway.
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Re: DU men: Would you ever ask the loveliest tool in Chimpy's chest for a date?
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2008, 03:15:41 PM »
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on April 10, 2008, 03:08:46 PM
Most DU men aren't into the opposite sex anyway.

 . . . but they are into the opposite of sex.
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Re: DU men: Would you ever ask the loveliest tool in Chimpy's chest for a date?
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2008, 03:41:26 PM »
Like that is something new for a liberal but pretty darn racist to think that Condi is not the loveliest.

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Re: DU men: Would you ever ask the loveliest tool in Chimpy's chest for a date?
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2008, 03:50:29 PM »
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YOY  (1000+ posts)      Thu Apr-10-08 01:29 PM
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2. I'm attracted to brains integrity and independance...
 Mrs. YOY has all that and more...

That and conservative women are submissive dead lays

YOY is a f**king liar...'cause I have references to the opposite.

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Re: DU men: Would you ever ask the loveliest tool in Chimpy's chest for a date?
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2008, 04:11:47 PM »
Ain't a dang one of'em honest enough to admit they'll do anything that moves. Freebies and some form of sex is all they live for.

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Re: DU men: Would you ever ask the loveliest tool in Chimpy's chest for a date?
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2008, 04:41:08 PM »
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YOY  (1000+ posts)      Thu Apr-10-08 01:29 PM
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2. I'm attracted to brains integrity and independance...
 Mrs. YOY has all that and more...

That and conservative women are submissive dead lays

YOY is a f**king liar...'cause I have references to the opposite.

*Red*



I doubt he's ever had one otherwise he would know better. Probably doesn't even know what it's like to **** someone who hates him just because he has a penis.

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Re: DU men: Would you ever ask the loveliest tool in Chimpy's chest for a date?
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2008, 04:55:25 PM »
The key word for me is "date".

For example, would I date someone who seems fun, spunky and smart who just so happens to spew political poison at any given oppertunity? Sure. (might have a few laughs) Especially if it were someone I used to have a little crush on and who can be funny.


Then again, if I had the option of fun, spunky, smart, hot, moral with integrity and who shared a large number of my political views, welllll ...  :-)
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Re: DU men: Would you ever ask the loveliest tool in Chimpy's chest for a date?
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2008, 05:01:07 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 10, 2008, 04:55:25 PM
The key word for me is "date".

For example, would I date someone who seems fun, spunky and smart who just so happens to spew political poison at any given oppertunity? Sure. (might have a few laughs) Especially if it were someone I used to have a little crush on and who can be funny.

You had a crush on Sam Seder?  :-)
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