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Old liberal women can't get laid by a man so they become dykes
« on: August 07, 2010, 08:51:20 AM »
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'The View' host Elisabeth Hasselbeck's lesbian theory: Older women just couldn't get a man   Updated at 2:21 AM
   
'The View' host Elisabeth Hasselbeck's lesbian theory: Older women just couldn't get a man

BY Aliyah Shahid
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Elisabeth Hasselbeck thinks a lot of older lesbians would have turned out straight ... if they could only land a man.

The co-host of "The View" said older women who have led heterosexual lives are choosing same-sex partners because men their age are chasing younger women.

"All the older men are going for younger women, leaving the women with no one," Hasselbeck said on Tuesday.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/07/28/2010-07-28...

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I wonder if she actually thinks about the stuff she says...before she says it. I mean, no one can be this bad...ALL THE TIME. I keep thinking...maybe she says all stuff as a publicity stunt. She can't really mean it.

 :lmao: :lmao: Hell. I've known that for 20 years. I guess that beats traumatizing a German Shepard.

Followed by a bunch of childish snarky remarks.

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4. don't know if she's sharp enough to think this stuff up
   
on her own, it's almost comedy.

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5. Yeah, I think she does.
   
Remember, she's been raised to believe that it's merely a lifestyle choice, not something hardwired that you can't do anything about.

And it's not likely she can sympathize with the social pressure that would trap an 18-year-old girl into marriage...or understand the sense of freedom and relief of coming out at forty or fifty or sixty. I have a friend wrote a sex manual for all the late bloomers without a clue what to do.

A manual? That's simple.

Step 1: Have a homosexual experience.

Step 2: Feel dirty and ashamed afterward.

Step 3: Kill yourself.

DUmmy's feel free to follow the step by step instructions.

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6. People who don't like fish don't usually spend a lot of time and effort fishing. n/t

I ain't touching this one.





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Re: Old liberal women can't get laid by a man so they become dykes
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2010, 09:29:07 AM »
If it's "hardwired," and a person is truly "born that way," then why do they so strongly insist that people have to experiment to figure it out?    :mental:
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Re: Old liberal women can't get laid by a man so they become dykes
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2010, 11:59:45 AM »
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4. don't know if she's sharp enough to think this stuff up
   
on her own, it's almost comedy.

Well, maybe she has that really expensive joke machine that our tax dollars went towards.
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2010, 12:08:34 PM »
There does seem to be a disproportionate number of ugly lesbians.
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Re: Old liberal women can't get laid by a man so they become dykes
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2010, 12:12:27 PM »
Just curious, was the DU in an uproar when Usher said something similar a couple of years ago? did they call him stupid? did he actually think before he made these comments?

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Usher Blames Lesbianism On Lack Of Good Men, Hopes To Rectify Situation By Example

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It can never be bad to have a foundation as a man — a black man — in a time when women are dying for men. Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men.


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Re: Old liberal women can't get laid by a man so they become dykes
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2010, 12:18:12 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 07, 2010, 12:12:27 PM
Just curious, was the DU in an uproar when Usher said something similar a couple of years ago? did they call him stupid? did he actually think before he made these comments?
 
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Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men.


Isn't that what happens in prison?
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Re: Old liberal women can't get laid by a man so they become dykes
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2010, 04:01:06 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 07, 2010, 08:51:20 AM
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 :lmao: :lmao: Hell. I've known that for 20 years. I guess that beats traumatizing a German Shepard.

Followed by a bunch of childish snarky remarks.

A manual? That's simple.

Step 1: Have a homosexual experience.

Step 2: Feel dirty and ashamed afterward.

Step 3: Kill yourself.

DUmmy's feel free to follow the step by step instructions.

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Re: Old liberal women can't get laid by a man so they become dykes
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2010, 06:29:23 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on August 07, 2010, 12:18:12 PM

 Isn't that what happens in prison?


Back in college, when I was studying this stuff....regarding heterosexual prisoners...

Men have sex is prison, due to physical urge,  but it's more about power and dominance.

Women have sex in prison for the emotion, to have someone to care for, receive touch from, give/receive tenderness....and tend to "pair up" rather than attack or take.
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2010, 11:05:22 PM »
Quote from: debk on August 07, 2010, 06:29:23 PM

Back in college, when I was studying this stuff....regarding heterosexual prisoners...

Men have sex is prison, due to physical urge,  but it's more about power and dominance.

Women have sex in prison for the emotion, to have someone to care for, receive touch from, give/receive tenderness....and tend to "pair up" rather than attack or take.
Yeah, uh situational homosexuality. Not Hardwired from conception, not existing before or after imprisonment, but, only during the situation.
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Re: Old liberal women can't get laid by a man so they become dykes
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2010, 11:48:35 PM »
Perversion is perversion regardless of how it is window dressed. We must never lose sight of that and not allow ourselves to be desensitized to it due to media propaganda and political correctness.
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2010, 02:04:56 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on August 07, 2010, 12:08:34 PM
There does seem to be a disproportionate number of ugly lesbians.

Including one former host of "The View".
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Re: Old liberal women can't get laid by a man so they become dykes
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2010, 07:46:51 AM »
Attitude...that's the supreme turn off for me. I've only seen a few women that were totally ugly physically. The chunky ones usual have something attractive about them, general shape, legs, pretty face, eyes....I can deal with anything but a bitter, hate filled, ugly attitude....think Rosie O' for the ultimate in turn off.

...and any woman that would let Rosie O' between her legs must be down in the "Last Person on Earth" catergory..
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Re: Old liberal women can't get laid by a man so they become dykes
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2010, 10:20:04 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 08, 2010, 07:46:51 AM
Attitude...that's the supreme turn off for me. I've only seen a few women that were totally ugly physically. The chunky ones usual have something attractive about them, general shape, legs, pretty face, eyes....I can deal with anything but a bitter, hate filled, ugly attitude....think Rosie O' for the ultimate in turn off.

...and any woman that would let Rosie O' between her legs must be down in the "Last Person on Earth" catergory..

HA HA!!! :cheersmate:
Sex manual, huh?!!? These DUmmies really are clueless as they come, huh?!!? They think they have all the answers, because we're too stupid to understand. They know better than the rest of us. lolllll... :mental: :bird:
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Re: Old liberal women can't get laid by a man so they become dykes
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2010, 10:49:30 AM »
Quote from: true_blood on August 08, 2010, 10:20:04 AM
HA HA!!! :cheersmate:
Sex manual, huh?!!?
Those really in-depth sex manuals can be awesome.

One time I hit this fat chick with one and was able to escape out the 3rd-story window.
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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2010, 11:11:01 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on August 08, 2010, 10:49:30 AM
Those really in-depth sex manuals can be awesome.

One time I hit this fat chick with one and was able to escape out the 3rd-story window.

Why you dirty dog you.......... :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Old liberal women can't get laid by a man so they become dykes
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2010, 02:02:32 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 08, 2010, 07:46:51 AM
Attitude...that's the supreme turn off for me. I've only seen a few women that were totally ugly physically. The chunky ones usual have something attractive about them, general shape, legs, pretty face, eyes....I can deal with anything but a bitter, hate filled, ugly attitude....think Rosie O' for the ultimate in turn off.

...and any woman that would let Rosie O' between her legs must be down in the "Last Person on Earth" catergory..

You gotta be a born and bred hillbilly. Only us southern gentlemen say "But she had a pretty face." :uhsure:
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2010, 02:06:24 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 08, 2010, 02:02:32 PM
You gotta be a born and bred hillbilly. Only us southern gentlemen say "But she had a pretty face." :uhsure:


 :lmao:  Can't tell you how many times I have heard that phrase!!!

I can be feeling really crappy about something or myself...and M will say...."but you have a pretty face".  :whatever:
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« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2010, 01:16:14 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on August 08, 2010, 10:49:30 AM
Those really in-depth sex manuals can be awesome.

One time I hit this fat chick with one and was able to escape out the 3rd-story window.

HA HA!! Gotta do what you gotta do! :hi5: :cheersmate:
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