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Offline Tess

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And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« on: January 15, 2009, 08:15:14 PM »
So the other day my trainer is trying to get me to do manly push ups.  Not the girlie kind from the knees but from my toes.  Now people, you need to understand, I am kind of...ummm..well-endowed so regular push ups aren't really tons of fun.  Anyway, he pushes me and that is what I pay him to do the conversation goes like this:

Trainer:  Oh, those are too easy.  Next set we aren't going to use the knees.

Me:  Yeah, right, shut up.

Trainer:  Oh no!  We are!  It'll be great! (this is what he ALWAYS says)

Me:  Are you friggin serious?

Trainer:  Oh yeah, you'll be fine.  I'm gonna spot you.

Me:  Yeah, whatever

Trainer:  Yep!  I'm gonna ride you like a pony! 

 :lmao:

Seriously - ONLY my trainer would be able to get away with such a comment in such a public place.  I never laughed so hard.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.  :naughty:
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 10:09:42 PM »
It's nice when you older ladies have a bossom buddy.
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2009, 11:43:11 AM »
Keep us abreast of further developments.
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2009, 01:04:25 PM »
There shouldn't be any horsing around in teh gym.
He better pony up with an apology.
Talk about putting his hoof in his mouth.
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2009, 02:50:29 PM »
Just make sure you have plenty of support next time. You never know what kind of strappin' big fella's gonna come around.
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2009, 04:45:23 PM »
Is he cute? Is he ghey? :-) The cute ones usually are!
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2009, 04:50:06 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 15, 2009, 10:09:42 PM
It's nice when you older ladies have a bossom buddy.

You are jumping in with your ways too early Undies.  She is going to take offense to your comment.   She wont "get you" like me. :p
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2009, 02:14:23 AM »
Quote from: Tess on January 15, 2009, 08:15:14 PM
Now people, you need to understand, I am kind of...ummm..well-endowed so regular push ups aren't really tons of fun. 

 :picsneeded:
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2009, 09:21:00 AM »
Quote from: BEG on January 16, 2009, 04:50:06 PM
You are jumping in with your ways too early Undies.  She is going to take offense to your comment.   She wont "get you" like me. :p

Whad' I say?
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2009, 04:45:04 PM »
One of the girls at work, was asking me about TV size and well:
"Does the extra two inches really matter?"
I looked at her.
I said yes.
I left as fast as humanly possible.
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2009, 05:02:53 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 15, 2009, 10:09:42 PM
It's nice when you older ladies have a bossom buddy.

 :naughty:
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2009, 05:03:22 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on January 16, 2009, 11:43:11 AM
Keep us abreast of further developments.

 :lmao:

He is positively uplifting I must say!
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2009, 05:05:12 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on January 17, 2009, 04:45:04 PM
One of the girls at work, was asking me about TV size and well:
"Does the extra two inches really matter?"
I looked at her.
I said yes.
I left as fast as humanly possible.

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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2009, 05:06:36 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 16, 2009, 04:45:23 PM
Is he cute? Is he ghey? :-) The cute ones usually are!

He is kinda dorky, which is why he can get away with saying that I laugh my ass off.  And I know his wife.  They are super cool.

I must say working out with a trainer certainly makes you more aware of positions when you are lifting weights.
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2009, 05:07:59 PM »
Quote from: Tess on January 17, 2009, 05:05:12 PM
:naughty:

They don't care about TVs, but attach a scrotum to it and they picky.  :uhsure:
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2009, 05:10:38 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on January 17, 2009, 02:14:23 AM
:picsneeded:

I should find you my cleavage shot.  Let's just say I don't wear those skimpy bra-like tops to the gym.  

Damnit - where is that smilie that shakes her boobies??
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2009, 08:42:01 PM »
Edited.
Sorry if I killed your thread.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2009, 04:23:39 PM by Mr Mannn »
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2009, 07:46:57 PM »
Quote from: Tess on January 17, 2009, 05:10:38 PM
I should find you my cleavage shot.  Let's just say I don't wear those skimpy bra-like tops to the gym.  

Damnit - where is that smilie that shakes her boobies??


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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2009, 07:47:27 PM »
That's a new one...
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Re: And he wasn't even my husband! (experience with my trainer)
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2009, 09:02:53 PM »
Quote from: Tess on January 17, 2009, 05:03:22 PM
:lmao:

He is positively uplifting I must say!

There is no reason to be curt.
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