Beware of the brown note - latest paranoid DNC conspiracy theory

[DixieBelle]

Denver's organizing moonbats allege that the city's counterprotestor activities will be grossly disproportionate to the situation, including use of the "brown note" of urban legend, longer-lasting tasers, and a microwave ray gun:

Beware of the Brown Note.

That's the word among some political activists as the Democratic National Convention nears.

As legend has it, the Brown Note is an infrasonic frequency believed to resonate through human body parts and cause a loss of bowel control. Some protesters are convinced that Denver police will amplify such low frequencies to subdue them in August.

"They'll bring out all the technologies they can get their hands on," says activist Ben Yager. "I wouldn't put anything past police in terms of crowd control."

Sounds paranoid?

Maybe. But Mayor John Hickenlooper's administration is only fueling conspiracy theories by refusing to disclose what equipment it's buying with $18 million in federal money. Even after being sued last week, the city insists on keeping its list a secret.

"Commenting on specific security preparations is not helpful to ensuring their effectiveness," says city spokeswoman Sue Cobb.

http://slapstickpolitics.blogspot.com/2008/06/denvers-moonbats-grow-paranoid-unknown.html

Forgive me if this has been posted.

  Brown note. I'm so stealing that!!!

[Wretched Excess]

[Chris_]

Hey, for a Democrat, Mark Hickenlooper could be a whole lot worse.  After all, the Tenured Tonto, Ward "Dances With Facts" Churchill is leading a group whose stated goal is to "Re-create '68".  Maybe we can get Denver PD to re-create '64 instead, and sic the K-9 units on the protesters, then sweep 'em off the streets with a water cannon or six.

[Chris_]

The Brown Note is peanuts compared to the Feraliminal Lycanthropizer.  (I have wanted one of these to play with for years).  Tesla did fascinating experiments with sub-aural and VLF sound generators. 

The Feraliminal Lycanthropizer is a low frequency thanato-auric wave generator. Known for its use by the Nazis and for its animalizing effects on human subjects tested within measurable vibratory proximity, the machine electrically generates two subsonic sinewaves -- one 3hz, the other 9hz. Together, these two frequencies (one acting as carrier, the other as program) generate a lower third, .56hz

[Chris_]

The Brown Note is peanuts compared to the Feraliminal Lycanthropizer.  (I have wanted one of these to play with for years).  Tesla did fascinating experiments with sub-aural and VLF sound generators. 

The Feraliminal Lycanthropizer is a low frequency thanato-auric wave generator. Known for its use by the Nazis and for its animalizing effects on human subjects tested within measurable vibratory proximity, the machine electrically generates two subsonic sinewaves -- one 3hz, the other 9hz. Together, these two frequencies (one acting as carrier, the other as program) generate a lower third, .56hz

Yeah, but most of the DUmmies that'll be out protesting in August already have hairy palms and are half blind, just like how momma warned 'em.  That dohickey isn't gonna have any effect on 'em...

[Chris_]

I'm trying to remember a movie or TV show I saw that had a school band.  They discovered what frequency the Brown Note was and they managed to slip it into the last sheet of music they were playing.

It was a silly, forgettable movie, but that one part was genius.

[bijou]

The Brown Note is peanuts compared to the Feraliminal Lycanthropizer.  (I have wanted one of these to play with for years).  Tesla did fascinating experiments with sub-aural and VLF sound generators. 

The Feraliminal Lycanthropizer is a low frequency thanato-auric wave generator. Known for its use by the Nazis and for its animalizing effects on human subjects tested within measurable vibratory proximity, the machine electrically generates two subsonic sinewaves -- one 3hz, the other 9hz. Together, these two frequencies (one acting as carrier, the other as program) generate a lower third, .56hz

Yeah, but most of the DUmmies that'll be out protesting in August already have hairy palms and are half blind, just like how momma warned 'em.  That dohickey isn't gonna have any effect on 'em...

Too funny! H5

[Chris_]

Yeah, but most of the DUmmies that'll be out protesting in August already have hairy palms and are half blind, just like how momma warned 'em.  That dohickey isn't gonna have any effect on 'em...

Are you saying their pants come pre-pooped?  That's just gross. 

[Chris_]

Yeah, but most of the DUmmies that'll be out protesting in August already have hairy palms and are half blind, just like how momma warned 'em.  That dohickey isn't gonna have any effect on 'em...

Are you saying their pants come pre-pooped?  That's just gross. 

No, but as with 'Brave Sir Robin' I'm sure those timid, wasted little sheeple crap themselves whenever someone shouts BOO!

[bijou]

Yeah, but most of the DUmmies that'll be out protesting in August already have hairy palms and are half blind, just like how momma warned 'em.  That dohickey isn't gonna have any effect on 'em...

Are you saying their pants come pre-pooped?  That's just gross. 

New Protest Pants, pre-pooped for your convenience! 

[Mr Mannn]

Bus fare to Denver: $92

Destruction from rioting in the streets: $500,000

Pooping your pants on national TV: Priceless!

[InfamousAndy]

I'm trying to remember a movie or TV show I saw that had a school band.  They discovered what frequency the Brown Note was and they managed to slip it into the last sheet of music they were playing.

It was a silly, forgettable movie, but that one part was genius.

It was Southpark, during the episode with the nation-wide recorder concert.  Cartman became obsessed with the brown noise, and accidentally snuck it into the sheet music.

[paladin0]

They'll do what they did last convention, lock them all in cages far from the convention.

Paladin0

[Chris_]

On mythbusters they disproved the brown note

[ReardenSteel]

On mythbusters they disproved the brown note

Kill-joy. 

What about the Yellow NumberOne Gun???

"They'll bring out all the technologies they can get their hands on," says activist Ben Yager. "I wouldn't put anything past police in terms of crowd control."

How typical is that? Hey dumba$$, you have the right to peacefully assemble. Not the "right to be out of control". Sigh. a fool and his body control are soon parted.

[mamacags]

Just because Mythbusters couldn't produce the brown note doesn't mean the VRWC can't.  We hold the future in the palm of our hand, we have everything anyone ever imagined in our arsenal.

ALL HAIL LORD ROVE!!!!!!

[Chris_]

Just because Mythbusters couldn't produce the brown note doesn't mean the VRWC can't.  We hold the future in the palm of our hand, we have everything anyone ever imagined in our arsenal. :bow:

ALL HAIL LORD ROVE!!!!!!

You should NOT have revealed Adm and Jamie are on the payroll.  Teh Rove will not be pleased...

[djones520]

I personally would love to see such a device in action.  There is nothing I could think of that would be funnier then watching a bunch of DUmmies shit themselves in the middle of a mindless protest.

[Zeus]

If that Brown Note thing is for realdoes that mean the protestors won't be fullof shit for long ?

[Chris_]

In all seriousness, there is a weapon being developed that uses sound to disable people. But it is the other end of the spectrum -- high pitched and painful.

I think I saw something about it on "Superweapons."

[VelvetElvis]

If that Brown Note thing is for realdoes that mean the protestors won't be fullof shit for long ?

You could play a Brown Symphony, and the DUmmies would STILL be full of SH*T.

[DixieBelle]

In all seriousness, there is a weapon being developed that uses sound to disable people. But it is the other end of the spectrum -- high pitched and painful.

I think I saw something about it on "Superweapons."

I love that show!!! I think I get more excited about it than some guys.

[Chris_]

Just because Mythbusters couldn't produce the brown note doesn't mean the VRWC can't.  We hold the future in the palm of our hand, we have everything anyone ever imagined in our arsenal.

ALL HAIL LORD ROVE!!!!!!

You should NOT have revealed Adm and Jamie are on the payroll.  Teh Rove will not be pleased...

You can explain it to Teh Rove when he arives.

The Emperor, coming here?

And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.

We shall re-double our efforts!

I hope so, for your sakes.  Teh Rove is not as forgiving as I am.

[Zeus]

If that Brown Note thing is for realdoes that mean the protestors won't be fullof shit for long ?

You could play a Brown Symphony, and the DUmmies would STILL be full of SH*T.

Must be a fail safe to prevent them from ceasing to exist ???

[Chris_]

From FoxNews:

Activists Preparing Against Use of ‘Brown Note’ at Dem Convention

Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon - known as the “crap cannon” - that might be unleashed against them.

Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.

Mark Cohen, co-founder of Re-create 68, an alliance of local activists working for the protection of first amendment rights, said he believes this could be deployed at the convention in August to subdue crowds.

“We know this weapon and weapons like it have been used at other large protests before,” he said.

*snip*

Adding to the Brown Note rumor is a refusal by Denver’s Mayor John W. Hickenlooper to release details of what was purchased with $18 million of a $50 million federal grant the city received to pay for convention security, despite a lawsuit filed by ACLU.

Cohen’s group is calling on the administration to disclose what measures will be taken.

In a statement released to FOXNews.com, city spokeswoman Sue Cobb said, “commenting on specific security preparations is not helpful to ensuring their effectiveness. I can say, however, that all of our security-related purchases for the Democratic National Convention will comply with federal and City requirements. We are working closely with the U.S. Department of Justice to ensure that the $50 million federal security grant is spent on personnel and equipment in the manner required by the grant.”

Heh.   :innocent:

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