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Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:09:26 PM
My mind is like the Internet.
19 tabs are open and three are frozen
And I have no idea where the music is coming from.
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:12:53 PM
At the Library:
Please note:
The post-apocalyptic fiction section has ben moved to Current Affairs
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:14:06 PM
On the highway overpass = Everybody who hates speeding tickets raise your right foot.
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:15:19 PM
SHOP LOCAL!
Amazon won't sponsor your kid's ball team.
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:17:07 PM
Adam and Eve
The first ones to ignore Apple's Terms and Conditions
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:20:13 PM
Strip club quarantine sign:
Clothed until further notice
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:21:27 PM
It's no longer 5 o'clock somewhere. It's 2020 everywhere. Drink when you like
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:22:37 PM
NO TRESSPASSING
We're tired of hiding the bones.
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:24:02 PM
The more I get to know people.....
The more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:26:04 PM
ZOO RULES:
Those ho throw objects/stones at the snakes/crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:27:29 PM
This facility has been accident free since...
Joe left
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:29:11 PM
Dear Algebra:
Please stop asking us to find your X, she's never coming back. We don't know Y
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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January 22, 2021, 02:32:47 PM
If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt and preservatives...
Don't open it. It's Spam.
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Re: Signs
Post by:
ABC-2
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January 23, 2021, 12:39:29 PM
Quote from: Workover on January 22, 2021, 02:21:27 PM
It's no longer 5 o'clock somewhere. It's 2020 everywhere. Drink when you like
Ha! Ha!
"Drink when you like" ...
Will do, as long as is not fattening or too high in carbs!!! :-)
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Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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February 06, 2021, 03:19:06 PM
At the camp ground:
Safe Distancing
Bears - 100 yards
Skunks - 50 yards
Raccoons- 25 yards
Aunt Edda - 6 feet
Title:
Re: Signs
Post by:
Workover
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February 06, 2021, 03:34:50 PM
From 2020:
Gonna ask my mama if that offer to slap me into next year still stands.