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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2013, 05:13:27 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on September 02, 2013, 05:05:23 PM
College degree.

Newsroom experience.

 :lol:

And now, convenient store dropout.

Wonder if that's anything like a Beauty School dropout?

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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2013, 05:13:32 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on September 02, 2013, 04:35:22 PM
Her wishadoo page now has a meter on it so she can watch the $$ pour in.

http://www.wishadoo.org/wishlist/197/money-to-help-till-i-get-back-up-on-my-feet/
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2013, 05:21:00 PM »
The way her donations are racking up, she may need another Pay Pall debit card to hold the overflow. 
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2013, 05:38:48 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on September 02, 2013, 05:21:00 PM
The way her donations are racking up, she may need another Pay Pall debit card to hold the overflow. 

What are the odds that she's in a checkout line somewhere and overdraws her debit card? Thinking that is works the same way a credit card works. After all, it has a VISA icon on it. The scene that she'll make would top any grocery store bouncy that the smartest DUmmy could devise.

I guarantee that it will happen.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2013, 05:47:18 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on September 02, 2013, 10:09:59 AM
Let me get this straight, this store only cleans its restrooms 3 days a week.   Who does the clean up the other 4 days of the week ???

Why a day shift for clean up, seems more logical to clean the freezers, floors, bathrooms at night, no customers to try to work around.
I did clean-up a couple of years ago for a convenience store - two nights a week midnight to six for a couple of months until the manager could find a permanent person (I had been going to that convenience store for daily coffee since about 1995, so the mgr asked me to fill in)

One morning the mgr asked me how I could be through at 6 when the second cashier (there was only one on my two nights) would have to stay until 8 to finish.

The answer was - come to work at midnight, start, don't stop until it's done.  Easy peasy.

And no, I didn't want the job permanently.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #30 on: September 02, 2013, 05:52:34 PM »
Something tells me that was to keep her from the register...
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #31 on: September 02, 2013, 05:54:30 PM »
This could get interesting:

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Knightraven (239 posts)                       Mon Sep 2, 2013, 06:23 PM

1. Okay, I take it you have a job.

BUT WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!

I went to your place when I pulled into town, but I was told that he hoped you were... add your own words. Then I get on DU and see a post about some kind of ticket and wishado? Where are you? Are you fine? What is going on and who is that goon that answered the door for your man?
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2013, 05:55:16 PM »
I dearly hope she does find gainful employment.
After a few months of seeing how much is taken out in taxes...she could switch political affiliation.  :-)   :lmao:
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2013, 06:55:05 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on September 02, 2013, 05:54:30 PM
This could get interesting:

Her response to that:

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Lady Freedom Returns (5,857 posts)    Mon Sep 2, 2013, 07:22 PM

2. You have been gone so long I thought you pulled something south of the boarder...

and got in trouble!

Glad to hear you are back in the States!

With you describing him as a "goon", you must have seen the guy that broke me and my SO up.
 
I am with family in MO. Before you ask, yes that family. I was so upset I ended up taking a bad deal.
 
But a wonderful DU member has paid for a ticket home. And I have a post on Wishadoo that OneGrassRoot helped me set up so I will have a little money when I leave here since I am having to pay a lot of money to my family from this job I do have right now for my upkeep.
 
I will be on the bus on Sat. Oct. 5th @ 7:35a.m and back home on Sun. the 6th.around 9-9:30 a.m.
 
Hope we run into each other!
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2013, 07:01:22 PM »
Wait a minute.
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you must have seen the guy that broke me and my SO up.
OooooooKay. Now there's another dimension.  :???:
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #35 on: September 02, 2013, 07:09:14 PM »
Quote from: Skul on September 02, 2013, 07:01:22 PM
Wait a minute.OooooooKay. Now there's another dimension.  :???:

I thought the same exact thing Skul. I seem to recall something about another guy. I assumed at the time she was fooling around with the other guy. Didn't really read it all in depth. Now we got this. So was her boyfriend a bisexual guy? A bisexual dyke? Or did the other guy finally wake up the boyfriend to what a worthless fat fool she is?   :???: :???: :???:

I swear DummieVille is like a daggone soap opera sometimes. If you miss a week or two, then you are lost.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2013, 07:18:02 PM »
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I will be on the bus on Sat. Oct. 5th @ 7:35a.m and back home on Sun. the 6th.around 9-9:30 a.m.

We need a meet and greet at the Tucson bus depot. Maybe borrow gNads good rig.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2013, 07:21:24 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on September 02, 2013, 07:18:02 PM
We need a meet and greet at the Tucson bus depot. Maybe borrow gNads good rig.
Perhaps a nice banner. "Welcome to Tucson, LFR, from your friends at CC".
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #38 on: September 02, 2013, 07:30:39 PM »
Quote from: Skul on September 02, 2013, 07:21:24 PM
Perhaps a nice banner. "Welcome to Tucson, LFR, from your friends at CC".

That's a winner.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #39 on: September 02, 2013, 07:49:38 PM »
I wouldn't post my arrival time on the internet.   :mental:

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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #40 on: September 02, 2013, 08:07:05 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on September 02, 2013, 07:09:14 PM
I thought the same exact thing Skul. I seem to recall something about another guy. I assumed at the time she was fooling around with the other guy. Didn't really read it all in depth. Now we got this. So was her boyfriend a bisexual guy? A bisexual dyke? Or did the other guy finally wake up the boyfriend to what a worthless fat fool she is?   :???: :???: :???:

I swear DummieVille is like a daggone soap opera sometimes. If you miss a week or two, then you are lost. 

My theory is this Chad guy is just a guy friend of her boyfriend; guy friend, not gay friend.

Sometimes guys have guy-to-guy talks, and they probably did, during which time Chad told him his "take" on her, which as events have borne out, apparently was the right take.

As for the gay angle, hey, we're talking about a couple of old farts here, way past any stage of gaiety.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #41 on: September 02, 2013, 08:47:58 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 02, 2013, 08:07:05 PM
My theory is this Chad guy is just a guy friend of her boyfriend; guy friend, not gay friend.

Sometimes guys have guy-to-guy talks, and they probably did, during which time Chad told him his "take" on her, which as events have borne out, apparently was the right take.

As for the gay angle, hey, we're talking about a couple of old farts here, way past any stage of gaiety.

Thanks for the info there Frank!!!   :cheersmate: :cheersmate: 

With the dumpmonkeys ya just never know. Anymore the only time I get to check this place out is the weekends and I miss a lot that happens thru the week... as I am sure a lot of others here do.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #42 on: September 02, 2013, 08:52:03 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on September 02, 2013, 08:47:58 PM
Thanks for the info there Frank!!!   :cheersmate: :cheersmate: 

With the dumpmonkeys ya just never know. Anymore the only time I get to check this place out is the weekends and I miss a lot that happens thru the week... as I am sure a lot of others here do.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

Well now, look at this; this is not any guy who wants to hop around in the sack, with anybody of any gender:


He strikes me as a guy who's had a long and rough life, and now wants nothing other than some peace and quiet.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #43 on: September 02, 2013, 08:54:53 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 02, 2013, 08:52:03 PM
Well now, look at this; this is not any guy who wants to hop around in the sack, with anybody of any gender:


He strikes me as a guy who's had a long and rough life, and now wants nothing other than some peace and quiet.
He strikes me as a carbon copy of Dead Don.
Amber would've loved Dead Don.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #44 on: September 02, 2013, 08:56:22 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on September 02, 2013, 08:47:58 PM
Anymore the only time I get to check this place out is the weekends and I miss a lot that happens thru the week... as I am sure a lot of others here do.

I always wondered about that, considering the valuable contributions you make to the DUmpster.

Of course you work, but is there any other reason you can't hang around more, to keep up?

(By the way, it's no problem updating you; just ask, and you'll be brought au courant.)

Maybe the wife is taking up too much of your spare time?
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #45 on: September 02, 2013, 09:06:48 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on September 02, 2013, 07:18:02 PM
We need a meet and greet at the Tucson bus depot. Maybe borrow gNads good rig.

How about a going away party for us CCers in Missouri?  :-)
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #46 on: September 02, 2013, 09:11:41 PM »
Quote from: Dori on September 02, 2013, 07:49:38 PM
I wouldn't post my arrival time on the internet.   :mental:
She will. Then, hopes another DUmpmonkey will pick her.
Then hopes said DUmpmonkey will put her up for a few weeks.
Primitives thrive on other peoples money.
They're not so generous when it comes to their own.
The *blink-blink* in the morning might be priceless.
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #47 on: September 02, 2013, 09:23:31 PM »
Quote from: Skul on September 02, 2013, 09:11:41 PM
She will. Then, hopes another DUmpmonkey will pick her.
Then hopes said DUmpmonkey will put her up for a few weeks.
Primitives thrive on other peoples money.
They're not so generous when it comes to their own.
The *blink-blink* in the morning might be priceless.

I'm pretty sure DU has members from Tucson or Joplin who could help this maiden in distress............Right?
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #48 on: September 02, 2013, 09:43:50 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on September 02, 2013, 09:23:31 PM
I'm pretty sure DU has members from Tucson or Joplin who could help this maiden in distress............Right?
Absolutely, and then more. Yup. LFR hasn't a worry in the world.
Nope, none at all.


You do have a spare bedroom, right, BD?
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Re: The convenient store decided that lady freedom would make a good janitor
« Reply #49 on: September 02, 2013, 09:46:08 PM »
Quote from: Skul on September 02, 2013, 09:43:50 PM
You do have a spare bedroom, right, BD?

Wrong direction.

But Ugly, the defrocked warped primitive, is a little over halfway the distance between Joplin and Tucson.

Maybe she could overnight with Ugly, who lives in northwestern New Mexico.
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