What was that "college degree" again? This is as indecipherable as a nadin essay.
The only things that are clear are 1) she's planning to scam the DUmp, and 2) she's campaigning for a high finish in DOTY voting.
Uh oh, sounds like that convenient store career is going to be terminated before she's vested for a pension.
What is this about "going home"?
She's
already home, where she belongs, among her loving and caring family who can gently steer her down the right roads.
How long was she down in Tucson anyway--nine, ten, months?
That doesn't make a place "home."
She really needs to stay right where she's at, and cheerfully submit herself to being micro-managed by her worldly-wise sisters until she grows up.