Oh man, I'd love to see the truemud primitive's telephonic conversations, especially those with him being utterly and infantilely submissive to his wife. I'll bet they're a riot.
Unlike the magisterial primitive, whose dominatrix wife uses leather, chains, whips, and dog-collars as a means of humiliating him, the truemud primitive's wife gets her jollies out of seeing hubby in diapers and bonnet, and sucking on a plastic baby-rattle.