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Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« on: June 06, 2013, 08:50:57 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022955725

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Woke up this morning to find out the Government has my phone records...
and the rest of my families. Yeah---we have Verizon.

So this is now what I have to tell my teenage kids.... watch what you say on your cell phones because the Government is listening.

If this does not shake this country to the core, then basically we have given up.

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1. We incrementally find ways to justify this too

That worries me more.

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2. Don't worry. be happy. it's a democratic administration so

it's all good.

You voted for it moron.

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4. Should you be worried?

"What time are you picking me up for dinner"?

"I love you and miss you."

"How are the kids?"

"We're going camping. Wanna go?"

"The car was totaled. Gonna have to pay $10000 to fix it."

If you don't have anything to hide, why bother? If you have something to hide, well then.....

I understand on a small scale, but really, who cares? And maybe I am naive.....

Trust me,the government you yearn for will disappear you leeches first.

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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2013, 08:54:56 AM »
Oh man, I'd love to see the truemud primitive's telephonic conversations, especially those with him being utterly and infantilely submissive to his wife.  I'll bet they're a riot.

Unlike the magisterial primitive, whose dominatrix wife uses leather, chains, whips, and dog-collars as a means of humiliating him, the truemud primitive's wife gets her jollies out of seeing hubby in diapers and bonnet, and sucking on a plastic baby-rattle.
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2013, 09:12:25 AM »
Oh man, I'd love to see the truemud primitive's telephonic conversations, especially those with him being utterly and infantilely submissive to his wife.  I'll bet they're a riot.

Unlike the magisterial primitive, whose dominatrix wife uses leather, chains, whips, and dog-collars as a means of humiliating him, the truemud primitive's wife gets her jollies out of seeing hubby in diapers and bonnet, and sucking on a plastic baby-rattle.

Realistically, I do not think the government is checking into anything more then tax cheats.

As long as you pay taxes on income from anywhere---Drug dealing to Prostitution on a large scale they care little about some ones calls to a sex talk line or a cheating spouse.

Then there are the leaders of our States and Country that are of another party that a good outing can change things.

What ever happened to the old Cb's that are used to make private calls, or the store bought Walkies talkies. 

This is not so much terrorism but a search for the IRS evaders. 

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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2013, 09:18:32 AM »
Realistically, I do not think the government is checking into anything more then tax cheats.

As long as you pay taxes on income from anywhere---Drug dealing to Prostitution on a large scale they care little about some ones calls to a sex talk line or a cheating spouse.

Then there are the leaders of our States and Country that are of another party that a good outing can change things.

What ever happened to the old Cb's that are used to make private calls, or the store bought Walkies talkies. 

This is not so much terrorism but a search for the IRS evaders. 

That's the reason de jour THIS TIME, until "Father Government" decides he needs to check in to something (or someone) else, for whatever lameass reason he can fabricate.

THIS TIME, until the NEXT TIME...
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2013, 09:19:08 AM »
I wonder if they have Tavernturd's phone calls to his "pharmacist" for refills?  :???:
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2013, 09:40:17 AM »
The DUchebags, putting the idiot in Useful Idiots.
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2013, 09:47:23 AM »
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Woke up this morning to find out the Government has my phone records and the rest of my families. Yeah---we have Verizon.

So this is now what I have to tell my teenage kids.... watch what you say on your cell phones because the Government is listening.

If this does not shake this country to the core, then basically we have given up.

Dear Leader directs the IRS to target conservative groups = A-OK.

Dear Leader directs NSA to listen to trulymud's phone calls = shakes country to the core.

ATTN trulymad primitive:  Son, if you had a brain you'd be dangerous.

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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2013, 09:57:00 AM »
That's the reason de jour THIS TIME, until "Father Government" decides he needs to check in to something (or someone) else, for whatever lameass reason he can fabricate.

THIS TIME, until the NEXT TIME...

No, even that's not right. THIS TIME, not NEXT TIME. RIGHT NOW, the IRS is investigating and stonewalling and harrassing and leaking information to liberal attack groups of ordinary citizens whose ONLY crime is to disagree with the elitists and corrupt politicians. Not tax cheats (i.e. Timmeh! Geitner or Charles Rangle). Not actual criminals. No. Just people like you and me that just happened to support the wrong guy or think the wrong way about certain issues or even practice the wrong religion.

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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2013, 10:01:08 AM »
What ever happened to the old Cb's that are used to make private calls, or the store bought Walkies talkies. 

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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2013, 10:05:10 AM »
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2013, 11:11:40 AM »
It's going to be pretty amusing when Tavs gets ID'd as a terror suspect through mutual connections with drug networks.
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2013, 11:44:37 AM »
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72. I just threw up.

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124. why??

Why, indeed?

Let's see, Dear Leader sitting on his hands while 4 Americans are killed in Bengazi wasn't enough to get you to perk up your ears.  Why should Dear Leader tapping phones bother you?  Given the way you view the world, it shouldn't.

Oh, the other was politics and this is personal.  Yeah, what a way to prioritize the way you live.

You idiots (and I use that term loosely because you primitives aren't intelligent enough to be idiots) have a partisan worldview of reality, which makes you fools for anyone that says things which tickle your ears to take advantage of you.  You primitives deserve to be used.

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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2013, 12:09:43 PM »
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I used to do the cyphers in the news paper before work.  

First find the E-----It cannot be the I as IIXPI would be EE--E.    Then what if you sent me a Cypher where a real letter is mixed in here.   Say the E is a real E.

Now you may have done a  simple cypher where one letter stands for one before or one after.  

Can't be that as IIXPI would stand for either an H or a J.  

Darn you Marv you are driving me nuts here.     Old mystery story's from the 40 had a lot of this stuff the first letters of a word were taken, perhaps the last or even the second or third.

I notice all the words have 5 letters in them only 3 words with an A, could the words be broken into segments as  ICMFRIIXPI be one word ?  Then is this English or some foreign language ?


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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2013, 12:23:08 PM »
And yet these same navel gazing idiots voted into office the very people who are doing this.

They begged for them to target us bible thumping fundie rethuglicans...now they are feeling the discomfort of what they wished for used on them.

Reality is a bitch...you wanted it...we're paying for it.

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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2013, 02:16:03 PM »
I used to do the cyphers in the news paper before work.  

First find the E-----It cannot be the I as IIXPI would be EE--E.    Then what if you sent me a Cypher where a real letter is mixed in here.   Say the E is a real E.

Now you may have done a  simple cypher where one letter stands for one before or one after.  

Can't be that as IIXPI would stand for either an H or a J.  

Darn you Marv you are driving me nuts here.     Old mystery story's from the 40 had a lot of this stuff the first letters of a word were taken, perhaps the last or even the second or third.

I notice all the words have 5 letters in them only 3 words with an A, could the words be broken into segments as  ICMFRIIXPI be one word ?  Then is this English or some foreign language ?

Good luck with that, vesta.
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2013, 02:29:20 PM »
And yet these same navel gazing idiots voted into office the very people who are doing this.

They begged for them to target us bible thumping fundie rethuglicans...now they are feeling the discomfort of what they wished for used on them.

Reality is a bitch...you wanted it...we're paying for it.

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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2013, 02:30:00 PM »
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Woke up this morning to find out the Government has my phone records...
and the rest of my families. Yeah---we have Verizon.

So this is now what I have to tell my teenage kids.... watch what you say on your cell phones because the Government is listening.

If this does not shake this country to the core, then basically we have given up.

Trumad, I said the following to you a year and a half ago in regards to DU:

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Such is always the final outcome of collectivist thought and philosophy:  The denigration of "democracy" to totalitarian fascism.  This is the perfect example of why our Founding Fathers designed a decentralized government.

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Too bad!

You were instrumental in forging them yourself in the hopes that they would be placed on someone else.  But, like many others who have begged for collective servitude, you learn far too late that the chains you made and the prisons you built were your own.

It's truly a shame, you know, that so many of you DUmbasses have now gotten a good look at what you have created and recoil in horror.  Maybe this is a hint that you need to drag yourself from the darkness and into the light.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,67554.msg784357/highlight,chains+you+made+for+others.html#msg784357

Considering the monster you begged into existence is now breathing down your necks, maybe it's time you DUmbasses figure out that we have been right all along.
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2013, 04:22:26 PM »
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2013, 04:35:58 PM »
I remember DUmmie hero Russ Feingold being upset he couldn't talk to terrorists overseas if they initiated the call.
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2013, 07:42:47 PM »
Sure, most phone conversations are banal and we wouldn't think the Borg would be interested in them, so we "don't care".

Do you care that the precise location of where you were when the call was happening, as well as the precise location of the person you were talking with is now in a Borg database? 

I sure as **** do.
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2013, 07:50:45 PM »
Realistically, I do not think the government is checking into anything more then tax cheats.

As long as you pay taxes on income from anywhere---Drug dealing to Prostitution on a large scale they care little about some ones calls to a sex talk line or a cheating spouse.
...

This is not so much terrorism but a search for the IRS evaders. 

If that were true then half the 0bama administration would be in a tax gulag.
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2013, 07:45:21 AM »
What ever happened to the old Cb's that are used to make private calls, or the store bought Walkies talkies.
PNXHI KRQZU LXIYK AHXSI EBQHR
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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2013, 09:03:33 AM »
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Woke up this morning to find out the Government has my phone records...
and the rest of my families. Yeah---we have Verizon.

So this is now what I have to tell my teenage kids.... watch what you say on your cell phones because the Government is listening.

If this does not shake this country to the core, then basically we have given up.

This is the MOAR!! government you want chicklet head, now:

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1. We incrementally find ways to justify this too

That worries me more.

Your stupidity puzzles me even more.  You clowns never, ever learn.  MOOOOOOAR GOVERNMENT!!!!11ElEvEnTy!!!111!!!

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2. Don't worry. be happy. it's a democratic administration so

it's all good.


Oh, of course.


              

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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2013, 09:06:15 AM »
You were instrumental in forging them yourself in the hopes that they would be placed on someone else.

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Realistically, I do not think the government is checking into anything more then tax cheats.

Oh, c'mon.......you're being purposely naive.  There is enough tax cheating and delinquency within the Federal Government alone, to keep the IRS busy year round.   
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Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: Little commies discover a unicorn horn up their ass
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2013, 10:03:10 AM »
Sure, most phone conversations are banal and we wouldn't think the Borg would be interested in them, so we "don't care".

Do you care that the precise location of where you were when the call was happening, as well as the precise location of the person you were talking with is now in a Borg database? 

I sure as **** do.

It's actually a little more sophisticated than that; they use the contacts to link together people and construct virtual networks, so that although Mr. A's number has never had a call connected with Ms. E's number, he does connect with Mr. B a lot, and occasionally with Mr. C; Mr. B and Mr. C both have frequent calls to Ms. D's number, who is in frequent contact with Ms. E...if anyone in the group (Or the more extended connections of any one of them) comes up on the radar of a Federal investigative agency for anything "terror-related" (Which might be something as trivial as an unusual purchase of chemicals for a completely-legal use, or even something anonymous phoned in by a vengeful ex), they're all about one inch away from full wiretap secret warrants. 
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