Dog #1 good with flied lice.
We've all had questionable mystery meat at one time or another. Back in the late 60's the family would go to Hardees a couple times a month for roast beef sandwiches. After about 6 months they got fined and closed down for serving horse meat.
Horse is tasty stuff.
I've had horse many times in Japan, and it is outstanding. Very lean, some cuts look almost like venison. I've always thought that if horses weren't thought of as pets in European culture, their meat would be a favorite of the health food nazis. (Ditto on whale meat.)
I had a carcass on a platter one time in Mexico that looked sorta like a little dog or a big cat, but not sure because there was no head. The feet were missing, so I couldn't tell if it had had paws or hooves, but they swore it was a baby goat, and it was a very nice restaurant in the Zona Rosa, so I took their word for it. It was good, but I was hungry at the time.