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Offline Karin

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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2010, 07:50:56 AM »
Just in case you didn't get enough mind-numbing stupidity from the thread, some DUmmie tries to make a really lame joke:

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19. And who would get custody of the colonies?  
 I mean, the RW country shouldn't get Puerto Rico, because they RWers only believe in speaking English. But what about the Virgin Islands? Wouldn't the religious right jump to conclusions and think everyone was asexual there -- a RW religious paradise?

I cannot stand what passes for senses of humor among the left.  Either it's nonexistent, or embarrassingly stupid, like those Tshirt and bumper sticker contests they have over there.  

Anyway, our old friend "Name Deleted" showed up twice.  
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2010, 10:09:11 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 06, 2010, 07:42:27 AM
I know how to divvy up the country.  Tell the treasonous little bastards they have three days to get out of the country or they will be confined one area in northern Nevada.  I've been to northern Nevada.  There is plenty of room for all the 12%-ers and their ilk.

Uh yeah.  That is some freaky deaky place for sure.  Ew.
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2010, 03:03:28 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on April 06, 2010, 07:03:23 AM
Aside from the DUmmies projection about who would have the better lifestyle...what the DUmmies fail to realize is that we wouldn't have to invade and attack them.

They'd come crawling back begging for re-admission to the Union within 12 months.

As we've seen in Congress in the last year...the Libtards are barely capable of wiping their own ass without Federal assistance what the hell makes them think they could run a country at anywhere near the level it is even today?

They'd collapse and we'd just re-absorb them.

Not a chance!!

In the immortal words of Marie Antoinette, "Let them smoke weed!" or somethin' like that!
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2010, 03:05:58 PM »
They already smoking weed, heck their 12 years olds can get med pot precription for toe jam in California. Their 12 year old daughters can to nudist summer camps with 17 year old boys and no parents allowed with their condoms from Planned Parenthood and Sluthood pamphlets from the Girl Scouts, that just screams Family Values don't it?.
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2010, 03:15:14 PM »
That is some new level of teh Stupid on that thread. Good God Almighty they fail to learn from Histrory and all the FAILURES Of liberal ideas. There is a reason that the name DEMOCRAT used to be a swear word and that entire thread is living proof why.
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2010, 04:59:04 PM »
Remember this particular campfire, folks, when considering the Top Primitives of 2010 seven months hence.  I  think I'll add a new feature, voting for the stupidest (i.e., most primitival) campfire of the year on Skins's island.
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2010, 05:01:09 PM »
HE WHO HOLDS AND CONTROLS THE WEED AND CHEETOS SUPPLIES RULES THE DUMMY'S WORLD!

...nuff said...
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2010, 05:23:24 PM »
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I really think that Cali, with half a brain, is the intellectual leader on the island.

Tucker, if the case was based on the terminal stupidity, self-delusion, and mutual hand-jobs and reach-arounds in that DU thread, I'd certainly have to agree with you.
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2010, 06:23:32 PM »
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The right wing country would have abject poverty, illiteracy would go up, economic well being would fall rapidly and most everyone would live a poor meager existence except for a handful at the very top, and they would live like a King does in Saudi Arabia.

Hey buttmunch just who do you plan on taxing for all your social programs if us rightwingers are not in your country?

I say lets do it and 1 year when you are bankrupt you can come crying to us for a loan.

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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2010, 07:50:21 PM »
The DUmmies have it part right. We would invade, and enslave them to work in the rich farmlands of California, and the cane and pineapple fields of Hawaii.
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2010, 11:21:16 PM »
The liberal side would be like the movie Idiocracy.  Enough said.
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2010, 02:38:25 AM »
Being a RW heartless conservatives, I would not allow these liberals back into the promise land. They made their bed;let them root hog or die. Trying to infiltrate the land of milk and honey would result in imprisonment/slavery or deportation. Once we get rid of these liberal nuts, they do not get a second chance at screwing our conservative society up again.      
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2010, 07:51:41 AM »
Quote from: crockspot on April 06, 2010, 07:50:21 PM
The DUmmies have it part right. We would invade, and enslave them to work in the rich farmlands of California, and the cane and pineapple fields of Hawaii.

No... you'd just end up starting the cycle all over again by bringing them into the same country.
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2010, 10:16:40 AM »
Well, the red half will strictly enforce its borders, so the moonbat half, in addition to all the freeloaders, will get all the illegal mexicans. There will be so many mexicans, the moonbats will instantly be a minority in their own asylum. They want illegal mexicans to get Omnesty and the vote, so after the separation they better hope all those wetback voters look kindly upon their democrat moonbat compatriots.
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2010, 10:29:05 AM »
As long as they make the border between the two a strictly-enforced deadly force zone, with legal immigration both ways for those who want to completely disavow the principles of the side they are leaving and unreservedly accept the principles of the one they are moving to, I'm totally down with it.
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2010, 11:11:49 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 07, 2010, 10:29:05 AM
As long as they make the border between the two a strictly-enforced deadly force zone, with legal immigration both ways for those who want to completely disavow the principles of the side they are leaving and unreservedly accept the principles of the one they are moving to, I'm totally down with it.

NO. No moonbat converts. They can't be trusted. They lie. All the time, they lie.
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2010, 11:41:10 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 07, 2010, 10:29:05 AM
As long as they make the border between the two a strictly-enforced deadly force zone, with legal immigration both ways for those who want to completely disavow the principles of the side they are leaving and unreservedly accept the principles of the one they are moving to, I'm totally down with it.

There would be some of us trapped behind enemy lines.  Oh well . . .  :fuelfire:
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2010, 11:46:51 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on April 07, 2010, 11:11:49 AM
NO. No moonbat converts. They can't be trusted. They lie. All the time, they lie.

Maybe a test, simple essay questions like:
"What should the gov't do for you?"
"What is the result of lower taxes?  Give examples from the past."
"What does the phrase 'Your right to swing your fist stops at my nose' mean?"

We'd figure out who belonged pretty quickly...
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2010, 12:01:32 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 07, 2010, 11:41:10 AM
There would be some of us trapped behind enemy lines.  Oh well . . .  :fuelfire:

Ya really don't think liberals are smart enough to keep us in, do ya? As for getting into "Red State", all you'd have to do is show your cache of weapons of liberal maiming and destruction!

Let's face it, barely 5% of progressives actually own fire arms. 50% brag they are packin', but you and I both know they're blowin' that out their ass!
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2010, 12:14:00 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on April 07, 2010, 11:11:49 AM
NO. No moonbat converts. They can't be trusted. They lie. All the time, they lie.

I was looking at it as a way to humanely to get rid of our mental cases, as well.

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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2010, 12:31:53 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 07, 2010, 12:14:00 PM
I was looking at it as a way to humanely to get rid of our mental cases, as well.
That doesn't require two-way movement. Castro showed us that when he dumped his criminals and hopelessly insane on poor stupid Jimmuh Carter.
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2010, 12:54:54 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on April 07, 2010, 12:01:32 PM
Ya really don't think liberals are smart enough to keep us in, do ya? As for getting into "Red State", all you'd have to do is show your cache of weapons of liberal maiming and destruction!

Let's face it, barely 5% of progressives actually own fire arms. 50% brag they are packin', but you and I both know they're blowin' that out their ass!

Who said that we don't want to stay and raise Hell behind those lines? :naughty: :evillaugh:
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2010, 01:17:59 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 07, 2010, 12:54:54 PM
Who said that we don't want to stay and raise Hell behind those lines? :naughty: :evillaugh:

It'd be just too damn easy! They all huddle in groups! You ain't never goin' to find a liberal brave enough to open his mouth unless he's got you out numbered 100 to 1! It would look like Somme during WWI again, w/one sided casualties!
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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2010, 01:38:44 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 07, 2010, 10:29:05 AM
As long as they make the border between the two a strictly-enforced deadly force zone

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Re: Problem with splitting the country into Red & Blue is that they would invade us
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2010, 01:46:54 PM »
Quote from: FGL on April 07, 2010, 01:38:44 PM
landmines

I dunno, unless they're claymores, too difficult to remember where ya stashed 'em when you're done.
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