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DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« on: July 17, 2009, 07:46:23 PM »
DUmmy NightWatcher is one of those starry-eyed optimists, an irrepressible, glass-half-full, can-do type of person who springs out of bed every morning with enthusiasm and a spirit of eager anticipation to meet each day's opportunities. As you read his posts, you can almost feel the big smile spread across his friendly, open face.
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NightWatcher  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-17-09 06:34 PM
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Be Born, Give Away Your Labor, Buy Plastic Shit On Credit, Eat Fast Food, Get Fat, and ****ing Die

What's this nonsense about Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness?

**** you and your Justice, Domestic Tranquility, General Welfare, and Blessings of Liberty.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6090955&mesg_id=6090955

Immediately, a Lousy Freeper Troll tries to spoil the mood, and gets slapped down:
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dolphindance (38 posts)      Fri Jul-17-09 06:39 PM
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4. All except for the first and last are choices for YOU to make.
Your life is what you make of it. Depend on the government for general services and security. The rest is up to you.

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abumbyanyothername  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-17-09 06:45 PM
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16. Welcome to DU
enjoy your stay.
 

DUmmy musette_sf tries to re-establish the mood which was so rudely interrupted by the troll:
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musette_sf  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-17-09 07:00 PM
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20. choke on your bootstraps n/t

Dirty, smelly wino bobbolink, who every day in real life shits in other peoples' doorways, chimes in:
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bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-17-09 08:11 PM
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36. Thank you. I really appreciate that!

A DUmmy noob grabs some DUmp cred:
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GoCubsGo (455 posts)      Fri Jul-17-09 07:28 PM
 31. You said it!
I'm getting really sick of dolphindunce and his/her ilk and their "you did this to yourself" mentality. Most of them were born on third base and think they hit a home run because the batter drove them home with a sacrifice fly. And, as many of us here can attest, going to school, getting college degrees, and working one's butt off doesn't guarantee that life will turn out peachy-keen for you. Shit happens. I pity these blamers if and when it happens to them.


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MercutioATC  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-17-09 06:41 PM
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8. I thought you were talking about the average American's goals.
 ...because that's what most Americans do, with or without this (or any other) legislation.


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conspirator (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-17-09 07:01 PM
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21. Buy plastic shit with plastic cards. That's pretty much it nt
 


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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-17-09 07:52 PM
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33. Well...this thread dredged up some winners, for sure.

Megadittoes, DUmmy MineralMan, megadittoes.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2009, 07:51:16 PM »
Oh my.

That's a very good find, sir.

It's great.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2009, 07:53:20 PM »
If that ain't the perfect snapshot of DUmp mentality, I don't know what is.

I'd H5 you, if I could.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2009, 07:57:31 PM »
Oh my Lord those are some really depressing people.  Glad I'm not a DUmmie.  I like being successful!  Woo hoo for me!!

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2009, 08:02:25 PM »
I'll bet the night-botching primitive just lost his job, and has big bills to pay.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2009, 08:03:53 PM »
You know..we all have our moments,such as it is to being human but this kind of idiotic "life screwed me" obsession stuff really isn`t normal.
They are deranged to the core and that is why they have made the political choices they have.
It is also why power hungry thugs prey on their pitiful mental condition.

Anytime I get feeling like a sad sack about things it only takes a few moments to realize that there are a lot of other folks that have severe illness or have lost young children.
The list is long for those that have it far worse then I do and that makes me feel pretty stupid at that moment.

These misery loving things can go **** themselves (pardon the expletive) because what they whine over is more then likely nothing but they expect all of us to somehow sacrifice something to make them feel better.
Worthless pieces of crap.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2009, 08:15:34 PM »
They are born, they go to school, college, get a job and work hard their whole life until they die.

Then they are angry and upset that they never had someone hand them a "life".

They really seem to think a "life" is what someone bestows upon you
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2009, 07:50:04 AM »
Quote from:
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Be Born, Give Away Your Labor, Buy Plastic Shit On Credit, Eat Fast Food, Get Fat, and ******* Die

What's this nonsense about Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness?

**** you and your Justice, Domestic Tranquility, General Welfare, and Blessings of Liberty.

They say these things, and then they vote for Dear Leader.  I can see why the ex-primitives at PI are laughing at them.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2009, 09:43:34 AM »
Even in the days of the worst economic crisis in the history of mankind, jukin still has crisp $100 bill for any DUchebag that renounces citizenship and moves to any worker's paradise.  North Korea, Cuba, VZ, China, Vietnam, and Nicaragua are valid for this offer.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2009, 11:18:02 AM »
Wow, how depressing would it be to live life with such an awful viewpoint. 
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2009, 12:18:54 PM »
Hey DUmmies, YOU voted for the socialists who made it this way. Sucks to lose everything, doesn't it? No go choke on it.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2009, 02:05:14 PM »
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on July 18, 2009, 12:18:54 PM
Hey DUmmies, YOU voted for the socialists who made it this way. Sucks to lose everything, doesn't it? No go choke on it.

When my Obot SIL and her husband start to bitch and moan about this (they will, it's just a matter of time), I will gleefully remind them of who they voted for.  May even get slapped by her! :-) :-) :-) :loser: :loser: :loser:
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2009, 04:10:49 PM »
For the last few days instead of posting I've just been lurking and enjoying the conservative wit and wisdom that is displayed here at the cave. This particular thread has caught my interest though.

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dolphindance (38 posts)      Fri Jul-17-09 06:39 PM
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4. All except for the first and last are choices for YOU to make.
Your life is what you make of it. Depend on the government for general services and security. The rest is up to you.

Can any of the lurking DUmp monkeys or even our own liberal-leaning members who post here at the cave explain to me what in the above post resulted in the attacks on the dolphindance poster?

Sure, I realize he or she is essentially speaking of personal responsibility and that many liberals detest such talk; however, even with that considered I would think some sort extreme mental illness must be involved if such a simple post spurs one to such hatred.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2009, 05:25:22 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on July 18, 2009, 04:10:49 PM
.....I would think some sort extreme mental illness must be involved if such a simple post spurs one to such hatred.

Skins's island attracts the mentally ill, and so there it is.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2009, 09:34:39 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on July 18, 2009, 04:10:49 PM
For the last few days instead of posting I've just been lurking and enjoying the conservative wit and wisdom that is displayed here at the cave. This particular thread has caught my interest though.

Can any of the lurking DUmp monkeys or even our own liberal-leaning members who post here at the cave explain to me what in the above post resulted in the attacks on the dolphindance poster?

Sure, I realize he or she is essentially speaking of personal responsibility and that many liberals detest such talk; however, even with that considered I would think some sort extreme mental illness must be involved if such a simple post spurs one to such hatred.

It suggests that the person in question isn`t the "innocent" victim of some sort of oppression that has left them pitiful and broke.
Screws up the whole self pity thing.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2009, 09:43:06 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on July 18, 2009, 04:10:49 PM
For the last few days instead of posting I've just been lurking and enjoying the conservative wit and wisdom that is displayed here at the cave. This particular thread has caught my interest though.

Can any of the lurking DUmp monkeys or even our own liberal-leaning members who post here at the cave explain to me what in the above post resulted in the attacks on the dolphindance poster?

Sure, I realize he or she is essentially speaking of personal responsibility and that many liberals detest such talk; however, even with that considered I would think some sort extreme mental illness must be involved if such a simple post spurs one to such hatred.

There are things one doesn't do on the island as a newcomer - Going against the primitives by expressing an opinion that looks conservative ( in this case simple common sense ) brings about action by the self-ordained primitive police. The newcomer is usually picked up and dumped into the nearest volcano as a sacrifice to the god who lives inside it.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2009, 09:46:36 PM »
Once again, showing that personal responsibility for one's station in life is simply not accepted at the DUmp.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2009, 02:54:34 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on July 18, 2009, 04:10:49 PM
Sure, I realize he or she is essentially speaking of personal responsibility and that many liberals detest such talk; however, even with that considered I would think some sort extreme mental illness must be involved if such a simple post spurs one to such hatred.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Aspirations, Ambitions
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2009, 01:19:11 PM »
What a pathetic pity party these losers threw for themselves.  Ya know, lurking DUmmies, I have a BIL who has no more than 3 months to live.  How would you like to be facing that? 
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