“Why Bridgeport and Chimney Rock, of all places?†the business partner asked me.
We’d gone up to the capital city of South Dakota on business, and were now returning.
“That I’d once lived there was just a coincidence,†I said, “and of course I wouldn’t have any memories of it.
“It was the furthest west and south we could go from home, giving us enough time to turn around and get home in time for our ten o’clock curfew.
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“We had to be home by ten o’clock, but our parents neglected to be
exactly specific, and so while of course they meant 10:00 p.m., and we knew they meant 10:00 p.m., because we were kids 15, 16, 17 years old, we whined that we thought they meant 10:00 a.m.
“It happened about every other Friday night, for a little more than three years, right after he and I’d gotten our learner’s permits to drive. One was supposed to have a licensed driver accompany one if one just had a learner’s permit, unless one was going to or from school, but in the vast emptiness of the Sandhills, with so few people around, one could get away with doing a lot of things one couldn’t get away with doing in crowded, congested areas.
“About half the time, we never got home even by ten the next morning, and that doubled the Hell we had to pay. He had a ten-year-old pick-up truck, and I had an eight-year-old sedan in high school, but both were in, uh, decrepit shape, and we couldn’t trust them to make the trip without problems.
“And if one had car problems in the Sandhills in the middle of the night, one
really had problems.
“From home, the next all-night gas station was 225 miles west; not a thing in between.
“And traffic was such that one met another vehicle maybe once every hour and a half.
“So we instead ’borrowed’ one of the parents’ cars, usually a late-model Pontiac or Buick sedan.â€
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I was describing to the business partner how my best friend and I “cruised†around when teenagers.
“He’d been born with a withered right arm, and I’d been born without ears, so we made a perfect pair; if something needed two arms, I did it, and if something needed listening to, he did it.
“We were liked--nobody ever shunned us--and all that, but still, we were sort of apart from everybody else. He was a farm kid, and I wasn’t originally from the area. Since I was singular, ’status’ meant nothing to me because no matter what, I was going to always be different.
“He went out for football for a couple of years, but because of that weak arm, he wasn’t very good, and so gave it up.
“So both of us had chips on our shoulders. As I said, we made a perfect pair.
“In high school, ‘cruising’ usually meant driving up-and-down Broadway, from the east end of town to the west end, doing that over and over and over all evening long until curfew, yakking and playing loud music as the tires rumbled over the bricks that were the pavement.
“It wasn’t uncommon to put a hundred miles on a car in a single evening, without leaving town.
“But being who we were, we dared to be different. Our cruising always involved a 600-mile round-trip all through the night. As I said earlier, that was about every other Friday night; the opposite Fridays, we were grounded, not at home, but chained to within the city limits and the distance to his place out in the country.
“Those Fridays, we were utterly scrupulous about observing the limits imposed on us, because we knew if we violated them, our trips through the Sandhills would be done
forever, or at least until we were out of high school.
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“This was before we were doing this, maybe when we were 13, 14 years old, but one time my mother had a ‘talk’ with me--at the same time his mother was having a ‘talk’ with him--reminding me it was all well-and-good that one had a ‘best friend.’
“’But don’t you think you spend too much time with him? The world’s like a tossed salad, so many different people in it, and it’s good to try them too, at least once in a while. Why don’t you at least
occasionally try doing something different, with different people?’â€
I lit a cigarette. “Looking at it as an adult, some decades later, and the way the world is today, I suppose it’d be a concern of mine, too, if I were a parent, but given the time and place, the parents needn’t worried; nothing ever happened.
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“The Sandhills at night were awesome. Because the land was so vast and so empty, and hence no artificial light to obscure the sky, if the moon wasn’t out, and there wasn’t any higher-atmosphere fog and mist up there, one could see millions upon millions of stars with the naked eye.â€
The business partner already knew that; he too had been raised in the Sandhills, but like dutch508, only on the outer edge of them, not in the heart of them. An important difference, here.
“But if there was fog thousands of feet up there, or clouds lower down, one couldn’t see a thing.
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“We left right after supper, about 6:00 p.m. This being the Sandhills, in early evening, most of the time it was overcast and even raining, although by the middle of the night, it’d usually cleared away.
“Even in winter, we went.
“Going through a blizzard was bad, but it was equally bad after that, when the snow was done falling and just blowing around, usually in the morning on our way back home.
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“One time, we got stuck near Hyannis--as you know, there’s no more remote place than on the moon, near Hyannis--but by sheer luck, we found a ranch-house. It’s a very good thing we found it, too, because it’d be miles and miles and miles before we’d come across the next one.
“It was weird, really weird. Despite the paucity of people around there, they were all very rich.
“This was a single-level white-stone house with
twenty-one rooms, an elongated dining room stretching about half the length of a football field (or so it seemed), and a waterfall cascading down one wall of the living room.
“That freaked me; apparently it was electrically-driven, but it was real water and real rocks, and the ceiling went up pretty high.
“He was rather more awed by all the taxidermized animals around; deer-heads, full-bodied mountain sheep, birds, snakes mounted frozen in position, dead fish nailed to boards, a bison head, and even a whole bear in the den. And lots of lots of antlers. I forget what else; it was like a zoo.
“There was an old man and an old woman there at the time; the rest of the family that lived there had gone away for the holiday--this was the week between Christmas and New Year’s--but they were robust and healthy, and had spent long lives being marooned in winter.
“She was a good cook, and he was a good talker.
“The telephone lines were down (so too was the county electricity, but they weren’t connected to that, being too isolated, and hence had their own garage-sized generator, or whatever it was), but the man, using a ham radio, got a hold of someone way down in New Orleans, who then called both of our sets of parents back up here, to tell them where we were at, and that all was okay.â€
I lit another cigarette. “It was all okay at least as far as
we were concerned. We were stuck there three days, and had Hell to pay with our parents when we finally got home.
“Ah,†I exhaled, blasting out a cloud of smoke as big as my head.
“There’s something special about being boys in the Sandhills, a gift from God, and so rarely bestowed.â€
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“You were pretty young, and that’s big country, and in the middle of the night,†the business partner said. “Anything dangerous ever almost happen?â€
Just once, I said, “and that was on our very first trip.
“We reached to where we were supposed to turn south, the all-night gas station 225 miles west of home, which had a café attached. We were still only 15, remember, and went inside it.
“It’d be considered tame,
passe, these days, I guess, but it was jampacked full of big burly truck-drivers and their molls, painted women with elephantine busts and asses and too-small clothing.
“Indecency wasn’t allowed in those days, so there was none of that, but still, we felt as if we’d talked into a bordello or something.
“As we walked to the counter, a heavily-mascara’ed woman wearing a too-small sweater, drunk, and smoking a cigarette, swung around to look at us. Even though she was standing about four feet away, the upper pair of hers almost smacked us in our faces.
“’Oh, lookee here,’ she squealed. ‘A couple of little ‘uns. Two root beers for the Innocents, please.’
“I still shudder when seeing a woman with big bloated jugs, it was so grotesque.
“But other than that, no nothing bad happened, or even nearly happened.â€
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“The biggest problem we ever had was usually just a matter of being only 110 miles or something from home, and the needle on the gasoline-gauge skipping near EMPTY.
“A hundred and ten miles to home, the nearest all-night gasoline station, or 115 miles west, to the next-nearest.
“It always held us up for a long time, as we had to wait for someone else to come along.
“Usually, the person got us to somebody’s ranch-house, and in those days, ranches had 55-gallon barrels filled with different sorts of fuel for emergencies, and the owner’d supply us.
“One of the very first times this happened, an old guy stopped, and insisted upon taking us straight home, even though it was a 92-mile detour for him. When we were 15, we looked, I dunno, maybe only 13 or so, and he thought young boys shouldn’t be out in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.
“Again, we had to pay Hell with our parents when we were delivered home--not only weren’t they used to this sort of thing yet, but the stranger had gone so far out of his way, and as we’d been using a family car, someone had to drive way out there the next day with gasoline, and bring it back.
“I remember that well; he sat in the front seat with the old guy driving, while I slumbered in the back seat. The old guy was a good talker, and he had to respectfully listen, for about two hours, learning all the virtues and versatilities of some sort of house-cleaning product, Watkins, I think.
“I had to hear none of it.â€
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When we stopped to change drivers--the business partner and I do that about every two hours--he said, “You guys got off easy. If I’d done something like that
one single time, my old man would’ve come down hard on me.
“I would’ve never been allowed outside my bedroom until graduation.â€
“It was a complicated situation,†I explained as I turned on the ignition. “Other than this one thing, we were perfect angels as teenagers, never a problem.
“He did all his chores, and did them right, and did them without being told to, and I was liked in my part-time as a grocery carry-out boy. We both dutifully went to church every Sunday, and I to confession (he wasn’t Catholic, but from an obscure German evangelical sect) once a week. We were very kind to all those around us, and respectful of our parents. We held doors open for even just girls, and escorted little old ladies across the street. We did okay--not great, but okay--in school.
“Of the four parents, the wrath of his father (wielded on me, too) was the hardest to bear.
“But even his father understood that his oldest son had been doing a man’s job since he was 10, and done it thoroughly and cheerfully without asking, becoming somewhat more mature than his real age, and so had to relent at least a little.
“My father was old, tired, and I wasn’t aware of it, already dying.
“My mother was the “talk,†rather than the “hit†sort of disciplinarian, but this son of hers being deaf, well--
“And also, she was far more preoccupied about my father, and about the futures of my younger brother and myself (the older brothers and sisters, being considerably older than us, had already gone away to college, into careers, married, had kids, all that).
“In the end, it was his mother who decided the issue, out of sheer exhaustion more than anything else.
“As she once told my mother, ’Well, at least we know they’re not out drinking or using drugs or getting girls pregnant, so we have to trust them….whatever it is they’re doing out there.’â€
to be continued, when something gets around to happening