Defining Mitt Romney: According To BIG BRObama

[Ausonius]

After watching ads about Romney (and occasionally Ryan) from MAObama and his minions, here is what America knows about Mitt Romney.

1. He is rich!  And it is bad to be rich, because apparently you become rich only by being a crook.

2. He has rich friends.  And it is bad to have rich friends, because they are all crooks too, and apparently have a scheme of some sort because...

3. Romney and his rich friends (like Donald Trump, whose airplane somehow shows up in many ads about Romney) are for some reason very dissatisfied with their level of richness, and want to become richer by taking tax money from poor and average Americans. 

Why BIG BRObama cannot just arrest Romney and his fat-cat friends right now for conspiracy I have no idea!  Because the Romney plot becomes even worse! 

4. He wants your parents' and grandparents' Social Security and Medicare Money!!!!  They will get sick and die, and he will just fly around in a plane that is always shadowed by Donald Trump's plane, and both of them will use YOUR RELATIVES' MONEY to fuel the engines! 

How evil can you get?  You might think Romney's plan for America ends here.

"But wait!  There's more!"

5. He wants YOU to be unemployed!  Romney practiced putting businesses into bankruptcy and making thousands of people unemployed: he sent their jobs to India and China or just killed them...forever!  And when he was governor of Massachusetts, he made sure that Massachusetts "dropped to 47th" in job creation, even though it really rose to 47th from 50th!!!

How he accomplished that trick remains a mystery worthy of Houdini or even Scooby-Doo!   

And now...the worst and evilest part of the scheme ever!!!   

His dissatisfaction must be very very very deep and psychological, because...

6. He wants to steal your sexual pleasure!!! 

Yes!!!  Romney will REFUSE your right to have guilt-less, baby-free, taxpayer funded sex!  A right guaranteed in the 57th Amendment!  Apparently Romney has a secret plan to steal and keep Americans' sexual pleasure for himself and his rich friends!

So please explain to me: WHY is Romney allowed to live in America?  Why is he not in jail?  Or deported?

And feel free to list any more of his plans...as revealed by the ads from Fearless Leader From Behind, BIG BRObama!!!

[JohnnyReb]

...and here I thought it was old age and mother nature stealing my sexual pleasure.

They've converted me.....I'M VOTING FOR OBAMA!...........

[Ausonius]

...and here I thought it was old age and mother nature stealing my sexual pleasure.

They've converted me.....I'M VOTING FOR OBAMA!...........

Heh-heh!      That's what they are hoping for!

Update: another Dem ad popped up this morning giving more "unsight" into Mitt Romney.

This morning I learned that malicious Mitt wants to fire teachers and crowd students into classrooms to guarantee them a bad education!

Of course, when you have a 1:15 teacher-student ratio already, like in Chicago, and Fourth Graders are still illiterate, what difference would it make?   

On the Dems and sexuality and women:

A great contradiction exists today, because the same government which supposedly wants to protect "Women's Rights" is the same one usurping the role of women as nurturers through the steroidalistic growth of The Nanny State. Many people do not see this, but take one question as an example: who is watching very young children daily more and more? State-paid teachers and bureaucrats in day-care centers and pseudo-schools. To be sure, this has become an economic necessity, because often the mothers are unmarried, but...why are they unmarried? Is it because of the "compassion" shown by The Nanny State and its support of shame-free guilt-free sexual behavior?

[docstew]

Heh-heh!      That's what they are hoping for!

Update: another Dem ad popped up this morning giving more "unsight" into Mitt Romney.

This morning I learned that malicious Mitt wants to fire teachers and crowd students into classrooms to guarantee them a bad education!

Of course, when you have a 1:15 teacher-student ratio already, like in Chicago, and Fourth Graders are still illiterate, what difference would it make?   

On the Dems and sexuality and women:

A great contradiction exists today, because the same government which supposedly wants to protect "Women's Rights" is the same one usurping the role of women as nurturers through the steroidalistic growth of The Nanny State. Many people do not see this, but take one question as an example: who is watching very young children daily more and more? State-paid teachers and bureaucrats in day-care centers and pseudo-schools. To be sure, this has become an economic necessity, because often the mothers are unmarried, but...why are they unmarried? Is it because of the "compassion" shown by The Nanny State and its support of shame-free guilt-free sexual behavior?

I keep seeing the one where he wants to increase taxes on the middle class so millionaires can have a tax cut... Heartless bastard robbing from teh poor and giving to the rich.

[JohnnyReb]

I keep seeing the one where he wants to increase taxes on the middle class so millionaires can have a tax cut... Heartless bastard robbing from teh poor and giving to the rich.

...and no mention of how Obamacare taxes everyone.

[Ausonius]

...and no mention of how Obamacare taxes everyone.

SHHH!  Not so loud!

That silence on MAObamaCare is a failure of the Romney campaign so far...and the clock is ticking!

I saw trade-war-protectionist ad about China from the Romney campaign.

How big of an issue is that?!  This is Ohio, and probably they thought that a "jobs-to-China" might convince somebody that BIG BRObama should be replaced.  But by now most people know that jobs to India or China or wherever is a result of the expanding world market, and that protectionism leads to higher prices and shortages...and subsidizes companies

There are much much bigger things which need emphasis: $1,000,000,000,000 + deficits EVERY YEAR (and use those zeroes rather than the word "trillion" which is too easy to blip over) and impending national bankruptcy, deflation/inflation, and the deterioration of America.