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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2012, 06:32:48 PM »
Rachel Corrie gave her life to be a be a lesson to the DUmmies of what happens when one vs. reality. Reality wins every time.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2012, 06:39:50 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on August 28, 2012, 06:32:48 PM
Rachel Corrie gave her life to be a be a lesson to the DUmmies of what happens when one vs. reality. Reality wins every time.
Whatever you sow, so shall you reap.
Rachel sided with terrorists and murderers. She justified killing the innocent. Is anyone surprised that death was the natural outcome of her actions?

I hope you DUmmies lurking here learn something from all this.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2012, 07:21:27 PM »
I also heard that poor Rachel went from 5'4" before her tragic accident, to 8'1" afterward.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2012, 08:08:57 PM »
She could be used as a flying carpet.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2012, 11:32:38 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 28, 2012, 08:08:57 PM
She could be used as a flying carpet.

The DUmmie womyn would really eat that up!
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #55 on: August 29, 2012, 12:29:31 AM »
Rachel was a hard worker who kept her nose to the gristmill.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #56 on: August 29, 2012, 01:14:03 AM »
Ya'll are terrible!  :lmao:

I went to high school with Rachel.  I had the biggest crush on her
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #57 on: August 29, 2012, 01:18:53 AM »
Quote from: Red October on August 29, 2012, 01:14:03 AM
Ya'll are terrible!  :lmao:

I went to high school with Rachel.  I had the biggest crush on her

Was she FLATtered by your attention?
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #58 on: August 29, 2012, 01:20:01 AM »
How about some respect for a founding member of the flat earth society ?
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #59 on: August 29, 2012, 01:29:30 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 29, 2012, 01:18:53 AM
Was she FLATtered by your attention?

Hey, make fun of me if you want, but she was a lot more attractive back when she was three dimensional
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #60 on: August 29, 2012, 06:40:48 AM »
I bet the DUmmies are chuckling on the inside reading this.  Rachel was always good at the horizontal bop  :-)
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #61 on: August 29, 2012, 07:20:29 AM »
Have you tried the Rachel Corrie diet plan?

It's guaranteed to take inched off of your waist.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #62 on: August 29, 2012, 07:23:01 AM »
I bet the weight of the world on her shoulders felt light compared to that dozer.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #63 on: August 29, 2012, 07:58:57 AM »
She was on track, literally.  :-)
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #64 on: August 29, 2012, 08:02:48 AM »
Quote from: Red October on August 29, 2012, 01:29:30 AM
Hey, make fun of me if you want, but she was a lot more attractive back when she was three dimensional

Well don't keep us in suspense did you get her flat on her back?
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #65 on: August 29, 2012, 08:08:09 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 08:02:48 AM
Well don't keep us in suspense did you get her flat on her back?

Yeh but it was the same story with all his other's.  She dozed off.  :rimshot:
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #66 on: August 29, 2012, 08:31:40 AM »
Quote from: Gina on August 29, 2012, 07:58:57 AM
She was on track, literally.  :-)

Nice!  :lol:

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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #67 on: August 29, 2012, 08:36:00 AM »
Quote from: Red October on August 29, 2012, 01:29:30 AM
Hey, make fun of me if you want, but she was a lot more attractive back when she was three dimensional

I don't know, from the pictures she looks pretty flat then too...  :fuelfire:
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #68 on: August 29, 2012, 08:45:54 AM »
Quote from: docstew on August 29, 2012, 08:36:00 AM
I don't know, from the pictures she looks pretty flat then too...  :fuelfire:

Now she's a 18 AAAAAAAAA
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #69 on: August 29, 2012, 08:51:03 AM »
They say she spilled her guts right before she died.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #70 on: August 29, 2012, 08:59:04 AM »
Quote from: Gina on August 29, 2012, 08:08:09 AM
Yeh but it was the same story with all his other's.  She dozed off.  :rimshot:

Well I guess it appeared they were not on the same track then.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #71 on: August 29, 2012, 09:07:56 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on August 29, 2012, 08:59:04 AM
Well I guess it appeared they were not on the same track then.

She had a one track mind.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #72 on: August 29, 2012, 09:09:40 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 29, 2012, 09:07:56 AM
She had a one track mind.

Yeh, she liked to lay around  :hyper:
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #73 on: August 29, 2012, 09:34:45 AM »
Quote from: Gina on August 29, 2012, 09:09:40 AM
Yeh, she liked to lay around  :hyper:

On the bright side no more crushing debt from her student loans.
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Re: The Jooooooooooo who flattened Rachel Corrie is judged innocent
« Reply #74 on: August 29, 2012, 09:55:14 AM »
Rachel Corrie isn't going to be anyone's doormat...oh..wait.
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