I've been throwing around an idea in the head, this being the slow season for me (usually I make enough money during income-tax season to pay all the bills for the next several months, and so slack off), about a cookbook for primitives.
The primitives are always concerned about high grocery prices (but oddly, not about the excess windfall profits of the marijuana industry), and so I've been thinking along the lines of recipes that are simple, no more than five or six ingredients, the ingredients dirt-cheap, and.....where fiber is measured in kg, not mg.
I already gave an example of this; government-made,
socialist government-made, all-natural-ingredients, bread, which should surely please the primitives.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=7045.0A few weeks ago, I got done reading Sigmund Freud on the interpretation of dreams, which was rough going, and then turned to Sigmund Freud on bad management of the bowels being responsible for nearly all psychiatric and psychological malfunctions.
The guy was a walking one-man library on the subject.
I was always sort of aware this might be a pervasive problem with the primitives and their primitive ailments, but could never articulate it until I started reading Freud on the matter.
For example, when Pedro Picasso showed up at the other place a couple of years ago, one could immediately grasp that his rectal aperture had been permanently sewn shut, causing him to act all pissy and hostile.
The guy was so stuffed he made the inside of a Thanksgiving turkey took vacant.
Substantial fiber in the diet, apparently, can do a lot for unclogging a personality and a mentality.
And there are of course physical, in addition to personal, benefits of fiber.
There is a common allegation that the primitives use Cheetos as a main staple of their diets, but after examining what are, allegedly, photographs of the primitives themselves, it's more evident, really, that chocolates more so than Cheetos are the main staple in many primitive diets. The subway cat, the biboobsbaby primitive, and the greedy thorn primitive, for example, all look as if they chomp on chocolate eclairs as if popcorn, and it probably wouldn't hurt the Leona Helmsley of DUmmieland (the "flyarm" primitive) and the maharani primitive (the "lioness" primitive) to lay off the stuff, too.
So that's what I'm trying to do; I'd like to compile a cookbook for primitives, the most important thing being that the foods are high in fiber, or roughage, so as to unclog the evacutory ends of the primitives' alimentary canals, causing the primitives to become better, happier, and contributing members of society.
If anybody has any high-fiber recipes, please post them in the "Recipes" forum here, and I will pass them onto the primitives for the Great Common Good of Humanity.
