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Offline Ballygrl

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You've got to be freaking kidding me
« on: August 30, 2011, 09:15:34 AM »
Unemployment is how high?

Debt is how high?

The Misery Index is how high?

I'm sitting here cutting out my coupons to save money, even though I shop at Aldi's mostly now to save money I still check the circulars to see if there's a good sale on something I have a coupon for. So I'm going through the coupons and they have advertisements in there for products to order, and look what I see:



Seriously?
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 09:30:53 AM »
Probably a ReThug owns the company... :-)
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 09:32:55 AM »
LOL, I think the shirt should say The Birth of Dopes!
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 09:35:21 AM »
That's in a current circular?  I remember when this doll came out, it was late 2008.  All this is, is some poor businessman trying to unload waaaayy excessive inventory.   :lmao: :rotf:

I just knew all that Obama shit was going to collect dust, rather than priceless value.  I'll bet people are too embarrassed to put it out in garage sales at rock-bottom prices.  
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 09:40:05 AM »
How realistic is it? Does it poop all over the place, wet it's pants, say something stupid?
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 09:49:47 AM »
Does it come with a Birth Certificate of Hope?
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2011, 09:56:11 AM »
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All this is, is some poor businessman trying to unload waaaayy excessive inventory.   
 

It'll end up at the .98 store, then in the trash where it belongs.

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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2011, 09:59:04 AM »
Same playbook, year after, after year, after year..........................
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2011, 09:59:30 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 30, 2011, 09:32:55 AM
LOL, I think the shirt should say The Birth of Dopes!

That's good, or:

The Birf of Hope

The Dearth of Hope

The Biggest Dope.
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2011, 10:41:50 AM »
Quote from: Karin on August 30, 2011, 09:35:21 AM
That's in a current circular?  I remember when this doll came out, it was late 2008.  All this is, is some poor businessman trying to unload waaaayy excessive inventory.   :lmao: :rotf:

I just knew all that Obama shit was going to collect dust, rather than priceless value.  I'll bet people are too embarrassed to put it out in garage sales at rock-bottom prices.  

Yes, it was in the circular from this past weekend.
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2011, 10:43:17 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 30, 2011, 09:40:05 AM
How realistic is it? Does it poop all over the place, wet it's pants, say something stupid?

:lmao:
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2011, 10:45:19 AM »
You guys are :lmao:!

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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2011, 11:42:50 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 30, 2011, 09:40:05 AM
How realistic is it? Does it poop all over the place, wet it's pants, say something stupid?

Yep, definitely into the terrible twos
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2011, 11:47:53 AM »
It requires a teleprompter if you expect it to speak.  Otherwise, it just babbles and smokes cigarettes.
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2011, 12:24:02 PM »
The tag says, "Made In Kenya".
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2011, 12:24:32 PM »
Normally, I'm pro-life, but I wish that particular baby had been aborted.
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2011, 01:21:56 PM »
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2011, 01:54:58 PM »
I find the "Birth of Hope" bullshit to be extremely insulting considering what our founders went through to make this nation free. All the Kenyan jackass did was win a ****ing popularity contest.  :bird:
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2011, 03:40:34 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on August 30, 2011, 01:54:58 PM
I find the "Birth of Hope" bullshit to be extremely insulting considering what our founders went through to make this nation free. All the Kenyan jackass did was win a ****ing popularity contest.  :bird:

After the election I had to listen to fools talking about the Hope they had because Obama was elected, I had enough and I finally said "Everyone always has Hope, it's in every person and you don't need someone to bring it out in you". Idiots!
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2011, 06:21:10 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 30, 2011, 12:24:02 PM
The tag says, "Made In Kenya".
Checked the tag.
It said "Assembled in the USA, from parts made in Kenya and various Eureopean countries".
Only took one screw.  :whatever:  :-)
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2011, 06:26:13 PM »
Does it speak Austrian? 
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2011, 06:31:11 PM »
Quote from: sybilll on August 30, 2011, 06:26:13 PM
Does it speak Austrian?

:lmao:

Can it recite all 57 States?
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2011, 06:35:11 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 30, 2011, 06:31:11 PM
:lmao:

Can it recite all 57 States?

Maybe it will grow up to be a coreman and fight in Pockeeston
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2011, 11:32:10 PM »
does it eat peas?
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Re: You've got to be freaking kidding me
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2011, 05:13:05 AM »
Quote from: Skul on August 30, 2011, 06:21:10 PM
Checked the tag.
It said "Assembled in the USA, from parts made in Kenya and various Eureopean countries".
Only took one screw.  :whatever:  :-)

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