I'll just state my position on the matter. Gay Marriage? No.****ing.Way. Civil unions? Not a problem; knock yourself out. I do, however, think the government should get out of the damn marriage business to begin with. The Fair Tax would alleviate a lot of that shit.
What I DO have a problem with is the movement. Yes, we spend WAY more money proportionally on AIDs research than we do research towards cancer, diabetes, and other diseases. This is bullshit and brought about by a radical, left-wing ideology. AIDS is preventable. I'd also like for them to stop throwing that shit up in my face. Gay Pride parades? I DO NOT GIVE A ****! You're gay. Who cares. Sit down and shut the **** about it already. You want to be taken seriously? Stop parading your assless chaps down Peachtree in Atlanta. You're showing to the world that your culture is one based in hedonism and freakishness. I have two friends who are gay. They live in my neighborhood. They've been together for about 20 years. You would NEVER be able to tell they were gay because it's not something they feel they have to express to get attention. To them they're gay, they live their lives, and they don't give a damn what anyone thinks. If most gay people felt this way, there would BE no problem.
All in all, you wanna be gay, fine. No problem. I do not care. Now stop forcing it onto me as if I'm SUPPOSED to care.
P.S. no way in hell would Brokedick Mountain have been given an Oscar if it hadn't been about to gay Sheepboys, turning it into a rally cry for the left.