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Offline Alpha Mare

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New Rules for Campaigning in Mexico
« on: July 09, 2010, 11:02:08 AM »

During debates no mudslinging or antagonizing your opponent, however grenades and assault rifles are allowed.


The one with the more bullet holes on their vehicle or themselves will determine the popularity polls.


It will be prohibited to denigrate the character of an opponent or defame their good name, but ambushes with deadly weapons are permissible.


Only 10 narcomantas, er,,,, campaign signs a day.


http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2010/07/new-rules-for-campaigning-in-mexico.html
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