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Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« on: February 23, 2008, 08:23:58 PM »
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liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ.

Yes, Jesus. He stood for all the things the repubs hate. Forgiveness, tolerance, inclusion, and acceptance ?

Not to mention, Peace Love and Understanding. 

You act like those are liberal values.  Democratic Underground is evidence that they are not.
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2008, 08:30:31 PM »
Do these imbeciles realize that according to theologians the Jesus of the NT is the same God as the OT?

Liberals hate the God of the OT...especially His chosen people.
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Ch
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2008, 08:37:08 PM »
Some Conservatives worship the Son of God. All conservatives believe in a system of values, and we recognize good and evil.

Liberals worship themselves/govt. They cannot recognize good and evil.

So who's gonna burn in the end?
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2008, 08:50:02 PM »
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liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ.

Yes, Jesus. He stood for all the things the repubs hate. Forgiveness, tolerance, inclusion, and acceptance ?

Not to mention, Peace Love and Understanding.

What He proclaimed was forgiveness of our natural sinful state if we accept His sacrifice for it.

That requires a recognition that we as humans are imperfect and a need to take responsibility for our actions and lives.

These concepts are an evil to DUmmies so they can take their pseudo religious piety and stick it.

They have no knowledge of Jesus the Saviour nor do they want to,that is a choice that God allows all mankind,but Jesus was not a marxist/socialist and to portray him as such is flat out ignorance or a despicable lie.

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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Ch
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2008, 09:00:22 PM »
Only a bunch of anti-Christian assholes like the DUmp would make Jesus a political figure.
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Ch
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2008, 09:18:26 PM »
Quote from: TheSarge on February 23, 2008, 09:00:22 PM
Only a bunch of anti-Christian assholes like the DUmp would make Jesus a political figure.

And a liberal to boot. :jerkit:
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2008, 09:23:12 PM »
The only real liberal in the Bible is satan.  Liberals have been using satan's playbook for centuries.
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Ch
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2008, 09:27:38 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 23, 2008, 08:30:31 PM
Do these imbeciles realize that according to theologians the Jesus of the NT is the same God as the OT?

Liberals hate the God of the OT...especially His chosen people.

But when they can find something they think they can use to bash Fundie Rethuglicans with...suddenly their past statements on religion and their hatred of it don't matter anymore.
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The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years.  The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Ch
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2008, 10:11:21 PM »
I hate to tell you Dummies, but just because you believe in Jesus, doesn't mean you can forget about The Father.

John 2:23 "Yet a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, for they are the kind of worshipers the Father seeks. God is spirit, and his worshipers must worship in spirit and in truth."
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2008, 10:23:11 PM »
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Posted by Blarch on Sat Feb-23-08 07:41 PM

liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ.

Jesus was for abortion, condoned sexual habits roughly equivalent to those of a stray dog, would eschew helping people who live under murdering tyrants because it's "none of our business", and considered forcibly removing the property of one and giving it to another, "charity"? Who knew?

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Yes, Jesus. He stood for all the things the repubs hate. Forgiveness, tolerance, inclusion, and acceptance ?

Not to mention, Peace Love and Understanding.

I'm all for those things. I'm just not willing to appease murderers or get my head sawed off in order to achieve them. Somehow, I don't think Jesus expects me to either.

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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Ch
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2008, 10:54:43 PM »
It's always amusing to watch the DUmmies try to talk about Christianity and the Bible.  They strut around like they know it so well, but then open their mouths (figuratively speaking) and prove otherwise.
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2008, 11:02:50 PM »
Why do DUmmies worship Che Guevara who knew nothing about peace.  Loved no one but himself.  And understood nothing but violence and coercion?

Oh, wait, that is more or less what the DUmmies.

Nevermind.
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2008, 11:04:55 PM »
Why do DUmb****s worship communism, which killed 100 million people?
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2008, 11:15:47 PM »
In many ways, DU'ers are the reactionaries. Liberal means someone who brings on change and the DU'ers are so obessessd with the status quo. They don't like change. They won't change themselves for one.
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 12:28:31 AM »
Last time I checked the bible it didn't say a thing about Jesus voting for Ted Kennedy or anyone like him. In fact I'm pretty certain that when God was pissed off enough he gave everyone fair warning and then nuked Soddam and Gomorrah right out of exsistance. A liberal would have just stood there and watched the debauchery continue or joined in.
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2008, 12:42:14 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 24, 2008, 12:28:31 AM
Last time I checked the bible it didn't say a thing about Jesus voting for Ted Kennedy or anyone like him. In fact I'm pretty certain that when God was pissed off enough he gave everyone fair warning and then nuked Soddam and Gomorrah right out of exsistance. A liberal would have just stood there and watched the debauchery continue or joined in.

The liberals I've seen would make excuses for Soddom and Gomorrah's behavior.  After all, it's not THEIR fault. :whatever:
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Ch
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2008, 12:58:26 AM »
Quote from: Chris on February 24, 2008, 12:42:14 AM
Quote from: Airwolf on February 24, 2008, 12:28:31 AM
Last time I checked the bible it didn't say a thing about Jesus voting for Ted Kennedy or anyone like him. In fact I'm pretty certain that when God was pissed off enough he gave everyone fair warning and then nuked Soddam and Gomorrah right out of exsistance. A liberal would have just stood there and watched the debauchery continue or joined in.

The liberals I've seen would make excuses for Soddom and Gomorrah's behavior.  After all, it's not THEIR fault. :whatever:

Exactly. Plus, there's nothing that occurred in Sodom and Gomorrah that liberals have a problem with. If God had delayed its destruction for just a few more verses, we probably would have read about the Sodomites giving away military recruiters' parking spots to Code Pink.
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Ch
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2008, 01:33:42 AM »
Quote from: XL on February 24, 2008, 12:58:26 AM
Exactly. Plus, there's nothing that occurred in Sodom and Gomorrah that liberals have a problem with.

Correction: there is ONE thing they have a problem with.

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But he insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate.  Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house.  They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them."

Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing.  Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof."

They have no problem with the fags in Sodom wanting to have forced buttsecks with a couple of God's holy angels, but bring up Lot offering his daughters to the buttrape mob and they have conniptions (without ever actually understanding the passage).
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2008, 09:58:36 AM »
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liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ.

Yes, Jesus. He stood for all the things the repubs hate. Forgiveness, tolerance, inclusion, and acceptance ?

Not to mention, Peace Love and Understanding.
Ummm...
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2008, 11:48:16 AM »
Jesus was a liberal in the true sense that be brought on change. Jesus was a classical liberal, not the ones who call themselves one. The DU'ers are the oppposite of classic liberalism
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2008, 12:49:12 PM »
Quote from: Attero Dominatus on February 23, 2008, 11:04:55 PM
Why do DUmb****s worship communism, which killed 100 million people?

They're either evil or stupid, and I'm guessing the first.
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2008, 01:50:05 PM »
Are those idiots familiar at all with the New Testament?  :whatever:
 

Jesus wasn't a new-age hippie.
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2008, 01:53:47 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on February 24, 2008, 01:50:05 PM
Are those idiots familiar at all with the New Testament?  :whatever:
 

Jesus wasn't a new-age hippie.

Sure they are, they've read at least 15 or 20 verses of it.   :-)
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2008, 02:14:12 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on February 24, 2008, 01:53:47 PM
Sure they are, they've read at least 15 or 20 verses of it.   :-)
The Gospel According the Cliff Notes, I'm sure.

If Jesus was such a lib why'd he say even the thought of sexual sin was morally the same as sinning? Wouldn't such language give the libs fits or do they seem to think "turn the other cheek" has a San Francisco bathhouse connotation?
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Re: Why do Repubs worship the biggest liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2008, 02:43:58 PM »
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Posted by Blarch on Sat Feb-23-08 07:41 PM

liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ.

Yes, Jesus. He stood for all the things the repubs hate. Forgiveness, tolerance, inclusion, and acceptance ?

Not to mention, Peace Love and Understanding.

Blarch says Jesus 'existed' like he/she doesn't believe He really did.
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