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Offline RuralNc

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UGP - wrote a poem.
« on: February 09, 2023, 07:04:08 PM »
Spoiler alert, someone is insane.  :mental:

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A poem I wrote today.

This is tedium.

Day after day,always the same.

It hurts the soul to live in solitary as your will to exist ebbs away as to almost go unnoticed. Ethereal mischief in the corners of your eyes stir to be seen, you know its the side effects of isolation.

However it is a strange vantage point to be in.

My thoughts are muted,my mind is fading what once brought solace brings anxiety.

Time moves painfully slow but way too fast,living like an insect trapped in amber watching the tumultuous world.

The path to sanity and community are blocked for want of transportation without panic attacks awaiting the death of robber barons to build another way.

Is there even a way out of this shit show of unaffordable ticky tacky houses small lots sectioned by fences concealing mean parents, loveless marriages and children wanting to die on rented time.

Large verdant empty lawns on life support made of petrol chemicals and wasted water. Does it make you feel better than the weeds?

They say the political will to make it better isn't there as comfortable conservatives sit hatefully oblivious as they grow bolder with dead ended ideas they bark and bark thrilled by the latest outrage they manufacture for each other.

Where is a home,without you,Nazi?

A ghastly sickness has metastasized,restless
just under the veneer of sanity ruled by bloated ticks with no sense of what is right and wrong.

Preening posers with noisy mouths and ugly hearts drown out the minute voices of discontent and dreams of lives that could be. There are solutions that the past refuses to let happen in the name of ceasing change.

Systematically it is designed crush with stress by those so afraid and startlingly ignorant who still insist we must let these bloated ticks full of our tears and sweat consume all the days of our lives.

Still I am here. A little cat standing by a 4 lane highway of fast cars and murder trucks made of hurry up,and screaming stop !!!

Why?

The ache goes deep.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here...

And silence covers the sky.

So im guessing therapy didnt go well today? Did the other inmates make choking symbols at you again? Did the bus driver laugh at you again? Did you fall outside your apartment again, cracking your noggin open. Again?
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2023, 08:01:29 PM »
Well UGP, I quote from that fountain of wisdom, Deteriorata:

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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2023, 02:08:11 AM »
It seeked and did not find the demon seed that satisfied.  Go fish DUmmy.
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2023, 07:13:55 AM »
He needs some hearts and healing black light  :lmao:
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2023, 08:14:10 AM »
Murder trucks?  WTF.

DUmmie there is one solution to all your problems.
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2023, 10:06:18 AM »
Quote from: RuralNc on February 09, 2023, 07:04:08 PM
Spoiler alert, someone is insane.  :mental:


uh oh, lookout Drunken NancyGregg....  someones gunning for your points!
i also found it amusing that this defect integrated as many DU terms and phrases as it could for extra credit.
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2023, 10:34:33 AM »
Weird, if they hadn't prefaced it by saying it was a poem, I wouldn't have been able to distinguish it from most of the long-winded DU posts.
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2023, 11:27:33 AM »
Readers Digest version...

"No one will give me free shit so I can live as a ****ed up freak  :bawl:"
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2023, 03:43:05 PM »
Needs more "aching seed".
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2023, 05:54:37 PM »
I think that I shall never see
A DUmmy so DUmb as UGPEE

UGPEE so DUmb all around
it smacked its face into the ground
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2023, 07:26:00 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on February 10, 2023, 05:54:37 PM
I think that I shall never see
A DUmmy so DUmb as UGPEE

UGPEE so DUmb all around
it smacked its face into the ground

Clever  CMD :clap:  :clap: ...

Bet she doesn't even know what you did there!!!
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2023, 08:06:38 PM »
Ya know, I started thinking. Maybe UGP is in trouble, trying to send a coded message? I decided to use the first letter of each line....

T DIE I H M T TILT WA J P C S S W T W I A

Hmm..  DIE and TILT.

The mystery of this poem deepens. (Cue the Law & Order Music)
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2023, 09:02:38 PM »
After forcing myself to read that whole steaming puddle from the cat box, I find myself strangely drawn to CalPiggy's poetry.

Or icepicks thru my eyes. That actually sounds preferable, now that I think about it.
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2023, 12:33:01 AM »
the seed that aches is the seed in need.  this poor DUmmy needs a money shot.  No volunteers firehosen Dummys have stepped up.
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2023, 07:08:37 AM »
Just thought of something for UGP to do to help herself ...

Perhaps she needs to clean out her litter box!   :-)

Plus, when was the last time she scrubbed out the litterbox, before replacing it with fresh litter?

Such a cat!!!   :rotf:
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2023, 01:04:25 PM »
Im liking the fact that even the morons of the DUmp have no interest in getting tangled up in this cry for help. One lone response which is the equivalent of an "attaboy".. or "attagirl".. or ?"attacat"?..

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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2023, 01:37:20 PM »
As Bob Barker used to recommend, always spay or neuter your pets. Seems applicable to UCP.
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2023, 10:27:54 PM »
Every post I read from UGP makes me wonder if some of us are still evolving while crap like UPG devolve into the gutter, the ones that rely upon their betters to take care of them.
Dang, it sounds like a typical DU island occupant.
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2023, 10:29:57 PM »
UGP could afford many tubes of dental glue for every dozen of times it takes its dentures out for each twenty dollar "aching seed sessions" in the back alley.  Excluding tips.
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2023, 05:08:19 AM »
Just another whiny UGP rant blaming everyone but itself for all its own problems.
Only difference is, this one is behind the framework of a talentless, pretentious, dime- a- dozen attempt at poetry.
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2023, 08:55:54 PM »
This is a good place to drop this:


https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216584251#post15

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15. I am asexual

Sex is to me not enjoyable,I prefer to not have sex to me I would rather do other things like do art or watch tv.. Sex is not fundamental to everyone. There are a lot of asexual people,not just me.


Not sure if this is widely known or not...but it does explain a lot.
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2023, 01:04:17 AM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on February 18, 2023, 08:55:54 PM
This is a good place to drop this:


https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216584251#post15


Not sure if this is widely known or not...but it does explain a lot.

In order to have sex UP would need to find a partner.  Fat chance of that!
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Re: UGP - wrote a poem.
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2023, 10:16:34 AM »
Quote from: DUmpDiver on February 19, 2023, 01:04:17 AM
In order to have sex UP would need to find a partner.  Fat chance of that!

And if she really could find a "partner" as weird as she is  ...

Just what kind of mother,  would she be to the resulting kittens?  Poor things!   :-)

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« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2023, 10:35:06 AM »
Quote from: ABC-2 on February 19, 2023, 10:16:34 AM
And if she really could find a "partner" as weird as she is  ...

Just what kind of mother,  would she be to the resulting kittens?  Poor things!   :-)

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Will we have a 'I was raped and the perp used catnip' bouncy coming in the future?

 :lmao:
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« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2023, 10:39:45 AM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on February 19, 2023, 10:35:06 AM
Will we have a 'I was raped and the perp used catnip' bouncy coming in the future?

 :lmao:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Another :hi5:  CMD!!!

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