DUmmies Continue Planning For Defeat - Make Alarming Threats

[GOBUCKS]

QuestionAll  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-03-08 12:45 PM
Original message
so what's the plan when this one gets stolen in november too...?
we thought it was in the bag in 200 and 2004- and it was...for THEM.
if mccain/palin/rove prevail in november, what are people's contingency plans...fight or flight or dejected resignation?

in an 'invasion of the body-snatchers' scenario, there's always the option of just joining the pod people...but in the case of a fundie-right takeover...well...let's just say that i don't have any room in my budget for a total frontal lobotomy. as i'm disabled, we can't really afford to flee, and there aren't too many countries that are willing to offer citizenship/safe haven to full-fledged burdens on society.

fight? been there done that:
(this is us/our banner from 6:36 into fahrenheit 9/11)


i don't think i have another 4 year worth of energy to fight anything left in me- especially when i've seen how very little it's been able to accomplish since jimmy carter was pillaged. just ask patco.

i just don't know how/if i'm going to be able to cope with more of the same for another 4 years...
but i'll have to try.

anyone else?
contingency plans?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3913280
This is followed by several silly posts about leaving, including a remarkable plan for a bicycle caravan to Belize.
Then comes the ultimate threat:

Viva_Daddy  (50 posts)      Wed Sep-03-08 01:03 PM
Response to Original message
4. Marching in the streets; work stoppages; letters to the editor
 These are my suggestions, off the top of my head. The main "message" to make publicly is that we will not cooperate with illegal administrations that can only get elected by stealing elections. If "We The People" won't cooperate and won't work for "the man", they can't run the government.

 

DUmmy Viva_Daddy, although a newbie, threatens to use the DUmmy weapon of mass destruction: Letters To The Editor. The Big One. Surely they would not dare. Please, god, no! Not letters to the editor!

[Chris_]

Viva_Daddy  (50 posts)      Wed Sep-03-08 01:03 PM
Response to Original message
4. Marching in the streets; work stoppages; letters to the editor
 These are my suggestions, off the top of my head. The main "message" to make publicly is that we will not cooperate with illegal administrations that can only get elected by stealing elections. If "We The People" won't cooperate and won't work for "the man", they can't run the government.

 

DUmmy Viva_Daddy, although a newbie, threatens to use the DUmmy weapon of mass destruction: Letters To The Editor. The Big One. Surely they would not dare. Please, god, no! Not letters to the editor!

The work stopages was the threat that I keyed on.  Wouldn't that mean that most of the DUmmies would actually have to GET A JOB first?  As for the rest, I guess it means that I'll have to get my own damned fries at the Burger King.

[Splashdown]

And Nov. 5 will be "not one damn dime day!"


 

[BannedFromDU]

Ooooh, color me terrified...they're going to put Operation Jack Shit into motion:


1. Call to march on Washington;
2. Make excuse why they cannot march on Washington, send beam of healing white light to all 26 actual marchers;
3. Send beam of yellow light into filthy commode in preparation for #4;
4. Prepare Letters to Editors;
5. Ignore scores of squiggly red lines under final draft of Letters to Editor;
6. Post Letters to Editors on DU for approval;
7. Post obligatory reply to the latest "why isn't George Bush in prison for war crimes" post from Philosoraptor;
8. Become agitated when no one recs Letters to Editor - post followup screed;
9. See neighbors chatting amiably outside window - make up story about converting them both;
10. Post made-up story;
11. Check Conservative Cave for pointers on style and substance re: bouncy story;
12. Lose patience with DU LTTE Proof Squad - send LTTEs anyway;
13. Check websites with information about emigrating to countries with as few dark-skinned non-English speakers as possible;
14. Become surprised and depressed at the requirements to emigrate to new country - privately kick self for dropping out of college after one semester - blame Republicans for your lack of job skills, despite your entire secondary education occurring in the Clinton Administration;
15. Make a strained, ineffective, soul-sucking effort at a bowel movement - resolve to eat something with fiber in it, and plan to drink water tomorrow;
16. Sit at computer to pour out soul on various DU Victims Groups Forums;
17. Attempt to cry actual tears over the future of the United States;
18. Hastily pack key belongings for an impulsive dive off The Grid;
19. Realize that you have neither a stick nor a bandana to hang from the stick, like all hobos have;
20. Masturbate to gyrating chick on YouPorn, who looks like she might be sort of a Lefty;
21. Decry the pharmaceutical practice of filling anti-psychotic meds only 30 days at a time, else you could hitch to Costa Rica tomorrow;
22. Put on tight black t-shirt and olive drab cargo shorts and walk to local gas station to put $20 of snack foods on gas card;
23. Fret that David Allen, aka Skinner, knows what you just did, and disapproves;
24. Check DU for new replies to LTTEs - write screed about apathy of other DUers;
25. Fall asleep in chair from the insulin spike from an entire box of Cheezits and a liter of Dr. Pepper.


Pretty close, huh DU?

[HACKSAW]

And Nov. 5 will be "not one damn dime day!"


 

Or maybe they'll send McCain and Palin pictures of their hands? 

[Texacon]

let's just say that i don't have any room in my budget for a total frontal lobotomy. as i'm disabled, we can't really afford to flee, and there aren't too many countries that are willing to offer citizenship/safe haven to full-fledged burdens on society.

At least it knows its place.

KC

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

as i'm disabled, we can't really afford to flee, and there aren't too many countries that are willing to offer citizenship/safe haven to full-fledged burdens on society.

Yeah!

If Sarah Palin really CARED about you she would have had you ABORTED...stupid fundie fascist bitch!

[Rebel]

ZOMG!!!!!! 

LTTE's?   

[DumbAss Tanker]

What's that smell....?   It smells like....  like....

FEAR!!!

 

[mamacags]

Ooooh, color me terrified...they're going to put Operation Jack Shit into motion:


1. Call to march on Washington;
2. Make excuse why they cannot march on Washington, send beam of healing white light to all 26 actual marchers;
3. Send beam of yellow light into filthy commode in preparation for #4;
4. Prepare Letters to Editors;
5. Ignore scores of squiggly red lines under final draft of Letters to Editor;
6. Post Letters to Editors on DU for approval;
7. Post obligatory reply to the latest "why isn't George Bush in prison for war crimes" post from Philosoraptor;
8. Become agitated when no one recs Letters to Editor - post followup screed;
9. See neighbors chatting amiably outside window - make up story about converting them both;
10. Post made-up story;
11. Check Conservative Cave for pointers on style and substance re: bouncy story;
12. Lose patience with DU LTTE Proof Squad - send LTTEs anyway;
13. Check websites with information about emigrating to countries with as few dark-skinned non-English speakers as possible;
14. Become surprised and depressed at the requirements to emigrate to new country - privately kick self for dropping out of college after one semester - blame Republicans for your lack of job skills, despite your entire secondary education occurring in the Clinton Administration;
15. Make a strained, ineffective, soul-sucking effort at a bowel movement - resolve to eat something with fiber in it, and plan to drink water tomorrow;
16. Sit at computer to pour out soul on various DU Victims Groups Forums;
17. Attempt to cry actual tears over the future of the United States;
18. Hastily pack key belongings for an impulsive dive off The Grid;
19. Realize that you have neither a stick nor a bandana to hang from the stick, like all hobos have;
20. Masturbate to gyrating chick on YouPorn, who looks like she might be sort of a Lefty;
21. Decry the pharmaceutical practice of filling anti-psychotic meds only 30 days at a time, else you could hitch to Costa Rica tomorrow;
22. Put on tight black t-shirt and olive drab cargo shorts and walk to local gas station to put $20 of snack foods on gas card;
23. Fret that David Allen, aka Skinner, knows what you just did, and disapproves;
24. Check DU for new replies to LTTEs - write screed about apathy of other DUers;
25. Fall asleep in chair from the insulin spike from an entire box of Cheezits and a liter of Dr. Pepper.


Pretty close, huh DU?

Snort!!!!1 H5

[jukin]

Ooooh, color me terrified...they're going to put Operation Jack Shit into motion:


1. Call to march on Washington;
2. Make excuse why they cannot march on Washington, send beam of healing white light to all 26 actual marchers;
3. Send beam of yellow light into filthy commode in preparation for #4;
4. Prepare Letters to Editors;
5. Ignore scores of squiggly red lines under final draft of Letters to Editor;
6. Post Letters to Editors on DU for approval;
7. Post obligatory reply to the latest "why isn't George Bush in prison for war crimes" post from Philosoraptor;
8. Become agitated when no one recs Letters to Editor - post followup screed;
9. See neighbors chatting amiably outside window - make up story about converting them both;
10. Post made-up story;
11. Check Conservative Cave for pointers on style and substance re: bouncy story;
12. Lose patience with DU LTTE Proof Squad - send LTTEs anyway;
13. Check websites with information about emigrating to countries with as few dark-skinned non-English speakers as possible;
14. Become surprised and depressed at the requirements to emigrate to new country - privately kick self for dropping out of college after one semester - blame Republicans for your lack of job skills, despite your entire secondary education occurring in the Clinton Administration;
15. Make a strained, ineffective, soul-sucking effort at a bowel movement - resolve to eat something with fiber in it, and plan to drink water tomorrow;
16. Sit at computer to pour out soul on various DU Victims Groups Forums;
17. Attempt to cry actual tears over the future of the United States;
18. Hastily pack key belongings for an impulsive dive off The Grid;
19. Realize that you have neither a stick nor a bandana to hang from the stick, like all hobos have;
20. Masturbate to gyrating chick on YouPorn, who looks like she might be sort of a Lefty;
21. Decry the pharmaceutical practice of filling anti-psychotic meds only 30 days at a time, else you could hitch to Costa Rica tomorrow;
22. Put on tight black t-shirt and olive drab cargo shorts and walk to local gas station to put $20 of snack foods on gas card;
23. Fret that David Allen, aka Skinner, knows what you just did, and disapproves;
24. Check DU for new replies to LTTEs - write screed about apathy of other DUers;
25. Fall asleep in chair from the insulin spike from an entire box of Cheezits and a liter of Dr. Pepper.


Pretty close, huh DU?

Snort!!!!1 H5

HI5, truly snorting coffee out my nose.  LMFAO

[BlueStateSaint]

Ooooh, color me terrified...they're going to put Operation Jack Shit into motion:


1. Call to march on Washington;
2. Make excuse why they cannot march on Washington, send beam of healing white light to all 26 actual marchers;
3. Send beam of yellow light into filthy commode in preparation for #4;
4. Prepare Letters to Editors;
5. Ignore scores of squiggly red lines under final draft of Letters to Editor;
6. Post Letters to Editors on DU for approval;
7. Post obligatory reply to the latest "why isn't George Bush in prison for war crimes" post from Philosoraptor;
8. Become agitated when no one recs Letters to Editor - post followup screed;
9. See neighbors chatting amiably outside window - make up story about converting them both;
10. Post made-up story;
11. Check Conservative Cave for pointers on style and substance re: bouncy story;
12. Lose patience with DU LTTE Proof Squad - send LTTEs anyway;
13. Check websites with information about emigrating to countries with as few dark-skinned non-English speakers as possible;
14. Become surprised and depressed at the requirements to emigrate to new country - privately kick self for dropping out of college after one semester - blame Republicans for your lack of job skills, despite your entire secondary education occurring in the Clinton Administration;
15. Make a strained, ineffective, soul-sucking effort at a bowel movement - resolve to eat something with fiber in it, and plan to drink water tomorrow;
16. Sit at computer to pour out soul on various DU Victims Groups Forums;
17. Attempt to cry actual tears over the future of the United States;
18. Hastily pack key belongings for an impulsive dive off The Grid;
19. Realize that you have neither a stick nor a bandana to hang from the stick, like all hobos have;
20. Masturbate to gyrating chick on YouPorn, who looks like she might be sort of a Lefty;
21. Decry the pharmaceutical practice of filling anti-psychotic meds only 30 days at a time, else you could hitch to Costa Rica tomorrow;
22. Put on tight black t-shirt and olive drab cargo shorts and walk to local gas station to put $20 of snack foods on gas card;
23. Fret that David Allen, aka Skinner, knows what you just did, and disapproves;
24. Check DU for new replies to LTTEs - write screed about apathy of other DUers;
25. Fall asleep in chair from the insulin spike from an entire box of Cheezits and a liter of Dr. Pepper.


Pretty close, huh DU?

Now that I cleaned the pizza off my montior . .  H5!

[comradebillyboy]

4. Marching in the streets; work stoppages; letters to the editor 
 These are my suggestions, off the top of my head. The main "message" to make publicly is that we will not cooperate with illegal administrations that can only get elected by stealing elections. If "We The People" won't cooperate and won't work for "the man", they can't run the government.

 

What do you mean 'we' white man?

[ReaganForRushmore]

Ooooh, color me terrified...they're going to put Operation Jack Shit into motion:


1. Call to march on Washington;
2. Make excuse why they cannot march on Washington, send beam of healing white light to all 26 actual marchers;
3. Send beam of yellow light into filthy commode in preparation for #4;
4. Prepare Letters to Editors;
5. Ignore scores of squiggly red lines under final draft of Letters to Editor;
6. Post Letters to Editors on DU for approval;
7. Post obligatory reply to the latest "why isn't George Bush in prison for war crimes" post from Philosoraptor;
8. Become agitated when no one recs Letters to Editor - post followup screed;
9. See neighbors chatting amiably outside window - make up story about converting them both;
10. Post made-up story;
11. Check Conservative Cave for pointers on style and substance re: bouncy story;
12. Lose patience with DU LTTE Proof Squad - send LTTEs anyway;
13. Check websites with information about emigrating to countries with as few dark-skinned non-English speakers as possible;
14. Become surprised and depressed at the requirements to emigrate to new country - privately kick self for dropping out of college after one semester - blame Republicans for your lack of job skills, despite your entire secondary education occurring in the Clinton Administration;
15. Make a strained, ineffective, soul-sucking effort at a bowel movement - resolve to eat something with fiber in it, and plan to drink water tomorrow;
16. Sit at computer to pour out soul on various DU Victims Groups Forums;
17. Attempt to cry actual tears over the future of the United States;
18. Hastily pack key belongings for an impulsive dive off The Grid;
19. Realize that you have neither a stick nor a bandana to hang from the stick, like all hobos have;
20. Masturbate to gyrating chick on YouPorn, who looks like she might be sort of a Lefty;
21. Decry the pharmaceutical practice of filling anti-psychotic meds only 30 days at a time, else you could hitch to Costa Rica tomorrow;
22. Put on tight black t-shirt and olive drab cargo shorts and walk to local gas station to put $20 of snack foods on gas card;
23. Fret that David Allen, aka Skinner, knows what you just did, and disapproves;
24. Check DU for new replies to LTTEs - write screed about apathy of other DUers;
25. Fall asleep in chair from the insulin spike from an entire box of Cheezits and a liter of Dr. Pepper.


Pretty close, huh DU?

You forgot to have the Boston Drunkard write reams and reams and reams of mindless feces only to have everyone say "huh"?

[miskie]

20. Masturbate to gyrating chick on YouPorn, who looks like she might be sort of a Tranny;

Fix0rz3d.