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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-03-08 09:47 AMOriginal message The Rude Pundit: Bristol Palin's Vagina Considered Advertisements [?]This was locked due to copyright considerations, so here it is in all its intellectual-property-compliant glory. Four paragraphs for DU kosherness.http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2008/09/bristol-palins-v... Bristol Palin's Vagina Considered:Let us pause for a moment to think about Bristol Palin's 17 year-old vagina. Don't worry, fellas and gals. The age of consent in Alaska is 16, so not only can you think away, but you don't have to worry that 18 year-old Levi Johnston raped her statutorily. Already the governor's daughter, Bristol Palin and her vagina were thrust into a national spotlight thanks to the pure beauty queen/newscaster stupidity of her mother, Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, and the McCain campaign, which seems to act more like an agitated old man with Alzheimer's than the actual agitated old man the campaign is for. So as we think about Bristol Palin's vagina and the obvious activity it has experienced, remember that we did not ask for her vagina to be shoved in our faces. (...)What the ****'s all this shit about "decisions" and "choice"? The point of the pro-life movement is that there ought to be no choice available. High school hockey player with douchebag whiskers knocks your daughter up? She's having that ****ing baby. Because if there was ever a moment where there was a choice, that makes her *******ed pro-choice.So, really, was there ever a discussion, at any point? Did Bristol Palin ever get to say, "Papa Don't Preach"-style, "I'm keepin' my baby?" 'Cause, see, that seems at odds with the goals of Feminists for Life, of which Sarah is a proud member.Bristol Palin's vagina, which may or may not be topped by a tuft of pubic hair shaved in various shapes, is important to our national discourse for obvious reasons. Her vagina, however tight or loose it may be, reveals how degraded conservative moral beliefs actually are, as if we needed any more evidence that abstinence education is a complete failure, even from one's parents, that teenagers wanna **** and are gonna **** no matter how much you threaten disease, babies, or the stink-eye of Jesus. (...)If you ask me, this guy manages to crank up the "rude" so much it crosses back into awesome.
Should have loaned Hillary my hunting knife.........told her to cut some bait.........nawh........ Probably not big enough to cover a small bream hook.
mike_c (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-03-08 11:06 AMResponse to Original message 8. automatic rec for the rude one.... Spot ON!
Lisa's foul buddy is always on these, isn't he?Quotemike_c (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-03-08 11:06 AMResponse to Original message 8. automatic rec for the rude one.... Spot ON! Isn't this jack@$$ some kind of college professor? Just the kind I'd want presiding over a bunch of 18 year olds...
Quote from: MrsSmith on September 03, 2008, 09:21:13 PMLisa's foul buddy is always on these, isn't he?Quotemike_c (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-03-08 11:06 AMResponse to Original message 8. automatic rec for the rude one.... Spot ON! Isn't this jack@$$ some kind of college professor? Just the kind I'd want presiding over a bunch of 18 year olds... He teaches about insects. Who better?
