Everyone of those concerns you have could be remedied by GETTING A JOB!
You HAVE seen pics of this thing, right?
UghPee has mutilated itself to the point that s/h/it is damned near unemployable outside of a call center in Bangladesh. Add to that it's abrasive personality and Dog only knows how many underlying triggers for a complete psychotic episode without any kind of warning for those around s/h/it, and UghPee is quite correct in believing nobody want to be around s/h/it, let alone HIRE s/h/it for anything.