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LACKLAND AFB, TX—Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has directed all branches of the military to step up diversity efforts when it comes to working dogs in canine units. For the first time, the military-- which has always favored German Shepherds in the past-- will admit other breeds such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians."We've always had this narrow-minded view that the German Shepherd is the best dog for chasing down dangerous terrorists and sniffing out improvised explosive devices," said Austin. "But why not Chihuahuas? Why not poodles? Bringing in more dog breeds will increase our diversity-- which is the greatest strength any military can have."So far, there have been no Chihuahuas capable of taking down a 250-pound man by the arm, so the military has elected to eliminate that test altogether.
In Push For Diversity, Military Canine Units To Give Equal Opportunities To Chihuahuas (Babylon Bee)https://babylonbee.com/news/in-push-for-diversity-military-canine-units-to-give-equal-opportunities-to-chihuahuasThey need to find a source for Pit-huahuas and PitPoms, .
Now what to do with dachshunds...
NAZI bastards!
It wouldn't surprise me in the least to hear that the Bee has a mole in the Pentagon and that there's truth to this story.
And what about cats that identify as dobermans?