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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: undergroundpanther the new Elizabeth Barrett Browning
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2008, 07:19:16 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on August 04, 2008, 06:57:57 PM
I'm a she! No I'm a he!
Don't you see? Don't you see?
Not a person, but a cat!
And dare I say that is that!

I always fill up my plate
with hate piled on top of hate!
Always screamin'! Always kickin'
dreaming of the Ghost Chicken!

Living in a fuzzy haze
in the nights and in the days.
Pounding rants on a blog.
Pineapple viewing in a fog.

The days are never ever sunny.
GIVE ME! GIVE ME! More, more money!
All the repugs go to hell!!!
My brain is broke. I'm not well.

The world owes me. Owes me ALL!!!
At me feet should grovel and crawl.
Provide me housing!!! Provide me feed!!!
Read my boring, ranting screed!!!


Dam thats gud!  Publish it! 
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Re: undergroundpanther the new Elizabeth Barrett Browning
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2008, 07:26:06 PM »
A limerick, with apologies to Shade:

There once was an an Underground kitty.

Who thought living her lifestyle was shitty.

She cut off her junk, went into a funk

And daily goes looking for pity.


and Haiku:

Underground Panther,

Moods flopping like a guppy,

Time for funny farm.
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Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
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Re: undergroundpanther the new Elizabeth Barrett Browning
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2008, 04:39:06 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on August 04, 2008, 06:57:57 PM
I'm a she! No I'm a he!
Don't you see? Don't you see?
Not a person, but a cat!
And dare I say that is that!

I always fill up my plate
with hate piled on top of hate!
Always screamin'! Always kickin'
dreaming of the Ghost Chicken!

Living in a fuzzy haze
in the nights and in the days.
Pounding rants on a blog.
Pineapple viewing in a fog.

The days are never ever sunny.
GIVE ME! GIVE ME! More, more money!
All the repugs go to hell!!!
My brain is broke. I'm not well.

The world owes me. Owes me ALL!!!
At me feet should grovel and crawl.
Provide me housing!!! Provide me feed!!!
Read my boring, ranting screed!!!


 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

I've never done five pairs of them.  I humbly  :bow: to you.  Damn, you're good!

Now, I'm not only going to have to dry off the monitor from the coffee, but there's tears in my keyboard, and I have to find my asthma inhaler (laughing hard incites attacks)!

On edit, Spalshdown, you get a H5 as well as Chuck, for your use of two other forms of poetry to illustrate the madness that is the subway *****.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2008, 04:40:49 AM by BlueStateSaint »
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Re: undergroundpanther the new Elizabeth Barrett Browning
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2008, 05:52:25 AM »
He/She/It is too much of a coward to even take the Cowards Way Outâ„¢
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Re: undergroundpanther the new Elizabeth Barrett Browning
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2008, 10:11:13 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on August 04, 2008, 12:23:36 PM
She sounds suicidal

yeah, i got to this part and quit

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as if my upraised hand could halt
That bullet tearing into brain.
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Re: undergroundpanther the new Elizabeth Barrett Browning
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2008, 10:13:37 AM »
Quote from: Chris on August 04, 2008, 07:16:45 PM
:rotf: Damn, Chuck.  That was hilarious.

yeah, hi 5 on that one  :-)
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Re: undergroundpanther the new Elizabeth Barrett Browning
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2008, 10:14:39 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on August 04, 2008, 07:26:06 PM
A limerick, with apologies to Shade:

There once was an an Underground kitty.

Who thought living her lifestyle was shitty.

She cut off her junk, went into a funk

And daily goes looking for pity.


and Haiku:

Underground Panther,

Moods flopping like a guppy,

Time for funny farm.

you guys are hilarious this morning..  :-) :cheersmate:
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