Pam Dawson had a bathroom emergency

[JakeStyle]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027747939

Sat Apr 9, 2016, 12:34 AM

demtenjeep (23,021 posts)

these new bathroom laws are shit. Sometimes people just can't help it

I have severe Crohn's Disease.

Once we were in Vegas. We were staying on the old strip but playing on the main strip.

We were in a big casino maybe MGM or something when the urge propelled me toward the closest RR. Well it was closed for cleaning. I spent a few seconds trying to reassure the guy cleaning it that he could keep cleaning but i had to go then. He said he would get fired. I didn't want that at all. I asked him where the closest woman's rr I could use. Well it was clear across the room. I knew I would never make it that far without pooping my pants and having it run all down my legs (Crohn's is never normal)

My hubby said come with me and we walked to the Men's room right next to the woman RR that was being cleaned. He walked in with me and stood right in front of the door and I did my business.

I'll use what ever damn restroom I need

 

[SVPete]

And how is this relevant to anything other than dealing with such diseases?

How is a possibility of a personal emergency like that in any way analogous to the equally realistic possibility of perv males claiming to be trans-something-or-other as an opportunity for voyeurism and/or rape?

[CollectivismMustDie]

So desperate for relevence, both as individual (D)Ummies, and as the party of misfits.



CMD

[Mr Mannn]

Dear demtenjeep,
DEPENDS,

You're welcome.
Mr Mannn

[Karin]

Well well well.  This is the DOTY we used to know.  Pam in fine form. 

[BlueStateSaint]

Well well well.  This is the DOTY we used to know.  Pam in fine form.

Sure took long enough!

[JakeStyle]

More bathroom adventures from the award winning educator:

Response to Socal31 (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 9, 2016, 12:39 AM

demtenjeep (23,023 posts)

3. too late...already had two movements since I posted

and neither were solid

Response to meow2u3 (Reply #7)

Sat Apr 9, 2016, 01:01 PM

demtenjeep (23,023 posts)

8. and you don't care if it is mans or womans or clean or dirty

once I had to pull into a gas station that was very questionable. There were bars on all the windows and it just wasn't a place I would normally go to by myself ever but I had no choice. I walked through the groups of men and their very loud music found the RR. Locked the door and sat down just in time . Looked up at the door in front of me to a mirror and on it in HUGE letters it said AK-47 princess

but it was a toilet and I didn't embarrass myself!

you gotta do what you gotta do.

has no bearing on if I am a man or woman -I don't care who is in there as long as I don't embarrass me!

these now bathroom rules like NC and other places can **** off

Kansas Gov wants to put a "bounty" on if the wrong person uses the wrong stall. Try me!!!

Response to Rex (Reply #9)

Sat Apr 9, 2016, 01:21 PM

demtenjeep (23,023 posts)

11. if I needed to , I would

once about 5 years ago we were in Mexico. I needed to use the RR. Every store kept saying next door. Finally we found a bar and hubby had to buy a drink before they would let me use the RR.

All it was was a pot, no lid, no water or no paper. but it worked for me.

 

[BamaMoose]

She's the George Costanza of the DUmp:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYVBRQ7t46g[/youtube]

[67 Rover]

Sat Apr 9, 2016, 12:34 AM

demtenjeep (23,021 posts)

these new bathroom laws are shit. Sometimes people just can't help it

I have severe Crohn's Disease.

Once we were in Vegas. We were staying on the old strip but playing on the main strip.

We were in a big casino maybe MGM or something when the urge propelled me toward the closest RR. Well it was closed for cleaning. I spent a few seconds trying to reassure the guy cleaning it that he could keep cleaning but i had to go then. He said he would get fired. I didn't want that at all. I asked him where the closest woman's rr I could use. Well it was clear across the room. I knew I would never make it that far without pooping my pants and having it run all down my legs (Crohn's is never normal)

My hubby said come with me and we walked to the Men's room right next to the woman RR that was being cleaned. He walked in with me and stood right in front of the door and I did my business.

I'll use what ever damn restroom I need

Now why exactly would he have to do that?  Please explain.

[franksolich]

My question to Pamela is this: if she's so ill these sorts of things happen to her, why the Hell is she traipsing around rather than staying at home or in the hospital until she gets well?

I think a person with uncontrolled bowels is a public health hazard, and needs restrained so as to not squirt and dump it so that other people unknowingly come into some sort of physical contact with it after an inevitable "accident."

- - - - - - - - - -

But now we come to that Great Pandora's Box, intestinal disorders of the primitives.

I don't believe for a minute that Pamela is afflicted with an authentic case of that disease, mostly because of her hypochondrial conduct.  She likes to be "sick" as it gets her attention, and perhaps one time she had a bad case of running bowels, and extrapolating from that created this "affliction."

As with many primitives, all Pamela needs to do is add fiber and roughage to her diet, after which no more problems.  But she doesn't want that; she wants the attention and pity.

[BannedFromDU]

My question to Pamela is this: if she's so ill these sorts of things happen to her, why the Hell is she traipsing around rather than staying at home or in the hospital until she gets well?

I think a person with uncontrolled bowels is a public health hazard, and needs restrained so as to not squirt and dump it so that other people unknowingly come into some sort of physical contact with it after an inevitable "accident."

- - - - - - - - - -

But now we come to that Great Pandora's Box, intestinal disorders of the primitives.

I don't believe for a minute that Pamela is afflicted with an authentic case of that disease, mostly because of her hypochondrial conduct.  She likes to be "sick" as it gets her attention, and perhaps one time she had a bad case of running bowels, and extrapolating from that created this "affliction."

As with many primitives, all Pamela needs to do is add fiber and roughage to her diet, after which no more problems.  But she doesn't want that; she wants the attention and pity.

     I am willing to wager her extra chromosome that Pam doesn't have Crohn's at all; rather, she simply eats herself into diarrhea every chance she gets. Since she has no pride in herself, nor self-respect, she is willing to make up stories to make her seem sympathetic. She doesn't realize she just looks like an idiot.

[BlueStateSaint]

     I am willing to wager her extra chromosome that Pam doesn't have Crohn's at all; rather, she simply eats herself into diarrhea every chance she gets. Since she has no pride in herself, nor self-respect, she is willing to make up stories to make her seem sympathetic. She doesn't realize she just looks like an idiot.

She's got the spelling (of the illness) wrong.

[FlippyDoo]

I believe the story serves two main purposes.

2) Remind the other DUmmies she's dying of gut rot.
1) Remind the other DUmmies she's got (or had) the money to gamble in Vegas.

[BamaMoose]

Maybe her nickname should be "Biohazard".

[Delmar]

Response to Kalidurga (Reply #6)Sat Apr 9, 2016, 01:06 PM
Star Member Nye Bevan (23,719 posts)
10. So you support restroom "guards" to ensure that only folks with certain genitalia can use them? (nt)

Response to Nye Bevan (Reply #10)Sat Apr 9, 2016, 07:04 PM
Kalidurga (13,416 posts)
13. I didn't say or imply that.

I said us women took over the men's room for a period of about 10 minutes on an event day that drew a large crowd. Try some reading comprehension.

You implied exactly that.  You're busted.

[Carl]

Ugly ****ing scrunt.

[Chris_]

us women

He walked in with me and stood right in front of the door

Um.

[I_B_Perky]

My question to Pamela is this: if she's so ill these sorts of things happen to her, why the Hell is she traipsing around rather than staying at home or in the hospital until she gets well?

I think a person with uncontrolled bowels is a public health hazard, and needs restrained so as to not squirt and dump it so that other people unknowingly come into some sort of physical contact with it after an inevitable "accident."

- - - - - - - - - -

But now we come to that Great Pandora's Box, intestinal disorders of the primitives.

I don't believe for a minute that Pamela is afflicted with an authentic case of that disease, mostly because of her hypochondrial conduct.  She likes to be "sick" as it gets her attention, and perhaps one time she had a bad case of running bowels, and extrapolating from that created this "affliction."

As with many primitives, all Pamela needs to do is add fiber and roughage to her diet, after which no more problems.  But she doesn't want that; she wants the attention and pity.

My question would be if you know you are going to go out in public, then don't eat for 8-12 hours before. Nothing in, nothing out.  If I had that disease it is what I would do.  Beats shitting yourself in public.

[Fourwinds]

What utter bullshit! So while this bathroom law stuff is in the news this subhuman just so happens to have a bowel disease which leads to an issue while she's out? Pretty damn good timing it seems.

[Chris_]

If the roles were reversed, I'm sure some unfortunate SOB would be sitting in jail tonight instead of gloating on the Internets.

Pam Dawson is a special kind of stupid.

[Texacon]

So, Pam was able to hold it for several places in Mexico until her husband could buy alcohol but not when she was in the US??

KC


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[Patriot Guard Rider]

In an absolute emergency, ANY restroom is ok, IMO. The problem is, we're talking apple and oranges. One is an emergency, the other is a "woman" with a beard and mustache, using the womens restroom based on choice.

It's been years but I used to go to concerts at Lakewood Amphitheater in Atlanta and at intermission is wasn't unusual to see 4/5 females in the male line. It never bothered me. The line for the womens room was LONG.

That didn't bother me. Some guy wanting to use the womens restroom because, TODAY, he identifies as female, is far different.

[SVPete]

This is the kind of thing driving the laws to which the DU member objects: University of Toronto alters bathroom policy after two reports of voyeurism.

That, and fearing the inevitable - and justified! - lawsuit losses should the horndog male do more to the woman in a university restroom or locker room than take involuntary nude photos.

[FiddyBeowulf]

My question would be if you know you are going to go out in public, then don't eat for 8-12 hours before. Nothing in, nothing out.  If I had that disease it is what I would do.  Beats shitting yourself in public.

Or keep a journal noting which food you eat and when and then avoid eating the foods that cause the most problems.

[Ken8521]

And how is this relevant to anything other than dealing with such diseases?

How is a possibility of a personal emergency like that in any way analogous to the equally realistic possibility of perv males claiming to be trans-something-or-other as an opportunity for voyeurism and/or rape?

Agreed.. this dope is attempting to compare a common, legitimate medical condition, w/ a person who is to mentally ill to figure out that they were born a man/woman, so that is what they are.