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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on July 10, 2022, 06:11:39 PM
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Since the NEA is discussing changing the official term from Mother to the nauseating "birthing person", "menstruating or lactating person", thought we'd get out in front of these things.
Here are Ralphie's suggestions on how to fix these things popular in our culture for the last 100 years, to be inclusive ya' know?
Songs that need to be adjusted:
Birthing Person Mia
Menstruating Person, Don't Let Your Babies grow up to be Cowboys
Lactating Person's Little Helper
Birthing Person and Child Reunion
Stacey's Menstruating Person
Birthing Person told me not to Come
Lactating Person, I'm Coming Home
Birthing Person Said Knock You Out
New Sugar Tonight/New Menstruating Person Nature
On to TV and Film:
How I Met your Birthing Person
Mr. Birthing Person
Throw Lactating Person from the Train
Serial Lactating Person
Sex and the Single Lactating Person
Don't Tell The Menstruating Person the Babysitter's Dead
Teen Birthing People
There are probably dozens more, just trying to get ahead of this woke culture since I try to plan ahead.
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Since the NEA is discussing changing the official term from Mother to the nauseating "birthing person", "menstruating or lactating person", thought we'd get out in front of these things.
Here are Ralphie's suggestions on how to fix these things popular in our culture for the last 100 years, to be inclusive ya' know?
Songs that need to be adjusted:
Birthing Person Mia
Menstruating Person, Don't Let Your Babies grow up to be Cowboys
Lactating Person's Little Helper
Birthing Person and Child Reunion
Stacey's Menstruating Person
Birthing Person told me not to Come
Lactating Person, I'm Coming Home
Birthing Person Said Knock You Out
New Sugar Tonight/New Menstruating Person Nature
On to TV and Film:
How I Met your Birthing Person
Mr. Birthing Person
Throw Lactating Person from the Train
Serial Lactating Person
Sex and the Single Lactating Person
Don't Tell The Menstruating Person the Babysitter's Dead
Teen Birthing People
There are probably dozens more, just trying to get ahead of this woke culture since I try to plan ahead.
:popcorn:
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More Song Titles:
American Birthing Person - the Guess Who
Black Magic Lactating Person - Santana
You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Menstruating Person - Aretha Franklin
Oh, Pretty Birthing Person - Roy Orbison
She's Always a Lactating Person to Me - Billy Joel
I'm Every Menstruating Person - Whitney Houston
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More Song Titles:
American Birthing Person - the Guess Who
Black Magic Lactating Person - Santana
You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Menstruating Person - Aretha Franklin
Oh, Pretty Birthing Person - Roy Orbison
She's Always a Lactating Person to Me - Billy Joel
I'm Every Menstruating Person - Whitney Houston
Oh, Pretty Birthing Person - Roy Orbison :argh: :argh: :argh:
How DARE they even TRY to change this!!! :-) I enjoyed watching this movie several times, not to mention listening to the ever-lovin' drums throughout the music! (blush)
Will get serious later, but for now, will sign off & listen to this first ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFvoDDs0XM
~ ABC :-) :bolt:
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Well, so long as we're "modernizing" popular songs...
...what about that classic ditty from Wynona and Naomi Judd:
Mama Xe/Xim's Crazy
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And who can forget that blazing Shelley Winters gangster-epic: Birthing-Person Barker.
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Surprise, surprise! :-) Just had to come in one more time ...
But am not sure of the proper woke terms for this one : :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHr4d2KzBzU
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More Song Titles:
American Birthing Person - the Guess Who
Black Magic Lactating Person - Santana
You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Menstruating Person - Aretha Franklin
Oh, Pretty Birthing Person - Roy Orbison
She's Always a Lactating Person to Me - Billy Joel
I'm Every Menstruating Person - Whitney Houston
Man I Feel Like a Birthing Person! - Shania Twain
Birthing Person - John Lennon
When a Man Loves a Menstruating Person - Percy Sledge
I Am Birthing Person - Helen Reddy
Witchy Lactating Person - The Eagles
Fat Bottom Birthing People - Queen
Evil Menstruating Person - Electric Light Orchestra
L.A. Birthing People - The Doors
Brandy (You're a Fine Menstruating Person) - Looking Glass
Uptown Birthing Person - Billy Joel
Brown Eyed Lactating Person - Van Morrison
Material Birthing Person - Madonna
Like a Chest Feeding Person - Madonna
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From a quote from Mr. Wiggum above and ...
Taking a slightly different tack here :-)
I Am Birthing Person - Helen Reddy
"I'm a Birthing Person, hear me roar, numbers too big to ignore" etc.
Okay, if you think so ...
Just wonder how many are actually, able to be "birthing persons" these days, not counting the trannys, that is! :-)