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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: SVPete on December 27, 2021, 07:10:42 PM
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In Push For Diversity, Military Canine Units To Give Equal Opportunities To Chihuahuas (Babylon Bee)
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-push-for-diversity-military-canine-units-to-give-equal-opportunities-to-chihuahuas (https://babylonbee.com/news/in-push-for-diversity-military-canine-units-to-give-equal-opportunities-to-chihuahuas)
LACKLAND AFB, TX—Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has directed all branches of the military to step up diversity efforts when it comes to working dogs in canine units. For the first time, the military-- which has always favored German Shepherds in the past-- will admit other breeds such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians.
"We've always had this narrow-minded view that the German Shepherd is the best dog for chasing down dangerous terrorists and sniffing out improvised explosive devices," said Austin. "But why not Chihuahuas? Why not poodles? Bringing in more dog breeds will increase our diversity-- which is the greatest strength any military can have."
So far, there have been no Chihuahuas capable of taking down a 250-pound man by the arm, so the military has elected to eliminate that test altogether.
They need to find a source for Pit-huahuas and PitPoms, :lmao: .
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In Push For Diversity, Military Canine Units To Give Equal Opportunities To Chihuahuas (Babylon Bee)
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-push-for-diversity-military-canine-units-to-give-equal-opportunities-to-chihuahuas (https://babylonbee.com/news/in-push-for-diversity-military-canine-units-to-give-equal-opportunities-to-chihuahuas)
They need to find a source for Pit-huahuas and PitPoms, :lmao: .
Now what to do with dachshunds...
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Now what to do with dachshunds...
Like cowboys, the military will get a long little doggie ... :rimshot: :bolt: .
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Now what to do with dachshunds...
NAZI bastards!
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NAZI bastards!
:hi5: :rotf: !
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It wouldn't surprise me in the least to hear that the Bee has a mole in the Pentagon and that there's truth to this story. :thatsright:
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It wouldn't surprise me in the least to hear that the Bee has a mole in the Pentagon and that there's truth to this story. :thatsright:
Pit-Yorkies unite!
Unlike mal, The Babylon Bee is not entirely non-prophet.
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Now what to do with dachshunds...
As long as Fauci (the bastard) doesn't get ahold of them, the little guys will be fine!!! :-)
Plus when puppies, they have sharp pointy teeth!
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And what about cats that identify as dobermans? :thatsright:
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And what about cats that identify as dobermans? :thatsright:
Ukrainian levkoys are kind of scary, :rotf: :
(http://www.catbreedselector.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Ukrainian-Levkoy-Pictures.jpg)
(https://www.dogalize.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Ukrainian-Levkoy.jpg)