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Title: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: ih8hippies on January 21, 2008, 08:12:53 PM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html)

 :lmao:
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2008, 08:15:31 PM
new avatar hippie?....is that your new rural-sexual mullet?
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: ih8hippies on January 21, 2008, 08:16:21 PM
My mullet is pimp.
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 21, 2008, 08:17:14 PM
LOL.... are you gonna buy it?  :-)
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2008, 08:17:37 PM
That vagina is NOT a couch.  It is strictly single-occupancy only. 

False advertising.   :lmao:
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: vftb on January 21, 2008, 08:19:40 PM
It's just up the road from me.  Any of y'all want to buy it, I'll pick it up for ya  :-) :-)
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2008, 08:21:44 PM
It's just up the road from me.  Any of y'all want to buy it, I'll pick it up for ya  :-) :-)
Don't forget to give it the pinky test when you pick it up V, that and check its general smell.
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: ih8hippies on January 21, 2008, 08:23:56 PM
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 21, 2008, 08:25:56 PM

did a pun writer place this ad?

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For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting.

3 hours north of SF.  go figure.
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 21, 2008, 08:27:10 PM
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then?  :-)
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 21, 2008, 08:27:58 PM
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

I think it would eat my kitty cat.
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: vftb on January 21, 2008, 08:28:17 PM
It's just up the road from me.  Any of y'all want to buy it, I'll pick it up for ya  :-) :-)
Don't forget to give it the pinky test when you pick it up V, that and check its general smell.

I'm thinking I should give it the once over looking for those "blue dress" stains  :beer:
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 21, 2008, 08:28:23 PM
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then?  :-)

feed it a sheep.
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2008, 08:28:35 PM
throw a mattress over it
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then?  :-)
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 21, 2008, 08:29:35 PM
throw a mattress over it
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then?  :-)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: vftb on January 21, 2008, 08:31:27 PM
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then?  :-)

feed it a sheep.

 :rotf: :rotf: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2008, 08:32:42 PM
I'm trying to think of how to take ....old vagina couch+milf=   what?...gotta be a good joke there
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: ih8hippies on January 21, 2008, 08:36:43 PM
y'all are killing me  :lmao:
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on January 21, 2008, 08:37:21 PM
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then?  :-)
Big bag of cotton in a pillow case :devious:
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Post by: Atlas on January 22, 2008, 12:00:55 PM
I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it :uhsure:

Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: ih8hippies on January 22, 2008, 05:30:12 PM
I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it :uhsure:



how was it it? was it a tight fit?... or did you slip right in?  it looked a little used so i'm assuming the latter.
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 22, 2008, 05:35:50 PM
I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it :uhsure:



did you get it's number, only to "forget" to call it the next day?
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Atlas on January 22, 2008, 05:48:40 PM
I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it :uhsure:



how was it it? was it a tight fit?... or did you slip right in?  it looked a little used so i'm assuming the latter.

We'd all like THINK it's a tight fit, but I've seen babies drop out of those things, we're all just kidding ourselves :whatever:
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Atlas on January 22, 2008, 05:49:57 PM
I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it :uhsure:



did you get it's number, only to "forget" to call it the next day?

the next day? Are you nuts? I waited three days before I didn't call
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on January 22, 2008, 05:55:06 PM
I wonder if the person buying it will keep it 'au natural' or drape a bear rug over one end.
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on January 22, 2008, 06:16:13 PM
Her name is Willow.

Kind of says it all.  She probably got laid when she was 12, with Mom and other Mom looking on approvingly.
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 24, 2008, 01:27:45 AM
All well and good, but you're not going to get me to sit on the barstools that come with it.
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: SilverOrchid on January 25, 2008, 04:31:20 PM
ROTFL!! Oh the things you get on craigslist!! This was my fav part.
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I am asking for $600 and a loving home![/quote]  :lmao:
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on January 25, 2008, 04:48:29 PM
Would it be wrong to go into it head-first?
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: SilverOrchid on January 25, 2008, 05:05:33 PM
Would it be wrong to go into it head-first?

That would make a great pic!!!
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: ih8hippies on January 25, 2008, 09:14:10 PM
(http://www.darjanpanic.com/pics/borat-movie-trailer.jpg)
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on January 25, 2008, 09:26:05 PM
That's Rebel Kev!!!
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: ih8hippies on January 25, 2008, 09:26:38 PM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 26, 2008, 03:22:59 PM
Does it come with carpet or only for hardwood interiors?
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: ih8hippies on January 26, 2008, 07:32:19 PM
Well... it's from San Fran. Since it's a vagiiiine, it would be for a carpet interior  :-)
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Post by: vftb on January 27, 2008, 12:52:55 PM
Well... it's from San Fran. Since it's a vagiiiine, it would be for a carpet interior  :-)

Actually, it's from Mendocino County, parts of which make San Francisco look positively sane and conservative  :o ::) :drink:
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 27, 2008, 01:11:40 PM
Who wants a couch that smells like fish?
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 28, 2008, 09:53:51 AM
Who wants a couch that smells like fish?
But it tastes like chicken.
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 28, 2008, 10:00:04 AM

be sure and use protection (http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/72/76/23107672.jpg) to avoid an unwanted (http://www.interiordestiny.com/store/images/category/Megan-Chair-Titan-Glm.jpg)
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 28, 2008, 10:04:45 AM
If you turn it sideways will it fit in with Japanese Modern decor?
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 28, 2008, 10:14:43 AM
I think the vagina couch has been flagged for deletion (http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/flags_and_community_moderation).

Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 28, 2008, 10:16:34 AM
I think the vagina couch has been flagged for deletion (http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/flags_and_community_moderation).



I guess that sews it up.
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 28, 2008, 10:21:37 AM
I think the vagina couch has been flagged for deletion (http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/flags_and_community_moderation).



I guess that sews it up.

(http://lh3.google.com/aanchal21/R0DQhDV62QI/AAAAAAAACU8/opAza5mFiQ0/100_0009.JPG?imgmax=512)

(hot bandwidth alert)
Title: Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
Post by: ih8hippies on January 28, 2008, 11:09:33 AM
Well... there goes Jacks driver seat for the shortbus. I guess he gets his upside-down stool that he insisted he must have.