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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: ih8hippies on January 21, 2008, 08:12:53 PM
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html)
:lmao:
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new avatar hippie?....is that your new rural-sexual mullet?
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My mullet is pimp.
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LOL.... are you gonna buy it? :-)
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That vagina is NOT a couch. It is strictly single-occupancy only.
False advertising. :lmao:
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It's just up the road from me. Any of y'all want to buy it, I'll pick it up for ya :-) :-)
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It's just up the road from me. Any of y'all want to buy it, I'll pick it up for ya :-) :-)
Don't forget to give it the pinky test when you pick it up V, that and check its general smell.
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I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.
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did a pun writer place this ad?
For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting.
3 hours north of SF. go figure.
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I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.
But what about every 28 days? What do you do then? :-)
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I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.
I think it would eat my kitty cat.
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It's just up the road from me. Any of y'all want to buy it, I'll pick it up for ya :-) :-)
Don't forget to give it the pinky test when you pick it up V, that and check its general smell.
I'm thinking I should give it the once over looking for those "blue dress" stains :beer:
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I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.
But what about every 28 days? What do you do then? :-)
feed it a sheep.
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throw a mattress over it
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.
But what about every 28 days? What do you do then? :-)
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throw a mattress over itI think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.
But what about every 28 days? What do you do then? :-)
:rotf:
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I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.
But what about every 28 days? What do you do then? :-)
feed it a sheep.
:rotf: :rotf: :cheersmate:
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I'm trying to think of how to take ....old vagina couch+milf= what?...gotta be a good joke there
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y'all are killing me :lmao:
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I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.
But what about every 28 days? What do you do then? :-)
Big bag of cotton in a pillow case :devious:
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I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.
Can't quite explain it :uhsure:
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I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.
Can't quite explain it :uhsure:
how was it it? was it a tight fit?... or did you slip right in? it looked a little used so i'm assuming the latter.
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I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.
Can't quite explain it :uhsure:
did you get it's number, only to "forget" to call it the next day?
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I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.
Can't quite explain it :uhsure:
how was it it? was it a tight fit?... or did you slip right in? it looked a little used so i'm assuming the latter.
We'd all like THINK it's a tight fit, but I've seen babies drop out of those things, we're all just kidding ourselves :whatever:
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I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.
Can't quite explain it :uhsure:
did you get it's number, only to "forget" to call it the next day?
the next day? Are you nuts? I waited three days before I didn't call
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I wonder if the person buying it will keep it 'au natural' or drape a bear rug over one end.
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Her name is Willow.
Kind of says it all. She probably got laid when she was 12, with Mom and other Mom looking on approvingly.
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All well and good, but you're not going to get me to sit on the barstools that come with it.
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ROTFL!! Oh the things you get on craigslist!! This was my fav part.
I am asking for $600 and a loving home![/quote] :lmao:
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Would it be wrong to go into it head-first?
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Would it be wrong to go into it head-first?
That would make a great pic!!!
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(http://www.darjanpanic.com/pics/borat-movie-trailer.jpg)
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That's Rebel Kev!!!
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:lmao:
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Does it come with carpet or only for hardwood interiors?
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Well... it's from San Fran. Since it's a vagiiiine, it would be for a carpet interior :-)
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Well... it's from San Fran. Since it's a vagiiiine, it would be for a carpet interior :-)
Actually, it's from Mendocino County, parts of which make San Francisco look positively sane and conservative :o ::) :drink:
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Who wants a couch that smells like fish?
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Who wants a couch that smells like fish?
But it tastes like chicken.
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be sure and use protection (http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/72/76/23107672.jpg) to avoid an unwanted (http://www.interiordestiny.com/store/images/category/Megan-Chair-Titan-Glm.jpg)
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If you turn it sideways will it fit in with Japanese Modern decor?
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I think the vagina couch has been flagged for deletion (http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/flags_and_community_moderation).
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I think the vagina couch has been flagged for deletion (http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/flags_and_community_moderation).
I guess that sews it up.
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I think the vagina couch has been flagged for deletion (http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/flags_and_community_moderation).
I guess that sews it up.
(http://lh3.google.com/aanchal21/R0DQhDV62QI/AAAAAAAACU8/opAza5mFiQ0/100_0009.JPG?imgmax=512)
(hot bandwidth alert)
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Well... there goes Jacks driver seat for the shortbus. I guess he gets his upside-down stool that he insisted he must have.