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Offline BannedFromDU

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75 years now of bullshit
« on: July 09, 2024, 10:15:53 AM »
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Archae (46,494 posts) Tue Jul 9, 2024, 10:57 AM

75 years now of bullshit.

Roswell, New Mexico.

A local rancher found some parts and pieces of a balloon.
It was a then-top secret CIA program to detect atomic explosions in Russia.

The cover story was put out there, and has been embellished up the wazoo since then.

My "big three" still applies to the true believers of this "flying saucer crash" story.

Mistakes or a cover-up of a secret program from the authorities.

Certified crazies.

People cashing in.


When I saw "75 years of bullshit," I thought old Archae was wishing himself a happy birthday


But it turns out Archae is talking about UFOs, and is completely sure that we are alone in the universe. Seems like an odd position for a DUmmy to take, as devoted as they are to science and science fiction and fantasy and all of that.

Maybe he's just disappointed that he's never been abducted and butt-probed by aliens. He's had to make do with being butt-probed by his drinking buddies.
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Offline SVPete

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Re: 75 years now of bullshit
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2024, 11:24:10 AM »
Is there any truth to the rumor I'm starting that DU-folk are the aliens and descendants of the aliens that landed at Roswell 75 years ago? :rotf:  :tongue:
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Re: 75 years now of bullshit
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2024, 01:00:31 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on July 09, 2024, 11:24:10 AM
Is there any truth to the rumor I'm starting that DU-folk are the aliens and descendants of the aliens that landed at Roswell 75 years ago? :rotf:  :tongue:

You discovered their secret.

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6. My theory speaks to me, that the Aliens were here 500,000 to one million years ago.
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Tue Jul 9, 2024, 01:11 PM
Their home planet had brilliant people and not-so-smart people. (Really not smart people..   )
Yeah..They dropped them off here. 
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And they formed the progressive democrat party  :thatsright:
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Re: 75 years now of bullshit
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2024, 09:00:48 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on July 09, 2024, 11:24:10 AM
Is there any truth to the rumor I'm starting that DU-folk are the aliens and descendants of the aliens that landed at Roswell 75 years ago? :rotf:  :tongue:

I don't think that rumor will fly. Can you imagine DUmmies building a viable spacecraft?

Me neither.
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