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World's worst Bouncy?
« on: October 21, 2010, 10:01:47 PM »
I don't know about you guys, but this is one of the crappiest ones I've read in a while:


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My wife has heard it all. She was going to work and walked passed a bus stop. two women
   
Edited on Thu Oct-21-10 09:12 PM by redirish28
waited for a bus.

The older woman (wearing a tea party shirt) said "I'm not doing it this year. It makes absolute sense to me. We need halloween banned".


"But it isn't harmful". woman 2

"Isn't harmful. It teaches kids to expect handout and when these kids get bigger they expect bigger handouts. Look at welfare! Give kids candy now for dressing in costumes and they will grow up expecting the government to hand them money because they dressed like a worker for a couple of days and than did something stupid to get themselves fired".

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1. The Rise of the American Cretin !

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2. People who allow their ideology do their thinking and rationalizing for them...
   
...deserve to go through life scared of non existent boogie men and their own shadows.

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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Oct-21-10 09:14 PM
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4. Just goes to show you
   
That nobody really has heard it all, even if they think they have. Because I thought I'd heard it all until reading this post. The word(s) that immediately come to mind is dumbass. How does anyone go through life like that? Halloween equated with welfare? Give me a break.

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23. Yeah, just an excuse cause she's to cheap
   
Edited on Thu Oct-21-10 09:46 PM by Raine
to spend a few bucks on candy.

edit: typo

...until the very end.

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45. I call bullshit.
   
I think you made this story up.

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2010, 10:16:09 PM »
LOL.

I love Halloween.  Who doesn't like free candy and higher dental bills?  :P
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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2010, 10:23:18 PM »
O   M    G!!! :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2010, 11:04:33 PM »
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45. I call bullshit.
   
I think you made this story up.

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2010, 11:05:45 PM »
Hehehehehehe! I smell pizza!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, comment #45 is still there, which surprises me.

But maybe my fellow alum Skins is getting tired of the bouncies himself; after all, he operates Skins's island, not a basketball court.
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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2010, 11:21:04 PM »
Actually, comment #45 is still there, which surprises me.

But maybe my fellow alum Skins is getting tired of the bouncies himself; after all, he operates Skins's island, not a basketball court.

My bet is Skimmer and his loyal orks are in bed! Whadaya think? Otherwise, I think this woulda been scrubbed by now!
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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2010, 11:42:45 PM »
I was going to put this one up until I saw yours:
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A local racist head exploded when he found out the wife of Justice Thomas is white.

He stormed out of the bar and pealed out down the road. My buddy went up and asked the bartender what happened?. He said that he just saw Mrs. Thomas face on the news and flipped

out. Needless to say this fellow is a loud mouth republican. Ignorant as most of them are.
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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2010, 12:43:57 AM »
Well, there's an hour of my life I won't get back!

Turns out, this guy wasn't just drunk, but had 3 tickets for drivin' while suspended! 2 of which he failed to show up in court for@!

To make a long story short, the parents of this delinquent 26 year old were willin' to foot the bill for the DUI, problem is little sonny forgot to tell them about the Failure to Appears!

When I told them they would have to pay me $900, of which they don't get a single dime back BTW, they decided maybe little sonny should learn a lesson and wait to see what the judge he skipped out on had to say!

To bad I can't charge the little shit for wastin' my time!

anyways.................. back to the DUmmie BS on the docket,

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9. LOL
   
Edited on Wed Oct-20-10 06:59 PM by quinnox
All his admiration for Clarence Thomas just went right out the window. Here he had always thought - "Well, at least there is one good black man (course he would use the n-word in his thoughts though) in this world"

And then the wife of Thomas showed up on tv, and all his dreams were shattered. His new thought to himself as he was storming out - "Shit, he is just like all the other (n-word) out there getting their hands on our good white women"

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15. Oh, I bet he did.
   
But he probably thought Thomas was one of the (very few) "good ones".

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29. And he was gravely disappointed
   
to learn that Thomas was not one of the "good ones".

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27. Or had seen the People magazine cover for which the lovely couple posed
   
jes' Good Ol' Clarence doin' a li'l bit more too keep the Court dignitified and all...mitchum (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Oct-20-10 11:39 PM
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27. Or had seen the People magazine cover for which the lovely couple posed
   
jes' Good Ol' Clarence doin' a li'l bit more too keep the Court dignitified and all...

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21. Since Mrs. Thomas is a teabagger
   
Perhaps he is mad that she is married to a black man.

Then there was this!!!!!!!!

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25. "The Thomases are coming!" cried the lookout from the roof.
   
"Did you hear that everybody? The Thomases are coming!" shouted the mayor. The townspeople cheered.

The Thomases get closer. The lookout, peering through a telescope, jumps in surprise and turns to the crowd gathered below.

"The Justice's wife is a hon-"

The church bell rang in celebration, cutting off the lookout's cry.

"What did he say?" a lady asked the mayor.

"He said, the Justice's wife is a honey!" responded the mayor.

The lookout cried out in fustration. "No, doggonit, she's a h-"

CLANG! went the church bell.

"He says they're here!" cried the mayor. The townspeople cheered again!

"No! Dagnabbit! She's a cra-"

CLANG! rang the bell again.

"What did he say?" another lady asked the mayor.

"He said she's a Christian!" replied the mayor. The townspeople cheered again.

The lookout threw up his hands in disgust and began to climb down from the roof.

Justice Thomas and his wife appeared from around a house on the edge of town, only a few dozen yards from the cheering townspeople. The citizens continue to cheer as the Thomases approach, until suddenly they drop silent, mouthes agape.

"Your wife's a honkey," the mayor says automatically.

The "Welcome!" sign snaps and rolls itself up tightly as the lookout rushes up to the mayor, gasping slightly.

"The Justice's wife is a cracker!" he pants out, then looks around at the stunned crowd. "But you knew that already."

No bigotry at the DUmp! Nope, none! At least they have members who close their eyes to it, according to a source who is familiar with them!

I'd be ashamed to associate with asshats like this! The chance we would have an asshole like this in our ranks, is zilch! None of us would put up with such drivel!

But of course, we all know, "some of 'em are nice, and some of 'em aren't so bad"!

Sorry, somebody pushed my buttons tonight! I don't intend to cause a ruckus. hehe! wink, wink!

Ya lay down with the dogs, yer bound to get up with fleas, or worse! Sometimes ya gotta search 'em for ticks!

But, what the hey, they're all just wantin' to hang out, right? ( with like minded people ) That gives 'em a pass, Right?

Damn I can't stand hypocrites!

How does anyone defend this shit?

OK, Chris, I'm done! Wack my peepee! I'm sure I deserve it!

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2010, 12:51:18 AM »
Psst...DUmmies--some of us knew Justice Thomas' wife was black.

Just as we knew Sidney Poitier's wife is white, as is Cuba Gooding Jr's., etc...

Some of us even (gasp!) DATED across racial lines at some point in our lives--including my late uncle who had a long-term (over 20 years) black girlfriend.  My sister dated a black guy, and although he was a total loser, my nephew is his son and I still love the kid just the same.

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2010, 01:29:23 AM »
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25. "The Thomases are coming!" cried the lookout from the roof.
   
"Did you hear that everybody? The Thomases are coming!" shouted the mayor. The townspeople cheered.

The Thomases get closer. The lookout, peering through a telescope, jumps in surprise and turns to the crowd gathered below.

"The Justice's wife is a hon-"

The church bell rang in celebration, cutting off the lookout's cry.

"What did he say?" a lady asked the mayor.

"He said, the Justice's wife is a honey!" responded the mayor.

The lookout cried out in fustration. "No, doggonit, she's a h-"

CLANG! went the church bell.

"He says they're here!" cried the mayor. The townspeople cheered again!

"No! Dagnabbit! She's a cra-"

CLANG! rang the bell again.

"What did he say?" another lady asked the mayor.

"He said she's a Christian!" replied the mayor. The townspeople cheered again.

The lookout threw up his hands in disgust and began to climb down from the roof.

Justice Thomas and his wife appeared from around a house on the edge of town, only a few dozen yards from the cheering townspeople. The citizens continue to cheer as the Thomases approach, until suddenly they drop silent, mouthes agape.

"Your wife's a honkey," the mayor says automatically.

The "Welcome!" sign snaps and rolls itself up tightly as the lookout rushes up to the mayor, gasping slightly.

"The Justice's wife is a cracker!" he pants out, then looks around at the stunned crowd. "But you knew that already."

Somebody musta watched "Blazing Saddles" recently.  This whole thing is a scene from the movie.

Poor, poor, DUmbasses.  They don't have a thought in their heads that wasn't put there by someone/something else.   :mental:
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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2010, 01:54:30 AM »
Somebody musta watched "Blazing Saddles" recently.  This whole thing is a scene from the movie.

Poor, poor, DUmbasses.  They don't have a thought in their heads that wasn't put there by someone/something else.   :mental:

Disgusting, ain't it!

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2010, 06:07:54 AM »
I was going to put this one up until I saw yours:Project Much Dummies?

Hmm all of a sudden they care about Thomas?
I thought he was an Uncle Tom, a sellout to real African-Americans, etc.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2010, 06:22:50 AM »
World's worst Bouncy? ...We got at least 10 more days to go yet. I got a feeling that you ain't seen nothing yet.

....and then after Nov. 2, the rubber crop harvest begins.
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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2010, 07:49:59 AM »
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2. People who allow their ideology do their thinking and rationalizing for them...
   
...deserve to go through life scared of non existent boogie men and their own shadows.

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2010, 10:56:45 AM »
I haven't had a kid come to my door in about four years. I live on an isolated rural island whose population drops in half after Labor Day. I bought one bag of fun size Snickers, just in case, but I expect to be eating them next month.

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2010, 11:42:17 AM »
I live 6 miles outa town. No tricker treaters out here. All the kids from out here go to town and hit the condos where the old "rich" people live!

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2010, 12:08:27 PM »
Okay raise your hand if you didn't know Clarence Thomas' wife was white! Okay, now raise your hand if you give a flying ****! These people aren't just blindly prejudice they've dug themselves into a ditch of stupidity they can't possibly dig themselves out of. If Jesse Jackson or one of the other race whores told them they could kill all Republicans by sticking their dicks in an electrical outlet they'd do it. And the wimmins would call their metrosexual husbands and demand they stick theirs in or do it for them if they refused.

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2010, 12:11:37 PM »
If Jesse Jackson or one of the other race whores told them they could kill all Republicans by sticking their dicks in an electrical outlet they'd do it. And the wimmins would call their metrosexual husbands and demand they stick theirs in or do it for them if they refused.

Cindie

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

Cindie, I think I'd pay good money--a lot of good money--to watch the results!  I think that there's a lot of others here who would do the same! :fuelfire:
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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2010, 12:12:23 PM »
LOL.

I love Halloween.  Who doesn't like free candy and higher dental bills?  :P

I'm spending mine at "the late night, double picture show" with Brad and Janet!

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2010, 12:26:50 PM »
Okay raise your hand if you didn't know Clarence Thomas' wife was white!

Cindie


I didn't until earlier this year when it was in the news about her and the TEA Party, but it didn't matter to me anyway.

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2010, 12:43:33 PM »
I'm spending mine at "the late night, double picture show" with Brad and Janet!

Cindie

BTW--Glee this week is going to do the Rocky Horror Picture Show.  It's a guilty pleasure of mine.  I can't wait for this episode!
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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2010, 01:24:30 PM »
Okay raise your hand if you didn't know Clarence Thomas' wife was white! Okay, now raise your hand if you give a flying ****! These people aren't just blindly prejudice they've dug themselves into a ditch of stupidity they can't possibly dig themselves out of. If Jesse Jackson or one of the other race whores told them they could kill all Republicans by sticking their dicks in an electrical outlet they'd do it. And the wimmins would call their metrosexual husbands and demand they stick theirs in or do it for them if they refused.

Cindie

hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!! Great one Cin! H5!

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Re: World's worst Bouncy?
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2010, 05:59:12 PM »
Hehehehehehe! I smell pizza!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA!!
Large pepperoni, sausage and black olive please! lol :evillaugh: