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The Bar => Introductions & Subsequent Welcomes => Topic started by: GCBill on December 20, 2010, 04:26:57 PM
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Just wanted to say hello in intro myself. My name is Bill, and for a short time (211 posts) I played "Phil The Cat" in DUmmieland.
"Phil" was a naive Marxist, shooting for the left of EFerrari, Peace Patriot, and Judi Lynn (but never quite succeeding - that's a LOOOOOONNNNNG way left). His specialty was in pointing out the evils of socialism by trumpeting them ("Wouldn't it be wonderful if the government owned EVERYTHING and assigned jobs, housing, and diet?"). His ultimate series of posts had to be those extolling the virtues of the North Korean constitution. This is how I found my way here - where this relatively minor and short-lived character received a "Primitive Of The Year" nomination for that thread.
Alas, "Phil The Cat" was killed by the Little Somoli Boy That Couldn't (bomb a Christmas celebration). I was so frustrated by some of the reactions (particularly ProudDad) that I started breaking character. Next thing I knew, P.T.C. was executed.
Anyhow, it's the real deal for me here. I may say some things people like. I may say some things people hate. Either/or, it is what it is!
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Welcome aboard, and don't forget to pick an avatar or you'll be a caveman forever. :cheersmate: :-)
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I don't see how anyone can "mole" on a site full of ignorant, America haters.
Welcome to CC. I am Jessica.
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Hiya and welcome!
What does the GC stand for? Gulf Coast?
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Welcome
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Welcome. Any relation to Felix the Cat?
You might be too young to remember his porn cartoons. :rotf:
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Hiya and welcome!
What does the GC stand for? Gulf Coast?
Actually, it is "Green Cab". Yes, I work for a "green" company. No, we are not enviro whackos - I just like having a lower expense load when filling up the car at the end of the shift!
Our main focus is running cabs with drivers who can speak English and treat our customers with dignity. Seems to be working - revenues (and hence my pay) keep climbing as we become the go-to company for all the major hotels and many other businesses.
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So.....how did you find out about conservativecave, sir?
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Oh, I see now.
I was watching one of the cats trying to climb a wall when I opened this thread, and was distracted.
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Back again to amend my original question.
There's lots of distractions going on here in real life; sorry.
I guess, more specifically, how did you learn you had been nominated for top primitive?
No malicious intent in the question, sir; as you hang around here, you'll see that franksolich is the resident "market researcher," and merely wants to find out how people find out about us.
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Back again to amend my original question.
There's lots of distractions going on here in real life; sorry.
I guess, more specifically, how did you learn you had been nominated for top primitive?
No malicious intent in the question, sir; as you hang around here, you'll see that franksolich is the resident "market researcher," and merely wants to find out how people find out about us.
Good "Old Fashioned" Google! I was looking for the PTC posts and found this site. As a fan of P-J Comix' "DUmmie Funnies" - I was hooked!
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Welcome to CC!!
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Howdy :couch:
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Hello...bring any beer?
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Hello...bring any beer?
Molson Ice, Bud Lights, and Blue Moons are in the fridge. :beer: :cheersmate:
Venison Chili coming if someone breaks loose with some venison!
Thank you all for the welcome. For a bunch of mean nasty people who hate the poor, y'all are allright! :II:
(btw...I know who REALLY wants to keep the poor impoverished)
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welcome, pass the Molson but you can keep the chili! Venison gives me some nasty gas :cheersmate:
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welcome, pass the Molson but you can keep the chili! Venison gives me some nasty gas :cheersmate:
Dork. :lmao:
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I ain't lie! :-)
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I ain't lie! :-)
You owe me a beer!
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Welcome!
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Just wanted to say hello in intro myself. My name is Bill, and for a short time (211 posts) I played "Phil The Cat" in DUmmieland.
"Phil" was a naive Marxist, shooting for the left of EFerrari, Peace Patriot, and Judi Lynn (but never quite succeeding - that's a LOOOOOONNNNNG way left). His specialty was in pointing out the evils of socialism by trumpeting them ("Wouldn't it be wonderful if the government owned EVERYTHING and assigned jobs, housing, and diet?"). His ultimate series of posts had to be those extolling the virtues of the North Korean constitution. This is how I found my way here - where this relatively minor and short-lived character received a "Primitive Of The Year" nomination for that thread.
Alas, "Phil The Cat" was killed by the Little Somoli Boy That Couldn't (bomb a Christmas celebration). I was so frustrated by some of the reactions (particularly ProudDad) that I started breaking character. Next thing I knew, P.T.C. was executed.
Anyhow, it's the real deal for me here. I may say some things people like. I may say some things people hate. Either/or, it is what it is!
:cheersmate: Nice work, welcome to Conservative Cave!
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You owe me a beer!
:cheers1:
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:cheers1:
Thank you. :-)
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Welcome to our humble abode. Everyone 'round here calls me "Rev."
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Welcome to our humble abode. Everyone 'round here calls me "Rev."
No they don't.
:)
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:ha:
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No they don't.
:)
Oh you hush. O-)
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Welcome, GC. I'll see your venison chili and raise you one moose chili and a piece of elk jerky (to be fair, the elk jerky isn't local.)
And Molson Ice? Ewwww...how about some Rogue--Santa's Private Reserve?
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Welcome, Bill.
I see you're packin' the Red Wings logo.
Don't worry - I don't know anything about that boot company. But my sister does.
:-)
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Welcome to the Cave
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Thank you all for the welcome. For a bunch of mean nasty people who hate the poor, y'all are allright! :II:
I'm a colossal prick, and the Red Wings suck major ass. (see???? :rotf:)
Seriously, welcome aboard!!!!
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I'm a colossal prick, and the Red Wings suck major ass. (see???? :rotf:)
Seriously, welcome aboard!!!!
Well, yeah, but you don't hate the poor.
FAIL.
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Well, yeah, but you don't hate the poor.
FAIL.
No, I just exploit them. :-)
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No, I just exploit them. :-)
That's even mo betta. :hyper:
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Scum fan, eh?
Thanks for Mikael Samuelsson. :-)
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Welcome to the Cave! :cheersmate:
(I'll just help myself to one of those cold Blue Moons thanks!) :-)
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Welcome, Bill.
I see you're packin' the Red Wings logo.
Don't worry - I don't know anything about that boot company. But my sister does.
:-)
I know enough about them that I wish I had waited and saved my money, unstead of buying these garbage "Dickies" that are trashing my ankles!
Maybe Ken Burch or xchrome at the DUmp would want some used Dickies! :lmao:
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I'm a colossal prick, and the Red Wings suck major ass. (see???? :rotf:)
Seriously, welcome aboard!!!!
This from a guy whose hockey choices are the Kings and the Ducks.
Oh, I'm shakin.
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Welcome! :cheersmate:
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This from a guy whose hockey choices are the Kings and the Ducks.
Oh, I'm shakin.
:lmao:
Could be worse though. Could be the Thrashers or Predators...
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:lmao:
Could be worse though. Could be the Thrashers or Predators...
:mad: :bird:
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:mad: :bird:
:-)
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This from a guy whose hockey choices are the Kings and the Ducks.
Oh, I'm shakin.
Until these guys get to play, hockey will be nothing more than a sport for pussies.....
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TwAbZhMGVEw/Rd0dUr5IngI/AAAAAAAAAmc/QlyP0GNpxMU/s400/hansonbrothers.jpg)
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Good news then. Looks like one of them are playing.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=985bd9nTDGA[/youtube]
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Good news then. Looks like one of them are playing.
Beauty fight, eh?
(BTW - A few months late, but RIP Bob Probert)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCZEMSsGWYU[/youtube]
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Until these guys get to play, hockey will be nothing more than a sport for pussies.....
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TwAbZhMGVEw/Rd0dUr5IngI/AAAAAAAAAmc/QlyP0GNpxMU/s400/hansonbrothers.jpg)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_D6oQO6b8[/youtube]
I'm listening to the ****in song!!!
Classic.
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I :heart: the Hanson Brothers.
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I don't see how anyone can "mole" on a site full of ignorant, America haters.
Welcome to CC. I am Jessica.
We had a guy, loved sport bikes, that did a VERY good job of it. Can't remember his name though.
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I am so frikkin late to this thread...sorry I missed it. GCBill, AKA Phil the Cat, welcome, I remember you so well! You were on my original list of nominations, and I had to pare off two. I dropped you due to low post count, but I remember being floored by that thread where you defended the NORK constitution! :lmao: "Well at least they have it in writing to provide food and shelter etc. etc. which is more than we do." :rotf:
In retrospect, what a brilliant mole. I believe I fell for it. It's getting hard to tell the kooks from the moles, what with all the Chavez lovers, and proud Communists.
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We had a guy, loved sport bikes, that did a VERY good job of it. Can't remember his name though.
Speed_Addiction, the colossal f'in liar, banned for cause from FR, with some help from me.
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howdy and welcome!!!!
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I am so frikkin late to this thread...sorry I missed it. GCBill, AKA Phil the Cat, welcome, I remember you so well! You were on my original list of nominations, and I had to pare off two. I dropped you due to low post count, but I remember being floored by that thread where you defended the NORK constitution! :lmao: "Well at least they have it in writing to provide food and shelter etc. etc. which is more than we do." :rotf:
In retrospect, what a brilliant mole. I believe I fell for it. It's getting hard to tell the kooks from the moles, what with all the Chavez lovers, and proud Communists.
I couldn't think of anything better to point out liberal hypocricy than the NorK constitution. All these loftly statements about freedom and social prosperity in the most hellish, oppressive nation on earth.
Another of my favorite threads was about the elderly lady who did not want a black nurse to help her, then fell. It was a lot of work not only not blowing character, but perhaps even gaining some DUmmy cred, while zapping at Xultar and Raineyb.
The venom from the two of them alone went a LONG way in showing why the patient probably felt as she did. She has probably experienced similar individuals.
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Speed_Addiction, the colossal f'in liar, banned for cause from FR, with some help from me.
Oh, boy do I remember that guy. Good on you for help with his banning. :cheersmate:
You know, lying in general is bad enough, but if you lie about your Military Service in the USA, well, that just riles most folks up. Come to think of it, most of his stories were pretty far fetched.
Boy, his pals sure stood by his lies at CU. :hammer:
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:lmao: at the Hanson brothers.
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Hiya GCBill! Man, I could never have done what you did--I'm just not that good an actor, and that's what moling takes, acting ability.
The first thing I thought of today when I read some of your mole exploits in this thread was humans in "The Walking Dead" (and several zombie flicks) covering themselves with zombie gore to pass as a zomb. Gah! Moling at the DU is somewhat like that, I think. You're among zombies, and what you have to do to pass as one of the unbrained is just revolting. :cheersmate: