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Re: Protesters plan to storm Hart Building at 11:30AM EST to cause havoc
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2011, 04:06:01 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 11, 2011, 12:53:54 PM


What a useless *****!  Everybody knows... well, everybody knows that real men have no reason to remove hair from their ball sacks.  But in the remote case where clean, hair-free ball sacks are mandated, the Real Man uses one of these to dipill:



 :-) :popcorn:

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Re: Protesters plan to storm Hart Building at 11:30AM EST to cause havoc
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2011, 04:10:09 PM »
wait. what is that?
it looks like a heating element. i know you dont just burn hair off.
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Re: Protesters plan to storm Hart Building at 11:30AM EST to cause havoc
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2011, 04:14:48 PM »
Quote from: Rugnuts on October 11, 2011, 04:10:09 PM
wait. what is that?
it looks like a heating element. i know you dont just burn hair off.


epilady
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Re: Protesters plan to storm Hart Building at 11:30AM EST to cause havoc
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2011, 05:33:25 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 11, 2011, 04:06:01 PM
What a useless *****!  Everybody knows... well, everybody knows that real men have no reason to remove hair from their ball sacks.  But in the remote case where clean, hair-free ball sacks are mandated, the Real Man uses one of these to dipill:



 :-) :popcorn:



is that an Epiladyman?
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Re: Protesters plan to storm Hart Building at 11:30AM EST to cause havoc
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2011, 08:01:35 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 11, 2011, 05:33:25 PM
is that an Epiladyman?

Affirmative.
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Re: Protesters plan to storm Hart Building at 11:30AM EST to cause havoc
« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2011, 08:37:46 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 11, 2011, 08:01:35 PM
Affirmative.
You would have to have balls of steel to use an epilady on your sack. Holy crap it killed me on my legs!
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Re: Protesters plan to storm Hart Building at 11:30AM EST to cause havoc
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2011, 10:53:17 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 11, 2011, 08:37:46 PM
You would have to have balls of steel to use an epilady on your sack. Holy crap it killed me on my legs!

Hence the reason ONLY real men use 'em, and even then, only when the occasion warrants it.  :naughty:
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Re: Protesters plan to storm Hart Building at 11:30AM EST to cause havoc
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2011, 03:14:09 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 11, 2011, 04:06:01 PM
What a useless *****!  Everybody knows... well, everybody knows that real men have no reason to remove hair from their ball sacks.  But in the remote case where clean, hair-free ball sacks are mandated, the Real Man uses one of these to dipill:



 :-) :popcorn:



I guess I'm not a "real man" then.

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Re: Protesters plan to storm Hart Building at 11:30AM EST to cause havoc
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2011, 06:42:01 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 11, 2011, 10:53:17 PM
Hence the reason ONLY real men use 'em, and even then, only when the occasion warrants it.  :naughty:

I'll pay to see the video of you performing this act  :o
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Re: Protesters plan to storm Hart Building at 11:30AM EST to cause havoc
« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2011, 09:43:38 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 12, 2011, 06:42:01 AM
I'll pay to see the video of you performing this act  :o

I think there's a picture of the after effects in the Short Bus.
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